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  • #16
    Yep, some of these aren't meant to be taken so literally, others are just common sense.

    1. This one is kinda weird, might be some kind of reaction from the person looking at the other persons watch.

    2. It may take a while to find the remote, but at least when you do find it, it'll be more convenient for any future time you want to change the channel. Rather then walking back and forth to the tv constantly just because you're too lazy to look for the remote, just hoping you'll stumble across it one day.

    3. This is just a really bad saying.

    4. Not to be taken literally, it could mean that you were looking everywhere but you missed the obvious place where it turned out to be. Or you've looked basically everywhere and you realize there is one spot you haven't looked in that area, and it turns out to be there.

    5. Some people just blank out or doze off while watching movies, so you ask if they saw a good scene that occured, and if they didn't, you can rewind and show it to them if it was a rental Kind of pointless to say if you're watching a movie in the theatres though unless you want to tease them about missing it.

    6. I think "Can I ask you a question?" is used to get the persons attention, and get them to pay attention to the question you're about to ask. Usually people say this when someone is busy or in the process of doing other stuff, so they say this to get his/her attention. Or people may say this because they are about to ask a more serious question, so they wanna give the person a slight warning first instead of just coming out of nowhere with a possibility of sounding rude or something.

    7. You can have something new and improved. For instance, say they came out with a new model of a car. It's new because it hasn't been used and its just recently been made, and it's also improved, because its better in many different ways then the previous model. Therefore its new and improved. For something to be new, it just has to be recently made and not used. For something that is improved, it just has to be better then whatever their previous thing was.

    8. Not to be taken literally . Meaning, it just felt like life went by fast.

    9. What cops said.


    Yep, I didn't quote, so you're just gonna have to scroll up and down to figure out what the question was
    Last edited by demonfaze; 06-06-2003, 11:42 PM.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Spybreak!
      Cops, is there a reason you skipped #8? I wouldn't mind if you skipped 7...because 7 8 9!


      But anyway...Adman, a lot of things you said are mere clichés that aren't suppose to be taken literally, come on now.

      To add to the list:
      I absolutely hate when people write "there" instead of "THEY'RE," or "to" instead of "TOO."

      If English isn't your main language, that's fine. But if it is, and you are constantly spelling it wrong (which almost always gets corrected by someone in the room), plz go back to grade school, this time without looking onto your neighbor's paper you cheating fuck!
      Cops>>Iz Speaka Englishay
      Spybreak!>>W<>T<>F<>Z
      it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Spybreak!
        because 7 8 9!

        that's like the funniest IQ-test ever. Just say it to someone and see if he/she laughs!

        ROFL Adman, where did you find that, I want more!
        5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
        5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
        5: Da1andonly> =((
        5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
        5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
        5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Spybreak!
          To add to the list:
          I absolutely hate when people write "there" instead of "THEY'RE," or "to" instead of "TOO."

          If English isn't your main language, that's fine. But if it is, and you are constantly spelling it wrong (which almost always gets corrected by someone in the room), plz go back to grade school, this time without looking onto your neighbor's paper you cheating fuck!
          And their, don't forget their.

          I also dislike shorthand. omg icu l8r k? k! lol! ttyl!!1
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          • #20
            12 dollars to see a freakin' film, bloody hell.

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            • #21
              Re: 9 things i hate about everyone

              Originally posted by Adman
              I
              8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!
              What can you do that's longer?


              masterbate

              9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
              He could be standing there for amusement or he could have just missed a bus (saw it go off), but I know what you mean, small talk pisses me off. "Nice weather for it"

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              • #22
                Re: Re: 9 things i hate about everyone

                Originally posted by Louis XV
                death
                death isnt really something you do... its just something that happens to you most of the time


                and no1 knows if you will actually "experience" being dead

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                • #23
                  asf
                  Last edited by Coyote; 04-27-2008, 01:01 AM.
                  COYO

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by FudLe Pucker
                    u just made those reasons up purely out of giving us a laugh. gj gg cu
                    Lies, I've had these sent to me in an email many times
                    Stil funny though
                    USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                    ---A few minutes later---
                    9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                    9:Kim> UM
                    9:Kim> i didn't
                    9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                    9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                    9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                    9:pascone> lol?

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                    • #25
                      10. People asking for light when it's day time.
                      Originally posted by Diakka
                      Lets stop being lil bitches

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by demonfaze

                        4. Not to be taken literally, it could mean that you were looking everywhere but you missed the obvious place where it turned out to be. Or you've looked basically everywhere and you realize there is one spot you haven't looked in that area, and it turns out to be there.
                        To be a devil's advocate is a great thing!

                        But alas, when you miss the most obvious place it really means that place wasn't that obvious. Also, you just get the feeling that you've looked everywhere because once you find it you stop looking for it. So anywhere where the thing hasnt been found becomes everywhere else, which is not true. Therefore, it is dumb to say its the last place you look because you don't look for it anymore when you find it.
                        Jav Guide: Jav Guide

                        Too bad you have to be a pallie to see it

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Coyote
                          Adman stop taking credit for others work you faggot.

                          www.entensity.net

                          nt
                          i said most of you had probably read it already. I did not say i made it up.
                          There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                          • #28
                            Well I'm sure most of that was stolen from George Carlin to begin with anyway.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Eeks
                              10. People asking for light when it's day time.
                              Asking for a light
                              Originally posted by Facetious
                              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                              • #30
                                Re: Re: Re: 9 things i hate about everyone

                                Originally posted by King Missile
                                death isnt really something you do... its just something that happens to you most of the time
                                happens to you... most of the time... so death is something that happens to you most of the time. Wait... Death..........something that happens........... to you......... most of the time.............................................. .................................................. ..............................I can feel msyelf getting dumber.

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