Foreign languages/words

[Goddess]

Good idea Jeans... its very hard to pronounce stuff in finnish...

and its that first word alk used up there... the P word :P

[ConCor]

Originally posted by aussie

Buenos Nachas - Good Night

Try "Noches"

[GuruMeditation]

Originally posted by miak
nailed.....you said "i speak you english" its

Tu parles anglais?

You're both wrong.

The correct way to ask a stranger if they speak English in French is : "Parlez vous anglais?"

Now then, French translation of the Zeus handbook :

J'aime la tarte au citron. - I like lemon pie (Lemon)
Mes singes baisent comme des ânes. - My monkeys have sex like donkeys (Eeks)
<enter name here> a une petite bite - X has a small penis (Eeks)
<enter name here> aime les gros poilus - X loves fat hairy men (Eeks)
Ta caisse (voiture if you want to be posh) a des dés poilus - Your car has hairy dices (Eeks)
Ferme ta geule ou ton Renault part dans la cocotte minute - If you dont shut up I'll boil your renault (Actually, I said Shutup or I'll put your Renault in the boiler cooker) (Eeks)
Tu serait belle (beau when referencing to a guy) si t'avait pas une concombre coincé dans ton cul - you would look good if you didnt have a cucumber wedged up your ass (Kuukunen)

And seeing as any good pointless list should have add-ons :

Tes mollets sont belles comme une eclair et doux comme du papier sablé - Your calves are beautiful like a chocolate cream filled pastry and as soft as sandpaper.

[ZeUs!!]

BRILLIANT!

[HoTlAvAkInG]

some dutch things to know

ik heb je ballen gekookt - i have cooked your balls
randebiel or Idioot - Idiot
piel - penis
kut - vagina

dont know if u guzs use them

[Desire]

come meu homem das calças - Eat the man in my trousers

[PolluX]

Croyez-en les yeux - Believe your eyes
pute - whore
fils de pute - son of a (bitch) whore
Nique ta mere - Lick your mom
Nom de dieu - (Goddamn) In God's name

50 bucks for the one who can get the text from the matrix 2, where that french dudes swairs

...wait did I said bucks?

again edit: fecking guru^

[GuruMeditation]

Originally posted by PolluX
Croyez-en les yeux - Believe your eyes
putain - whore
fils de put - son of a (bitch) whore
Nic ta mere - Lick your mom
Nomdedieu - (Goddamn) In God's name

50 bucks for the one who can get the text from the matrix 2, where that french dudes swairs

...wait did I said bucks?

A Putain is actually a male whore Pute is the female kind.

Hence fils de pute, not fils de put.
Not Nic ta mere but Nique ta mère.
Nom de dieu (name of god) not Nomdedieu (nameofgod).

As for what that guy says in French, it's pretty much untranslatable because he chains the swearwords together in a way you can't do in English.

Nom de putain de saloprie de merde de mes couilles sounds almost eloquent. In the name of whore bloody shit nuts sounds stupid

[PolluX]

you can't get my 50 bucks you h0!

[Goddess]

ROFL THANK YOU HOTLAVA!

<goes to talk to junka and see how much she can make him blush>

[HoTlAvAkInG]

i know you love me

[SubspaceGirl]

Nyet!

[Pandagirl!]

www.insultmonger.com I think that's it - it's got more swear words in more languages that I've even heard of.

[Galleleo]

I could give you a whole list of dutch words translated in english, but that would just be easy, I could give you some french and german too.. but still too easy.

[Goddess]

JuNkA> piel is nothing

JuNkA> piemel is :P