Bandwagon Atheists and religions

[Liquid Blue]

Hello all, I just wanted to get your opinion/gripes on any of the major religions (Judaism, Christianity, Atheism) and about bandwagon Atheists. For all you atheists out there, don't get your panties in a bunch. I don't mean you, because you all haven't given me a reason to think your a bandwagon atheist. I mean those people you see on forums that act like atheism is all high and mighty and then when you try to get into a religion debate they just basically say " God doesn't exist I'm awesome ". No evidence, no thought out responses, just condescending rabble mixed with a pinch of sarcasm. To me they seem like they became Atheists just because it seemed cool to do. Go with the internet flow and all that.So discuss and I'll post my own later on.

[stark]

catholicism is the largest religion.


atheism is a religion nowadays?

i wish i was a mormen, how cool would that be?


ps. call for your free bible

pss. we'll only stalk you and call you and visit you every once in a while

psss. i'm not wearing the right underwear for today.. .shh don't tell them

[Ilya]

Religious debates on forums are no thanks.

[froedrick]

catholic is a denomination not a religion.

[ÆNIMA]

You should refer to "mormens" as mormons.

And I would go so far as to say that Catholicism is a religion, they worship Mary for goodness sake..

Isn't she more important than Christ to them?

[Mattey]

No.

[ÆNIMA]

then what's their big deal about mary?

[Mayo Inc.]

Organized religion sucks. It leads to too many conflicts.

[CrvenBan]

" lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little sniper rifle pendant. "Hey Jackie, just thinking of John." "



" love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say, "Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here... "



"You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."



"Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in. He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes God burying fossils] "I am God, I am a prankster." "I am killing Me."

[brookus]

My atheist club doesn't admit any bandwagon atheists. You have to be a fan through the good seasons and the bad to be a real atheist. Last season, when we had a good draft weekend, we got so many wanna-be atheists knocking on our doors it was ridiculous. I was almost glad when we went 3-13 and those losers stopped coming around.

llater,
Tony

[Liquid Blue]

" lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little sniper rifle pendant. "Hey Jackie, just thinking of John." "

It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here...

I was almost glad when we went 3-13 and those losers stopped coming around.

Rofl XD

[Facetious]

I think there are way more bandwagon religious people that can't prove there's a god than bandwagon athiests that can't prove there's no god.

[PaulOakenfold]

I believe all Christians believe that Marry was chosen to bare the son of god. There was no conceptioin through humman means. I think she was without sin also, something like that. She's important, but not as important as Jessus/God or what not. People look towards her for prayer, but she's not a god herself.

[brookus]

Originally posted by PaulOakenfold
I think she was without sin also

I believe that until Jesus died, *all* people had that silly original sin sticker attached to their foreheads. She was definitely not without sin. No one was.

I think Catholics hold Mary in such high regard, because she seemed like a pretty cool chick. Blessed by god, a virgin when she had a guy antsy to get in her pants (*cough*), and she played a mean harp. She's just closer to us peons, than god or christ, so we can relate to her better.

Or so the story goes...

llater,
Tony

[Mr. Peanuts]

the bible contradicts itself on each page.