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  • The Ladder Theory

    http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html


    BWAAHAHAHA Holy crap this site is funny. Click on the button below the picture (in that link) to start from the beginning

    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    A note for guys: if your friends girl offers you a piece you should hit that shit, because he shouldn't be laying up with no ho. Ideally you should tape it also, because most guys will believe the person they're fucking.
    XD
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #3
      how to get more posts on this forum:

      int posts= 0;

      for ( int i = 0; i < 10; i++ ) {
      make thread;
      posts++
      reply on own tread;
      posts++
      //getting flamed
      complain about the flameing;
      posts++
      }

      JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "you have " + posts + " posts!", Posts, JOptionPane.INFORMATION_MESSAGE);
      System.exit(0);
      Throughout time, there’s been
      crimes, throughout our history
      But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
      Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
      Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

      Come on my countrymen
      Come on and take a stand
      Don’t let ‘em take away your land

      the Wenger bus is coming
      and all the kids are running
      from London to Manchester
      cos he's a child molester


      fuck islam

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      • #4
        was posted before

        1:Eeks> well that bichix was trying to start conversation with me today
        1:Eeks> and got excited when i said i wanna go drink today =/
        1:Eeks> but i didn't propose anything
        1:Zloy> Why
        1:Eeks> i didn't have anything to fill that box zloy

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        • #5
          Originally posted by eehh
          how to get more posts on this forum:

          int posts= 0;

          for ( int i = 0; i < 10; i++ ) {
          make thread;
          posts++
          reply on own tread;
          posts++
          //getting flamed
          complain about the flameing;
          posts++
          }

          JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "you have " + posts + " posts!", Posts, JOptionPane.INFORMATION_MESSAGE);
          System.exit(0);
          You suck, you forgot to import javax.swing.*, newbie.

          Edit: You also forgot to put semicolons after each statement. You also didnt declare a class or main method. 0wned.
          Last edited by EternalEntropy; 10-01-2003, 04:15 PM.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by eehh
            how to get more posts on this forum:

            int posts= 0;

            for ( int i = 0; i < 10; i++ ) {
            make thread;
            posts++
            reply on own tread;
            posts++
            //getting flamed
            complain about the flameing;
            posts++
            }

            JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "you have " + posts + " posts!", Posts, JOptionPane.INFORMATION_MESSAGE);
            System.exit(0);
            Is that mean't to say that or has the forum flipped and spouted a load of techo-babble?
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #7
              Originally posted by EternalEntropy
              0wned.
              ye, sure.. thats why you had to edit your post to get it right, right?! your the hero, arent you? noone knows more java than you! damn, your soo good, my hero!

              and no, i didnt forget import or class, just didnt care enough to write the whole thing..

              zeus: the forum has flipped.. ( but sssst! dont tell anyone, its a big secret )
              Throughout time, there’s been
              crimes, throughout our history
              But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
              Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
              Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

              Come on my countrymen
              Come on and take a stand
              Don’t let ‘em take away your land

              the Wenger bus is coming
              and all the kids are running
              from London to Manchester
              cos he's a child molester


              fuck islam

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              • #8
                Originally posted by EternalEntropy
                newbie.
                in java, yes indeed. i startet 3 weeks ago, among 4 other courses..

                gg
                Throughout time, there’s been
                crimes, throughout our history
                But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                Come on my countrymen
                Come on and take a stand
                Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                the Wenger bus is coming
                and all the kids are running
                from London to Manchester
                cos he's a child molester


                fuck islam

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                • #9
                  This is a better ladder theory.

                  http://www.933flz.com/audio/video.asx

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                  • #10
                    GAHAHAHA. It's a slippery floor by our door sometimes.
                    Mr 12 inch wonder

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