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His horse was named Friday, so he rode in on Friday and rode out on Friday.
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two bears are sitting down. One is male, the other is female. The female gets up. Walks three miles east, three miles south, then three miles north and finds the other bear sitting there. what color are the bears?7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
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They're polar bears, so they're white.jasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by King Missile
Eight and five, last name and given,
We are one six six six even;
The first in cow, the last in oxen
Three in damsel, three in vixen.n is a roman numeral? for what numberOriginally posted by Bilbo
Roman numbers.there's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.
"If someone throws a stone, throw bread back."
-anonymous
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
-Samuel Langhorne Clemens
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
-Samuel JohnsonComment
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N doesnt stand for a number!!! N is for "no idea", or "Now its time to stop whining about possible errors in some long way back forgotten riddle thingy"Originally posted by syzygy
n is a roman numeral? for what number
and there probably aint no mistake in it at all, you've probably misread it or misunderstoof it or something... I know, i see there is no flaw in the whole riddle thingy!!!
GO BILBZ GO SOUTHSIDE FO LIFE YO!!!!Comment
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They are three errers in this puzzle - what are they?Wont die, no surrender 2Comment
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Here is another cool one:
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?Wont die, no surrender 2Comment
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You're a shadow?Comment
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Originally posted by TelC@t
There are three errors in this puzzle - what are they? <--NOT A PUZZLEI like sub space
but i am not a fuck face
but most people in it are...
me - i didn't get that far.
it's also full of lamers, laggots,
newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
I own them like an ez pie
ph34r!! - stay away or die.Comment
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Originally posted by TelC@t
Here is another cool one:
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?Originally posted by Troll King
You're a shadow?
I was thinking it was another "FIRE" riddle. Oh well.Comment
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When occupation A's second and third letters are reversed, it becomes occupation B. The only dissimilar letters in occupations C and D are the letters in their second position. Those dissimilar letters are the ones reversed in occupations A and B. All four occupations have the same number of letters. Give all four occupations.
Note : Three of them are common job descriptions. The fourth, I have never heard used (as in "I am a blahblah"), but I suppose it's a less common description.2:STOMPA> my room mate just used my scissors to open her food. those are the scissors i use to trim my pubes
Mamamia! Save the princess Left_eye from the big and fat browser Yojo! ?go MARIO to play it. -nanas <ZH>
9:trashed> LOL YOJ
9:ph <ER>> LOL FAT BROWSER YOJO
9:ph <ER>> OH GOD I SPIT MY WATER EVERYWHERE
We need more people here! Yojo? is too fat and 10 isnt enough to life him up. ?go mario -Nanas <ZH>
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^overreaction? all i did was ask a legit question. "the last in oxen," meaning n is a roman numeral; so i want to know what number it stands for.Originally posted by King Missile
N doesnt stand for a number!!! N is for "no idea", or "Now its time to stop whining about possible errors in some long way back forgotten riddle thingy"
and there probably aint no mistake in it at all, you've probably misread it or misunderstoof it or something... I know, i see there is no flaw in the whole riddle thingy!!!there's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.
"If someone throws a stone, throw bread back."
-anonymous
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
-Samuel Langhorne Clemens
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
-Samuel JohnsonComment
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I love this one, people who haven't heard it will be amazed. If you have, don't spoil.
What is greater than God
Worse than the devil
Rich people want it
Poor people have it
And if you eat it, you die.
Another~
What God never sees
What the King seldom sees
And what we see every day.
Mind Boggler~
Give me an x, I'll stand to face you.
Give me a cross, I'll turn my back on you.
What am I?Last edited by Kim; 10-27-2003, 01:58 AM.♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
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Originally posted by Kim Eugene
I love this one, people who haven't heard it will be amazed. If you have, don't spoil.
What is greater than God
Worse than the devil
Rich people want it
Poor people have it
And if you eat it, you die.
Another~
What God never sees
What the King seldom sees
And what we see every day.
Mind Boggler~
Give me an x, I'll stand to face you.
Give me a cross, I'll turn my back on you.
What am I?
Nothing, i don't know, 9.Last edited by MaGi kOz; 10-27-2003, 02:15 AM.Comment
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an equalOriginally posted by Kim Eugene
What God never sees
What the King seldom sees
And what we see every day.sigpic
What is even the elblow?Comment
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