the dining commons over here always have good shit for breakfast like sausage, tater tots, homefries, pancakes, french toast, fruit, breakfast sandwiches, etc etc.
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TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dont
Every morning I set out to have cereal, but you've got to walk past the fried breakfast counter to get the cereal and I just can't do it. I've had a fry up every day for the past three weeks, and every morning its a case of:
Focus on the cereal. Block all other thoughts out. Take big purposeful strides to the cereal. Don't look left, focus on the cereal, don't look left, don't look le-... ah shit.
Originally posted by Facetious
edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
weekdays: nothing (because i have PE first block), weekends - whatever I find in the fridge, and i mean ANYTHING. I always found American breakfast traditions childish (like that commercial "YOU EAT CANDY FOR BREAKFAST?? OMFG!!").
I like sub space
but i am not a fuck face
but most people in it are...
me - i didn't get that far.
it's also full of lamers, laggots,
newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
I own them like an ez pie
ph34r!! - stay away or die.
breakfast is only like the most important meal of the day ya know..
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
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