HELP! Halloween Costume.

[Live-Wire]

I need an absolutely outrageous halloween costume idea for when I go up to Madison (biggest halloween place in the US). Nothing typical ... should be some recent pop reference (or a pop reference from the past), and must also fit the following qualifications:

- be WARM
- not be too cumbersome or involve covering my mouth
- not involve latex

Thats all. Come up with some crazy ass ideas, and maybe, just maybe, after I construct it, I'll take a picture


Good ideas are always stuff like:
The Bat Signal
One of the Southpark characters
etc

[cundor]

Buy yourself a huge dildo, stick it in your for 50% in your ass and then buy another one and stick it for 50% in your mouth. Now you can say people you're a gigantic hotdog...

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

[Dameon Angell]

Psycho Dentist Man

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

sorry.. your mouth will be covered, but in a pleasant way

[CR0SSFIRE]

Dress up as a Leviathan with a sign around your neck saying "I Love To TK"... that should scare the bejesus out of anyone.

[ZeUs!!]

Go dressed as Oliver Kahn

[Ephemeral]

IF you are going with a girlfriend....

You dress as an electrical plug, the grounded kind (3 prong). Use a cardboard box as the main part of the plug. Cut hole in top for your head and wear box on your shoulders, make the prongs stick forward and make the ground prong directly in front of your crotch.
Your girlfriend will be the electrical receptacle, wearing a similar box on her shoulders but of course she has the receptacle holes instead of the prongs.

Now for the cool part, wire yourselves (low voltage LED’s) and use a simple switch. Then, as you insert the plug into the receptacle, turn the lights on!

[PaulOakenfold]

YAH! I wanna dress up as Eli Cash too conc!

[eehh]

Although not strictly porn, a photo of what looked like a 5-year-old giving head to a priest isn't cool. -ZeUs!!

[ZeUs!!]

Oliver Kahn

[sixtoo]

wrap yourself in toilet paper

[Bioture]

Originally posted by sixtoo
wrap yourself in toilet paper

Cheap and EFFECTIVE! Tinfoil also works for that "Robotic" charm!!

[sixtoo]

I remember doing it in highschool. all the women kept trying to take them off in hopes I was naked underneath

[ÆNIMA]

how about go to a local halloween shop (a decent one) and bum ideas off their costumes, cuz lord knows they're expensive as hell to buy