The phrase "your mom" (or for the idiots out there, "ur mom") is really stale.

[Exotic]

atleast i have a mom

[alkaline]

oooooooooooooooooo no he didnt

[RabbitRapist]

hmm, we say "that's what yer dad said"

just start saying it and you wont be able to stop.

but we also say "(name) is the nightfrog!", "(name) is the bacon fiend!", "(name) is the elephant man!"

and we mix up stuff, like.... if i was tired..

rather than saying, "i am tired"

i would say: "rr is the tired one"

yeh... it's fukt up lingo bitches in da hood wut.

-RR

[alkaline]

Originally posted by RabbitRapist
hmm, we say "that's what yer dad said"

just start saying it and you wont be able to stop.

but we also say "(name) is the nightfrog!", "(name) is the bacon fiend!", "(name) is the elephant man!"

and we mix up stuff, like.... if i was tired..

rather than saying, "i am tired"

i would say: "rr is the tired one"

yeh... it's fukt up lingo bitches in da hood wut.

-RR

WHAT?

[Facetious]

Originally posted by Childrn of Light
I think they are funny because they are so awful. I also enjoy Guess What? Chicken Butt! jokes. And "Circle Circle Dot Dot, now I have a cootie shot." So in conclusion people have different senses of humor.

i know you are but what am i

[cundor]

But remember....you are the load your mom didn't swallow, so you should be thankful to her!
(quote: somebody from ss but I forgot who it was )

[Bioture]

Your momma is so old, in 3rd grade she sat behind Jesus.

[Overdue]

Originally posted by Facetious
i know you are but what am i

i know you are, you said you are but what am i?

[Jason]

Here's a good one my roommate pulled out last night.

Your wow. (That's your mom on her back.)

[Exotic]

i know you are but what am i

takes one to know one.

ooooooooooooooo

[papist]

god i hate this thread, the topic and replies ruined my day. I hope some of you die, literally

[Xog]

I hope your mom dies.
your moms so fat she looked to the left and said good morning, then looked to the right and said goodnight.


-Xog

[Exotic]

now thats just stupid.

[Xog]

This is a thread about YOUR MOM right?

[Mr. Peanuts]

ask your mum

let me be the first to post the original version of mother