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If you don't know what Big Brother is then its a TV show where 8 people live in the same house for 6 weeks and everyone watches them round the clock. They have to do shitty tasks and at the end in the middle of the week the fellow 'housemates' nominate people for eviction, and at the end of the week the public vote which of the two nominees to evict. Anyway, if you go to the above site and type in people's names it creates a new Big Brother scenario for you... enjoy:
Big Brother!
Day 1 - Annux admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Scout1. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, ConcreteSchlyrd is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although ZeUs!! later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Mayo Inc. creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Dimboy hits him with a rubber dildo.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of ?go doubledoors out of Orgasm Cake. After much persuasion by Mayo Inc., they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the ?go doubledoors task is well under way. However havoc ensues when ZeUs!!, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Orgasm Cake. Dimboy is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the ?go doubledoors task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when ZeUs!! farts and blows ?go doubledoors over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Scout1 cries.
6 - Mayo Inc. gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Scout1 admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a rubber dildo. Annux says he never wears condoms because they make his todger sore and Mayo Inc. agrees. ConcreteSchlyrd goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. ZeUs!! sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Mayo Inc..
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Annux goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Dimboy and Scout1 are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Annux.
9 - Dimboy and Scout1 are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. ConcreteSchlyrd sings them a song - tatu - all the things she said - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Scout1 out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Scout1 leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Scout1's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. ConcreteSchlyrd has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Dimboy is visibly depressed and is comforted by Mayo Inc., who tries to touch her on her tits.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Mayo Inc. touching Dimboy's tits over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that ZeUs!! refuses to run because his todger hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. ZeUs!! finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Dimboy calls ZeUs!! a lazy todger.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Annux tells everyone individually that he thinks Dimboy is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Dimboy and Mayo Inc. are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Annux.
16 - The nominations are announced. Dimboy can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Mayo Inc. is equally stunned and turns to Dimboy for comfort. ZeUs!! is distraught and confesses to ConcreteSchlyrd that he thinks he is in love with Mayo Inc.. ConcreteSchlyrd says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Mayo Inc. out of the house. Dimboy says she is gutted and even gives Mayo Inc. a clipping of hair from her tits to prove how much she cares. ZeUs!! is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Mayo Inc. leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Dimboy clipping the hair from her tits. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Finland in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Finland sounds like but ZeUs!! says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Annux as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Annux successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Finland but also God Save The Queen, tatu - all the things she said and the theme tune to Anal Farmyard III. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Annux tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. ZeUs!! and ConcreteSchlyrd are nominated.
23 - ZeUs!! and ConcreteSchlyrd take their nominations well and sit down with Annux and Dimboy to discuss why they voted for them. Annux keeps quiet but Dimboy accuses ZeUs!! of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred todger before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote ConcreteSchlyrd out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. ConcreteSchlyrd leaves.
25 - Annux becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Annux's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Moose dung using only a rubber dildo. Annux is unsure but ZeUs!! is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, ZeUs!! breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Moose incident from his childhood. Dimboy tries to persuade him to stay but Annux sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. ZeUs!! decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Moose dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Dimboy from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Annux asks Dimboy to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Annux nominates Dimboy to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Dimboy.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Dimboy graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Annux is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Annux takes his £70,000 and runs away to Finland. Nobody, including Dimboy, ever sees him again.
If you don't know what Big Brother is then its a TV show where 8 people live in the same house for 6 weeks and everyone watches them round the clock. They have to do shitty tasks and at the end in the middle of the week the fellow 'housemates' nominate people for eviction, and at the end of the week the public vote which of the two nominees to evict. Anyway, if you go to the above site and type in people's names it creates a new Big Brother scenario for you... enjoy:
Big Brother!
Day 1 - Annux admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Scout1. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, ConcreteSchlyrd is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although ZeUs!! later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Mayo Inc. creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Dimboy hits him with a rubber dildo.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of ?go doubledoors out of Orgasm Cake. After much persuasion by Mayo Inc., they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the ?go doubledoors task is well under way. However havoc ensues when ZeUs!!, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Orgasm Cake. Dimboy is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the ?go doubledoors task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when ZeUs!! farts and blows ?go doubledoors over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Scout1 cries.
6 - Mayo Inc. gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Scout1 admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a rubber dildo. Annux says he never wears condoms because they make his todger sore and Mayo Inc. agrees. ConcreteSchlyrd goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. ZeUs!! sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Mayo Inc..
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Annux goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Dimboy and Scout1 are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Annux.
9 - Dimboy and Scout1 are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. ConcreteSchlyrd sings them a song - tatu - all the things she said - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Scout1 out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Scout1 leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Scout1's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. ConcreteSchlyrd has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Dimboy is visibly depressed and is comforted by Mayo Inc., who tries to touch her on her tits.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Mayo Inc. touching Dimboy's tits over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that ZeUs!! refuses to run because his todger hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. ZeUs!! finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Dimboy calls ZeUs!! a lazy todger.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Annux tells everyone individually that he thinks Dimboy is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Dimboy and Mayo Inc. are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Annux.
16 - The nominations are announced. Dimboy can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Mayo Inc. is equally stunned and turns to Dimboy for comfort. ZeUs!! is distraught and confesses to ConcreteSchlyrd that he thinks he is in love with Mayo Inc.. ConcreteSchlyrd says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Mayo Inc. out of the house. Dimboy says she is gutted and even gives Mayo Inc. a clipping of hair from her tits to prove how much she cares. ZeUs!! is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Mayo Inc. leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Dimboy clipping the hair from her tits. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Finland in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Finland sounds like but ZeUs!! says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Annux as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Annux successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Finland but also God Save The Queen, tatu - all the things she said and the theme tune to Anal Farmyard III. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Annux tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. ZeUs!! and ConcreteSchlyrd are nominated.
23 - ZeUs!! and ConcreteSchlyrd take their nominations well and sit down with Annux and Dimboy to discuss why they voted for them. Annux keeps quiet but Dimboy accuses ZeUs!! of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred todger before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote ConcreteSchlyrd out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. ConcreteSchlyrd leaves.
25 - Annux becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Annux's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Moose dung using only a rubber dildo. Annux is unsure but ZeUs!! is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, ZeUs!! breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Moose incident from his childhood. Dimboy tries to persuade him to stay but Annux sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. ZeUs!! decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Moose dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Dimboy from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Annux asks Dimboy to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Annux nominates Dimboy to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Dimboy.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Dimboy graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Annux is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Annux takes his £70,000 and runs away to Finland. Nobody, including Dimboy, ever sees him again.
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