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  • "best pick-up line"

    Is the answer to this question the same as the answer to the question if you want to go home with me???


    i like this thing.... tho i never really used it...

  • #2
    best pick up line:

    Do you play computer games? w00t
    I'd rather be SubSpacing.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Webbb Llama v1.5
      best pick up line:

      Do you play computer games? w00t


      haha
      ()_()
      (0.o)
      (")(")

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      • #4
        ER...

        Nice shoes.
        dong burger

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        • #5
          "I'm sorry to bother you, but I have to ask: If I were to ask you out, would you say 'no' right away, or would you think about it first?"

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          • #6
            wanna get stuffed bitch ?

            -RR

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            • #7
              i'm single

              -RR

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              • #8
                I actually used a pick up line on my girlfriend, but not for me. See, I thought she was drop dead beautiful, but my boy wanted to go out with her first, and he was to much of a chicken shit. SO I figured I'd make a total ass out of my self for him.

                I said..

                "My friend here lost his Teddy Bear. I was wondering.. would you sleep with him?"

                She got pissed, smiled, and.. uh, ended up going out with me ;oP

                Cheeseball lines work $

                My favorite would .. most likely be.. uhm..

                me: "Hey, it's 8 oclock, are you wearing panties"
                girl: "uhm, yeah?"
                me: "Oh, my watch must be an hour slow"

                ;p
                Volcs> !sex
                Volcs> WTF WHY WONT IT WORK
                Volcs> FUCK ME!! !SEX!SEX
                Volcs> !sex!sex!sex!
                Volcs> !sex on
                Volcs> !fuckyou

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                • #9
                  Are you free tonight or am I gonna hafta pay?
                  TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                  TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                  TelCat> i dont

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                  • #10
                    Your clothes. Give them to me.
                    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                    TelCat> i dont

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                    • #11
                      "HI! You are probably waiting for some stupid pickup line?"
                      Originally posted by Diakka
                      Lets stop being lil bitches

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                      • #12
                        Hi

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bioture
                          Your clothes. Give them to me.
                          The current leader
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                          • #14
                            Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.

                            Life always has bumps in the road, but the last time I checked, the path to Mt. Everest wasn't paved.

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                            • #15
                              Be sure to make lots of spaceship noises and hand motions when telling this line

                              Walk next to a group of women - then just go nuts with this line:

                              "So there I was, facing 8 furious spaceships in the outer depths of subspace! They were all trying to take my precious flag...I wasn't about to let that happen. With the quick movements of my fingers I activated the super rocket on my spaceship. I launched my bomb at the team at full speed. Seconds later, an orgasmic-like climax of destruction took place - after that, the entire enemy team was nothing more than smoldering scrap metal floating into oblivion.

                              I had completed my mission, so I threw my FJ-37 Javelin spacecraft into hyperspeed and returned home. As I flew past this bar, I noticed your beautiful baby blue eyes. I was mesmorized...after years of flying through the cold nothingness of space I finally felt warm just looking at you. So I parked my spaceship in that alley by McDonald's over there. I could show it to you if you want to see it. It's an aerodynamic masterpiece that can penetrate ANY defense. *wink*"

                              Needless to say, this pickup line has worked for me over 127 times.
                              PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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