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  • #16
    i swam competitively for 12 years

    i am an ok swimmer


    1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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    • #17
      I taught myself. Where the fuck's the option for me?

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      • #18
        I'm with you, magi. I love swimming. When I go to Coeur d' Alene to visit family, I always go swimming in the lake from the houseboat to the cliffs of our bay and back. It's almost a mile there and back. It's pretty fun to race my sister(the only family member I have who can actually make the swim). Also fun to take the rope swing off the cliffs once we get there. Good memories. And yeah, I was basically thrown in the pool by my dad at a young age, but I'm actually more comfortable in the water than out. I would judge myself a very good swimmer.
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        1:Shaun> if my girlfriend had a dick
        1:Shaun> mmmm

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        • #19
          Seriously if you can't figure out that moving your arms and legs makes you swim within 10 seconds of being in the water, you drowning is probably good for the world.
          Rabble Rabble Rabble

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          • #20
            So thats the trick, man, I was over-thinking it!
            (Children)>hunted for life
            (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
            :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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            • #21
              Originally posted by MaGi kOz View Post
              I taught myself. Where the fuck's the option for me?
              that's hardcore

              hardcore ppl not need options to pick from they forge their own

              but yeah i was just curious if it was a state funded effort to learn to swim or not
              In my world,
              I am King

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Jason View Post
                Jesus christ your posts are getting annoying cres. Is it really that hard to type a few extra letters? You can't possibly be posting from a phone all the time, yet you write as if you're always texting.

                My guess is you just think it's cool to write like that, but guess what? You're dumb.
                You'll just have to get used to it, just like how it's a fact of life that some people wear their pants down to their knees. It's possible that lowering your clothing is along the path to enlightenment.

                I noticed a slight correlation between supporters of that type of thing and the content of their sigs.
                Last edited by Nockm; 04-14-2012, 09:38 AM. Reason: Stupid edits

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                • #23
                  http://history1900s.about.com/od/190...trspelling.htm

                  Cres shud hav been around n 1906, he culd hav been a literary Juggernaut.
                  Fuck it.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Jason View Post
                    Jesus christ your posts are getting annoying cres. Is it really that hard to type a few extra letters? You can't possibly be posting from a phone all the time, yet you write as if you're always texting.

                    My guess is you just think it's cool to write like that, but guess what? You're dumb.
                    2002: Th@ KiLL@ is basically ostracized by the community for talking like he was dropped on his head as a baby.

                    2012: Cres is treated like a hero of the community for talking like he was dropped on his head as a baby.

                    Gee, I wonder why the future of this game looks so bleak?
                    Originally posted by vubinspiran
                    I hate X very hard.

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                    • #25
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8vmaj75xzE
                      TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Jason View Post
                        Jesus christ your posts are getting annoying cres. Is it really that hard to type a few extra letters? You can't possibly be posting from a phone all the time, yet you write as if you're always texting.

                        My guess is you just think it's cool to write like that, but guess what? You're dumb.
                        Connection from the afterlife isn't that great apparently.
                        5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                        5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                        5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                        1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                        1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                        • #27
                          been in the water since i was a baby, learned to swim before i was five. school 'taught' us around 3rd grade (forcing us to do backstroke with those fucking foam barbells).

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                          • #28
                            Being able to swim means you'll be able to complete all 64 positions of the Kamasutra.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by vaped View Post
                              http://history1900s.about.com/od/190...trspelling.htm

                              Cres shud hav been around n 1906, he culd hav been a literary Juggernaut.
                              "Thank you for joining us Cres. What are some of your opinions about the problems facing the world in this new 20th century?
                              "LOL how i EVEN kno dis.....???....... idk........... u guys like sharukh khan??????? "
                              "Brown Skinned AND articulate, mutually exclusive no more!
                              4:BigKing> xD
                              4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                              4:BigKing> what did i do???
                              4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                              4:BigKing> ???? why though
                              4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                              4:BigKing> xD

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Mobey View Post
                                Being able to swim means you'll be able to complete all 64 positions of the Kamasutra.

                                Good thing for me that corpses can float.

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