Champions Of The Universe!!!

[Pearl Jam]

Today in ?go base around approximately 7pm central time a match was held. But not any regular ?go base match. This match was between two battle hardened teams of 8, lusting, salivating...bonding together to achieve a goal. The goal? TO BE THE ?GO BASE CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!! <LIGHTNING CRASH!!!>

I'd like to congratulate the following 8:

ConcreteSchlYrd
Fit Of Rage
Junka
Bosshawk
PEARL JAM
Children
Stabwound! Totally Stabwound!
bioture (sorry for the tks)

Those 8 formed a collective laser gun thing and proceeded to ANNIHILATE the other team for the undisputed title of CHAMPIONS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! <THUNDER BOOM!!!>

Personally, I'd like to thank Jesus for giving me the strength...i'd like to thank Budweiser for giving me the courage...but most importantly I'd like to thank Jessica (I think that was your name), the cute brunette who made me my sandwich at the Subway down the street. Without that sandwich I wouldn't of had the energy and dedication to prevail.

Team Picture Taken immediately after the game:

[Stabwound]

Hurray!

[Fit of Rage]

Hahahahahahahaha!

My best laugh all night. Excellent review PJ.

P.S. Bioture was the other one.

[Bosshawk]

it was all PJ we couldnt have done it without him....

if he hadnt described that Subway sandwich and that lil brunette so in depthly before the match we would have never had the inspiration to follow in his lead!

that and some kick as sharks that rocked!

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

I refuse to accept my award while Trench Wars continues to discriminate against the Black Panthers.

[GuruMeditation]

Yo PJ! You worthless piece of scum! Your, MOU-C Champion of the World Title don't mean shit to us! You ain't ever gonna be a real champion! You can't fight against the real fighters of the TWL-B! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT! YOU WILT IN THE CRAM! YOU WILL ONLY FIGHT PEOPLE REJECTED FROM THE LEAGUE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FACE THE ELITE! You will get no respect from fighting in that two-bit league of losers, and that belt you're wearing means jackshit. Come rumble with us, and get rocked!

And after that, come kick back a few beers and watch that lesbian mud wrestling that's on a couple of hours after the game.

[Bosshawk]

i think PJ is Rodney Dangerfield's cousin...

"just cant get no respect!"

haha

[Bioture]

Does this mean there is nothing else left to achieve in subspace that can possibly mask this tremendous and outstanding victory?

[SEAL]

best described: nt

[Pearl Jam]

Originally posted by Bioture
Does this mean there is nothing else left to achieve in subspace that can possibly mask this tremendous and outstanding victory?

Of course not. We beat Subspace. Game over, man.

[Fit of Rage]

Shit, now what?

Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
I'd currently be spending weekends in Rio, snorting coke off the tits of a Brazilian hooker named Chalani while stoking a campfire with handfuls of Jeffersons.

[Bioture]

Retirement. ?squadjoin Retired:retired

[Mayo Inc.]

You've all over looked the "Dixie Chick" of Trench Wars,

ConcreteSchlyrd, you are a mother fucking revolutionary.

FREE DIVINE RIDES

[Machine of God]

eat my shit

[Marshal]

wut can i win ? the b1gg3$t newb award? or the biggest complainer?