EDIT: Hmm... sorry about that. Someone told me the story and I googled it. The link is from one of their sponsors and appeared above the search results. The one above should work.
A Malaysian man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself.
The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 190 miles north of Kuala Lumpur.
The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his genitals and devour it.
He is now in a stable condition in hospital, the national news agency Bernama reported.
The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre.
haha, wow imagine the feeling... of just realizing you have accidentally eaten your own penis..
so unique, so vivid.. incapable of being paralleled.
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
TY for giving me nightmares for today and the rest of my life.
Good advice though.
Kids Don't Do Drugs! DARE for MVP!!
Originally posted by paradise!
pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
1:Reaver> HALP
1:Reaver> HELELP
1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
i just ate 3 vicodins avout an our ago and then 15 minutwes ago i drank whiskey, and with all do ristpect troll man, it appears that you aer wrondg because i am sooooooooo goood and it follows that the items that mafe me good are good too. eh? EH?
ps family guy is back on tv omgf i am stoked beyond orgasmation!!
Originally posted by Yoshiba
i lag when i smoke weed
Spitfire P> dimboy, we need 1 of those green messages - ?go battleship to play. -Dimboy <ER>
You have been put in spectator mode due to high latency (S2C) ZentoR> ?lag PING Current:150 ms Average:140 ms Low:130 ms High:240 ms S2C: 0.1% C2S: 0.0%
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