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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
XDA note for guys: if your friends girl offers you a piece you should hit that shit, because he shouldn't be laying up with no ho. Ideally you should tape it also, because most guys will believe the person they're fucking.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
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int posts= 0;
for ( int i = 0; i < 10; i++ ) {
make thread;
posts++
reply on own tread;
posts++
//getting flamed
complain about the flameing;
posts++
}
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "you have " + posts + " posts!", Posts, JOptionPane.INFORMATION_MESSAGE);
System.exit(0);Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islamComment
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was posted before
1:Eeks> well that bichix was trying to start conversation with me today
1:Eeks> and got excited when i said i wanna go drink today =/
1:Eeks> but i didn't propose anything
1:Zloy> Why
1:Eeks> i didn't have anything to fill that box zloy
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You suck, you forgot to import javax.swing.*, newbie.Originally posted by eehh
how to get more posts on this forum:
int posts= 0;
for ( int i = 0; i < 10; i++ ) {
make thread;
posts++
reply on own tread;
posts++
//getting flamed
complain about the flameing;
posts++
}
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "you have " + posts + " posts!", Posts, JOptionPane.INFORMATION_MESSAGE);
System.exit(0);
Edit: You also forgot to put semicolons after each statement. You also didnt declare a class or main method. 0wned.Last edited by EternalEntropy; 10-01-2003, 04:15 PM.Comment
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Is that mean't to say that or has the forum flipped and spouted a load of techo-babble?Originally posted by eehh
how to get more posts on this forum:
int posts= 0;
for ( int i = 0; i < 10; i++ ) {
make thread;
posts++
reply on own tread;
posts++
//getting flamed
complain about the flameing;
posts++
}
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "you have " + posts + " posts!", Posts, JOptionPane.INFORMATION_MESSAGE);
System.exit(0);Originally posted by FacetiousComment
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ye, sure.. thats why you had to edit your post to get it right, right?! your the hero, arent you? noone knows more java than you! damn, your soo good, my hero!Originally posted by EternalEntropy
0wned.
and no, i didnt forget import or class, just didnt care enough to write the whole thing..
zeus: the forum has flipped.. ( but sssst! dont tell anyone, its a big secret
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Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islamComment
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in java, yes indeed. i startet 3 weeks ago, among 4 other courses..Originally posted by EternalEntropy
newbie.
ggThroughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islamComment
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This is a better ladder theory.
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GAHAHAHA. It's a slippery floor by our door sometimes.Mr 12 inch wonderComment
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