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  • the best movie quote ever

    What's yours?

    My nr 1 can't be written without saying that pulp fiction (great one-liners) and the big lebowski (walter's obsession about vietnam -- Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364, dont get me started -- is insane good) were pretty close.

    But the best is from trainspotting (if ya know the movie you'll understand why the following txt is so great :P):
    "Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But who would want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

    k back 2 work

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    "Hello Ms. Pussy" - Octopussy: Sean Connery
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #3
      Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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      • #4
        Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go home and have a heart attack,
        Squadless> I'M WHITE
        Squadless> only on the outside tho

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        1:Lemmin> is there any reason why bongs have to be so strangely phallic?
        1:Lemmin> it's just these adverts in magazines with men sucking on these tube-like things that concern me

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        7:Mr. Spam> any chubs want a twjd?
        7:Nickname> only with you, sexpot

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        3:Sydi> ok that's enough mythical incest for now
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        Both teams are ready. Game begins in 30 seconds.
        Scoobing> here it comes
        WARNING: Disconnected from server

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        • #5
          Terminator 2

          when the kid teaches arnold to say "screw off dickwad" or something like that.

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          • #6
            From Office Space:

            This is a... a suck!

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            • #7
              HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS! - Rick Moranis.
              There once was a man from Nantucket.

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              • #8
                Whatever Samuel L Jackson says from the Bible before he shots the computer nerd
                Originally posted by Facetious
                edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                • #9
                  Yea.
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #10
                    Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
                    Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?
                    Originally posted by Disliked
                    However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                    Originally posted by concealed
                    when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                    • #11
                      Moses: I present to you, the 15 Commandments *CRASH*...err, uh....hmm, I present to you, the 10 Commandments!



                      Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass do I give him the ass, or the crotch? - Fight Club
                      Ну вот...

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                      • #12
                        Show quote - DOH!!

                        Movie quote - I dont remember it exactly, its from one of the Austin power movies, where dr evil has a convo with his son and constantly shushes him... Hah, so funny...
                        Originally posted by Acidmouse
                        pv=nrt your American you cant possibly understand anything.
                        Spiderex> gg
                        PureX> stfu newbie

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                        • #13
                          Liscense to kill gophers, by the government of the united nations.. man, free to kill gophers at will. and to kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit... ever. its like the viet cong... varmint cong. so what you gotta do, you gotta fall back on superior firepower... and superior intelegence. and thats all she wrote *click*
                          Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                          apt>yes u can wtf
                          apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                          apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                          apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                          Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                          apt>na
                          apt>ill show you pictures
                          apt>next time I masturbate

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                          • #14
                            Badges... We don't need no Stinkin' Badges

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                            • #15
                              There's Something About Mary

                              Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you.
                              ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                              Failure teaches success.
                              .
                              

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