Tweet
"Were men! were men in tights!"
-
?find Cake
-Yummy -
^ lol
"Your mother was a hamsta, and your father smelled of elderberries!"there's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.
"If someone throws a stone, throw bread back."
-anonymous
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
-Samuel Langhorne Clemens
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
-Samuel JohnsonComment
-
"I fart in your general direction!"?find Cake
-YummyComment
-
that robin hood movie kicked assGood: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.Comment
-
We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Dayz, u mean 'The Holy Grail' nothing to do with robin hoodComment
-
You missed a couple of references there, Peanuts.Comment
-
TK, where do u live in Markham?1 + 1 = 1Comment
-
The better ace ventura one was with the slinky down the steps
"This has got to be some sort of record!"
then he started singing the verybody loves a slinky song and it stopped one step short, then he wanted to do it again.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
-
"and you want to be my latex salsemen"Originally posted by syzygy
VAN DELAY! VAN DELAY!! *charge out of bathroom, pants down* SAY VAN DE---*tumble* *jerry walks in*
-george, seinfeldThe only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
-
I live in Milliken, AKA Markham, South Central.Comment
-
Jesus Christ on a pogo stickComment
-
my favorite line from Scary Movie 3:
(in the end, where the witch girl seizes Cody in her hands)
Cindy: you dont have to be evil! maybe all you need is a mother! We can be a family, me, him [that other guy, dunno his name] and [as the witch girl releases Cody into Cindy's hands] Cody...
Witch girl [drops a tear and transforms into a beautiful little girl] : Thank you. Your love has broken my curse and freed my soul. I wil never have to kill again!
Cindy: Really?
Witch girl [transforms back into an ugly witch holding a knife]: Naaah i'm just screwin wit ya!
Then the US president slam opens the door [the witch girl was standing against it] as she was about to jump in for a kill, and she falls into a hole screaming hilariously...
ROFLMAO. you have to see it.I like sub space
but i am not a fuck face
but most people in it are...
me - i didn't get that far.
it's also full of lamers, laggots,
newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
I own them like an ez pie
ph34r!! - stay away or die.Comment
-
seen it, its not that funny
Comment
-
then u lack humor. that movie was the first movie in a long time that made me laugh hard... Or maybe i'm just over humoresqueI like sub space
but i am not a fuck face
but most people in it are...
me - i didn't get that far.
it's also full of lamers, laggots,
newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
I own them like an ez pie
ph34r!! - stay away or die.Comment
-
craxer your spamming diarhea annoys me.To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heartComment
Comment