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    Why Drugs Are Bad. REALLY Bad.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_799383.html?menu=

    Ewww...

    Just...

    Ewww...

    EDIT: Hmm... sorry about that. Someone told me the story and I googled it. The link is from one of their sponsors and appeared above the search results. The one above should work.
    Last edited by Troll King; 07-15-2003, 07:48 PM.
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    can't access it without making an account. can you summarize it for us?
    plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!

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    • #3
      Ananova:

      Drug-crazed man makes meal of penis

      A Malaysian man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself.

      The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 190 miles north of Kuala Lumpur.

      The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his genitals and devour it.

      He is now in a stable condition in hospital, the national news agency Bernama reported.

      The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre.

      © Associated Press


      Story filed: 08:16 Sunday 13th July 2003

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      Originally posted by Yoshiba
      i lag when i smoke weed

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      • #4
        you said it Tk.......ewwwwww
        Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people look bright until you hear them speak.

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        • #5
          the headline was enough to make me cringe.
          Mayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - Mattey

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          • #6
            haha, wow imagine the feeling... of just realizing you have accidentally eaten your own penis..

            so unique, so vivid.. incapable of being paralleled.
            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
            apt>yes u can wtf
            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
            apt>na
            apt>ill show you pictures
            apt>next time I masturbate

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            • #7
              You sound inspired.

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              • #8
                ;_;

                TY for giving me nightmares for today and the rest of my life.

                Good advice though.

                Kids Don't Do Drugs! DARE for MVP!!
                Originally posted by paradise!
                pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
                1:Reaver> HALP
                1:Reaver> HELELP
                1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
                1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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                • #9
                  oh i was quite inspired
                  Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                  apt>yes u can wtf
                  apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                  apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                  apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                  Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                  apt>na
                  apt>ill show you pictures
                  apt>next time I masturbate

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                  • #10
                    i just ate 3 vicodins avout an our ago and then 15 minutwes ago i drank whiskey, and with all do ristpect troll man, it appears that you aer wrondg because i am sooooooooo goood and it follows that the items that mafe me good are good too. eh? EH?

                    ps family guy is back on tv omgf i am stoked beyond orgasmation!!
                    Originally posted by Yoshiba
                    i lag when i smoke weed

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                    • #11
                      *Swedish: Spyr*
                      yucka!!

                      Staff is gay, im off strike :)

                      Spitfire P> dimboy, we need 1 of those green messages - ?go battleship to play. -Dimboy <ER>

                      You have been put in spectator mode due to high latency (S2C)
                      ZentoR> ?lag
                      PING Current:150 ms Average:140 ms Low:130 ms High:240 ms S2C: 0.1% C2S: 0.0%

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                      • #12
                        I think the story is bullshit, it doesn't even say what kind of drugs he took.
                        http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

                        "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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                        • #13
                          You don't think the Associated Press is a reliable source? They aren't the National Enquirer or the New York Times you know.

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                          • #14
                            Nothing shocks me nowadays.

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                            • #15
                              For christs sake don't let warportal see this topic
                              Originally posted by Facetious
                              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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