I actually used a pick up line on my girlfriend, but not for me. See, I thought she was drop dead beautiful, but my boy wanted to go out with her first, and he was to much of a chicken shit. SO I figured I'd make a total ass out of my self for him.
I said..
"My friend here lost his Teddy Bear. I was wondering.. would you sleep with him?"
She got pissed, smiled, and.. uh, ended up going out with me ;oP
Cheeseball lines work $
My favorite would .. most likely be.. uhm..
me: "Hey, it's 8 oclock, are you wearing panties"
girl: "uhm, yeah?"
me: "Oh, my watch must be an hour slow"
;p
Volcs> !sex
Volcs> WTF WHY WONT IT WORK
Volcs> FUCK ME!! !SEX!SEX
Volcs> !sex!sex!sex!
Volcs> !sex on
Volcs> !fuckyou
Be sure to make lots of spaceship noises and hand motions when telling this line
Walk next to a group of women - then just go nuts with this line:
"So there I was, facing 8 furious spaceships in the outer depths of subspace! They were all trying to take my precious flag...I wasn't about to let that happen. With the quick movements of my fingers I activated the super rocket on my spaceship. I launched my bomb at the team at full speed. Seconds later, an orgasmic-like climax of destruction took place - after that, the entire enemy team was nothing more than smoldering scrap metal floating into oblivion.
I had completed my mission, so I threw my FJ-37 Javelin spacecraft into hyperspeed and returned home. As I flew past this bar, I noticed your beautiful baby blue eyes. I was mesmorized...after years of flying through the cold nothingness of space I finally felt warm just looking at you. So I parked my spaceship in that alley by McDonald's over there. I could show it to you if you want to see it. It's an aerodynamic masterpiece that can penetrate ANY defense. *wink*"
Needless to say, this pickup line has worked for me over 127 times.
PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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