The Ctrl+V Topic

[shiftyeyesdogg]

Press Ctrl+V and post what you get.

I usually just whimper in my bed after they hit me, but now I need to take a stand and fight back. I'm sick of this crap. -Ace Gamer

Good. Now shut up and go back under the porch. -TerminusEst

[Craxer]

you dont wanna see whats on my clipboard.

[Dameon Angell]

"Beginning
Balance" Purchases Payments Credits "Service
Charge" "New
Balance"
$16,548.30 $2,691.70 $4,012.00 $435.10 272.28 15,065.18
8340.1 5000.8 6000 0.00 52.65 7,393.55
3401.65 750.3 1050 25.00 52.35 3,129.30
18761.6 5560 2200 35.25 371.84 22,458.19
2028.2 1596.1 1200 189.95 14.36 2,248.71
8231.8 200.2 1375 67.00 152.77 7,142.77
2090 1080 500 35.00 34.99 2,669.99

excel class, its really ez. this is part of one assignment

[Craxer]

fuck Computer Application class and its fucking beaurocratic programs

[pv=nrt]

i use excel everyday at work

[Kim]

this was more fun in cripples forum

but i shall contribute:


o.O

[sexy wooden spoon]

ctrl +v :

nothing :S

[Mulkero]

http://www.huuto.net/fi/showitem.php3?itemid=5739979

[Stabwound]

Barbie_Horse_Cock_Adventures_PS2_USA-iNSOMNiA (



LOL!!!! Where the hell did I get that from?

[Verthanthi]

System.out.println("middlesort:"+ l_top + ","+ (h_bot));

[Mr. Peanuts]

http://www.adultfunsite.com/card.phtml?crdID=138

(dont click if easily offended)

[ZeUs!!]

TURN, BABY, TURN

As the proud owner of the Police Camera Action! box-set, the Fiver can proudly claim to have seen a few spectacular U-turns in its time - normally with the curtains drawn, while drooling Pot Noodle down our pants and vest. Perhaps we're a little dumb, but there's really nothing better than the sight of a plucky redneck shaking the fuzz with a crafty U-turn down a high street full of shoppers. Or so we thought, until this morning, when with little warning and even less thought for the safety of passers by, we witnessed the best U-turn yet, pulled off with panache by Fulham's Sean Davis, of all people.

Only last August, reader, you may recall that having grown too big for his size nines, Fulham's Sean Davis decided he didn't want to be Fulham's Sean Davis anymore. He wanted to be Everton's Sean Davis instead. "It's time I moved on," he announced, his bags already packed. "I'm very ambitious and Fulham don't have the necessary ambition to satisfy a big-shot such as I." And with Sven-Goran Eriksson's piquant breath dripping down his neck and the words "Euro 2004, my boy" ringing in his jug ears, Davis prepared for a bigger and better life some place else.

Three months later, today to be exact, he pulled that text book volte-face by declaring he wants to stay at Fulham and sign a longer deal. "I've had the opportunity to discuss my future with the manager," he said to a nerdy internet journo geek who's not the Fiver. "He's made it clear that he sees me as an important part of his plans [and] I believe the club can move forward." Pausing only to cut himself a sizeable slice of humble pie, he begged forgiveness. "Because I'd been here a long time, I felt I needed to move to realise my ambitions. I now think I can realise those ambitions at Fulham."

Did we mention that his lucrative move to Everton fell through because his knee's knacked and he couldn't pass the medical? Oh, and he hasn't played in months. We didn't? It must have slipped our mind.

[DoTheFandango]

The Pirate's Treasure
While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.

[Machine of God]

The Screwnicorn
When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

[a2m+]

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