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    How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

    From Annoyances.org
    Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."



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  • #2
    and 1 to post which includes an irrelevant comment, like so!

    LIGHTBULBS FAXIN RAWK!!!!



    wAhooo!

    -and scene-

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    • #3
      lol, that was some good stuff there push
      DELETED

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      • #4
        how can this not be useless crap?
        Throughout time, there’s been
        crimes, throughout our history
        But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
        Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
        Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

        Come on my countrymen
        Come on and take a stand
        Don’t let ‘em take away your land

        the Wenger bus is coming
        and all the kids are running
        from London to Manchester
        cos he's a child molester


        fuck islam

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        • #5
          With our forum you'll get to the fifth post then along comes some English teacher with an English degree to post THE definitive answer and all the rest are just chatter about random crap
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #6
            1 person who starts a thread which highlights the distinct differences between certain personalities of the people who post on forums.

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            • #7
              1 to start a down-ward spiral to off-topicness

              go on, someone say something about orange peels
              Ну вот...

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              • #8
                I'm gonna peel you like an orange in a couple minutes, here.
                Jacklyn> i'm not here right now, leave ur phone number address and directions to your house, where you keep your money and what time youre not home and i will get Right back to you

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                • #9
                  chevrolet.

                  sprite.

                  lag.

                  neon.

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                  • #10
                    OMG! The pusher is my Fuxing idol now!

                    That is Good stuff...
                    5:01L> Michael Jackson is Santa Clause.
                    5:X sTa C> michael jackson isn't black anymore?
                    5:Surfer> Would you let Micheal Jackson do whatever he does to little kids for 20 million dollars?
                    5:Uranium> he hasnt been for a while....
                    5:X sTa C> i'd let him for 5
                    5:X sTa C> he's so dreamy
                    5:Phirewolf> 5 cents
                    5:X sTa C> so true.

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                    • #11
                      Too long to read.

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                      • #12
                        wtf is a light bulb???
                        I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Torn Wing
                          Too long to read.
                          Stay in school, kids.
                          Jacklyn> i'm not here right now, leave ur phone number address and directions to your house, where you keep your money and what time youre not home and i will get Right back to you

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                          • #14
                            Hey I wanna be the guy who falsly claims to know something about english grammar.
                            IT'S A LAMP NOT A FUCKING LIGHT BULB!

                            ps. Notice how I left the spelling mistake for some other grammar correcting freak.
                            5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                            5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                            5: Da1andonly> =((
                            5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                            5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                            5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                            • #15
                              Push forgot about the forum mod that moves it to useless crap...
                              Originally posted by paradise!
                              pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
                              1:Reaver> HALP
                              1:Reaver> HELELP
                              1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
                              1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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