favortie comedy lines

[Xog]

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.


^ from Dayz V@mp!re's sig

[Dayz V@mp!re]

Thats not really a line from a movie though but its still funny

[Lemon]

Simpsons is funny.

[Facetious]

IT'S JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[T00L]

"I got somehting to say...
it's better to burn out, than fade away!!"

"hello, pretty"

both from highlander

"sup babies... sup sluts"

clerks

"how can i prove we're live... PENIS"

simpsons (the newsreporter guy)

all i can think of at the moment....

[sexy wooden spoon]

ok here is mine:

I HATE U

I HATE UR VOICE

I HATE UR FACE!!


3rd rock from the sun :P

[Project]

Scary Movie 3 sucked major ass. The only funny part was when Notch Johnson says, "And Twins!!!"

TENACIOUS D:

KG- D'you think that um...Dude d'you think that when the album...

When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm.. more attractive to the ladies?

JB- pshh....yeah. In fact I've been getting ready.

KG- Yeah?

JB- Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.

KG- Cock pushups?

JB- yeah

KG- What are those?

JB- It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground

KG-yeah?

JB-And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG-pshh...noooooo.....That would be impossible..Your cock
could support your whole weight?

JB-well not at first

KG-yeah

JB-but over time

KG-Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?

JB-...cock pushups?

KG- Yeah. I guess you could really only do one...

JB- Yeah, one is all you need.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER:

Willow- Don't worry Buffy. Some day you'll meet a guy who makes decisions with his brains, not with his penis.

Xander- NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS!

[Troll King]

From one of my favourite films, The Princess Bride.

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahaha-

(Keels over and dies)

[syzygy]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!


Bread...it's beautiful.
You're pushing your luck, little man.

[T00L]

hehe i watched the princess bride for the first time the other night... "inconcievable!" never knew it came from that....

and that scene is immensley funny... his laughing made me laugh... which made him laugh.. which made me laugh more!

[syzygy]

if ur laughter can make someone in a movie laugh, u'r either truly skilled, or need psychological help.

*telemarketer calls*
"I'm busy now. How about you give me your home phone number and I'll call you back?"
"I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that."
"Oh, so you don't like people calling you at home."
"...No."
"Well, now you know how I feel."