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i dont lack humour, i have a different taste to you.
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pv ur blowjobs to elephants and donkeys annoy me too, but you dont hear me crying about it like a 10 year mother fucker, you zoophile.I like sub space
but i am not a fuck face
but most people in it are...
me - i didn't get that far.
it's also full of lamers, laggots,
newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
I own them like an ez pie
ph34r!! - stay away or die.Comment
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"I got you're head in a fucking vice."
-Joe Pecci (Casino)2 time TWLD runner up.
If not a medal, cant I get a Ribbon??Comment
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Agreed, how it grossed around 50 mil over the first weekend (in the US) still confuses me...Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
seen it, its not that funny
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i cant remember the movie... maybe one of the Beverly Hills Cop ones
he says " you know, i usually get kissed, before i get fucked!"
and the original Bluesbrothers:
"We're on a Mission from God"
about 168 times in the movie heheWomen will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.Comment
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I recently saw that movie.Originally posted by Nickname
The better ace ventura one was with the slinky down the steps
"This has got to be some sort of record!"
then he started singing the verybody loves a slinky song and it stopped one step short, then he wanted to do it again.
Its funny, after 5-6 years and i still laugh at that movie. It's one of those multi-age movies.
liek, monty python made no sense when i was a kid, and major payne stopped being funny in teh 8th gradeComment
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Monty Python quest for the Holy Grail
[The Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms cut off]
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
King Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice! And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
Some quotes of the best 2 comedy series ever:
Blackadder:
Blackadder : What are you wearing around your neck?
Percy : Ah! It's my new ruff!
Blackadder : You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate.
Percy : It's the latest fashion actually and as a matter of fact it makes me look rather sexy!
Blackadder : To another plate swallowing bird perhaps. If it was blind and hadn't had it in months.
Blackadder : An unwise action, Baldrick, since Mad McAdder is a homicidal maniac.
Baldrick : My mother told me to stand up to homicidal maniacs.
Blackadder : Yes. If this is the same mother who confidently claimed that you were a tall handsome stallion of a man, I should treat her opinions with extreme caution.
Baldrick : I love my mum.
Blackadder : And I love chops and sauce but I don't seek their advice.
Fawlty Towers:
Basil Fawlty: Is something wrong?
4th German: Will you please stop talking about the war?
Basil Fawlty: Me? You started it!
4th German: We did not start it.
Basil Fawlty: Yes you did, you invaded Poland.
Basil: Can't we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant Sybil Fawlty from Torquay, special subject the bleeding obvious.Comment
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What's your favourite colour?
Blue... No, yellow!!!! (AAAGGGGGHH)Comment
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Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.Comment
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wow, you have awesome control of the english language. Teach me you ways.Originally posted by Craxer
pv ur blowjobs to elephants and donkeys annoy me too, but you dont hear me crying about it like a 10 year mother fucker, you zoophile.To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heartComment
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I can't think of many, but recently I watched the Royal Tenenbaums again, and I think Conc will agree with me that
"We all know that Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?"
Is one of the funniest lines in that movie.Comment
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monty python is no doubt the greatest comic movie ever, yet i must put the following line from naked gun 33 1/3:
DYSLEXIA FOR CURE FOUNDthere's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.
"If someone throws a stone, throw bread back."
-anonymous
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
-Samuel Langhorne Clemens
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
-Samuel JohnsonComment
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From Rushmore:
Max Fischer: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future.
Ms. Cross: We don't have a relationship.
Max: But we're friends.
Ms. Cross: Yes, and that's all we're going to be. Well, yes...
Max: That's all I meant by "relationship." You want me to grab a dictionary?
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Max: So you were in Vietnam?
Herman Blume: Yeah.
Max: Were you in the shit?
Herman: Yeah, I was in the shit.Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.Comment
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Hey peanuts check thisOriginally posted by Mr. Peanuts
seen it, its not that funny
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html?find Cake
-YummyComment
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Nr 1: gjsdagjslöakj?
Nr 2: what?
Nr 1: dsasaggasdg?
Nr 2: what?
I sad that idiots has bad hearing.Comment
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