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walk past a girl and say:
"did u just touch my ass?" (she says "no") "well, do u wanna?"
"did u just touch my ass?" (she says "no") "well, do u wanna?"
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Re: Post your favorite pick up lines to get chicks here!!
Just use this one: "Hi! Could you take my virginity?"Originally posted by Diakka
"Hey i forgot my phone number can i have yours?"Originally posted by Diakka
Lets stop being lil bitchesComment
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"I can run faster horny than you can scared."Surffaan näitä foorumeita munasillani.Comment
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I gotta try some of these out $$Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.Comment
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omg I actually laughed out loud at that.Originally posted by Hoju
"I can run faster horny than you can scared."My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Your lack of grammar skills will win her over every timeOriginally posted by Emaho
"wanna got to my place?"http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread
"Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -GalleleoComment
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Originally posted by Hoju
"I can run faster horny than you can scared."Originally posted by Liquid Blue
"omg I actually laughed out loud at that."
SO DID I. I gotta try this one out but i'm not sure what the result will be, a blowjob or a slap?
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More then a slap I bet she will pull a knife on you.....(there is girls like that)Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.Comment
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girl: Hi... um are you gay?
malla: Hi... yeah, wanna convert me?Comment
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(this one works better for girls but) Walk up to her and check her tag on her shirt she'll say "WTFZ0R are you doing?!?!" you say "just checking to see if you were made in heaven" with a wink
7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
1:Rough> is radiation an element?
8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
Piston> I own in belim
6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass onceComment
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"Hey baby, I so wanna kiss you right on the lips, then work my way up to your belly button"The Earth does not belong to us, We belong to the Earth. * Chief Joseph *
Oen Izan> I am the KING of NEWBS! self appointed but still a king, none the less.
Oen Izan> Bow before me and kiss the scepter, you may get to view the royal jewels.
:chris: "Captain! There's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!"
:pirate2: "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"Comment
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Originally posted by Malladrin
girl: Hi... um are you gay?
malla: Hi... yeah, wanna convert me?
that's kind of sad if girls come up to you and ask if you're gay.1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat
1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
1:trashed> wha
1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
1:trashed> i download my own
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1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would comeComment
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i heard this one from this hilarious comedian on comedy central:
when im making out with a girl i like to wisper in her ear:
"will you touch my vagina?"
and she says "what?!"
and i wisper "that's what you're supposed to say."Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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uh huh....Originally posted by za gophar
i heard this one from this hilarious comedian on comedy central:
when im making out with a girl i like to wisper in her ear:
"will you touch my vagina?"
and she says "what?!"
and i wisper "that's what you're supposed to say."
how bout "shit i didnt want to die!" and when she asks what u mean say "well i have to be in heven how the hell ealse could i met some 1 as hot as u?" or walk up and touch her on like the sholder and then jerk back like u just got burned and be like "damn i knew i couldnt touch some1 that hot and not get burned!"FUCK SPELLING!!! punk rock forever!!!
let the good times role mother fuckers!!!!
life's a bitch then u marry one
Originally posted by Savageee
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all the girls i know just laugh at pick up lines...well not at the pick up lines, but at the guys saying them
"Let's reinact Pearl Harbor, you be the Japs, I'll be the harbor, and you blow the hell out of me all day."Ну вот...Comment
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