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  • Britney Spears got married.

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    Apparently she got pissed and had a mock ceremony - thats according to my local radio station anyway
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    • #3
      http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/...Entertainment/
      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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      • #4
        I find it hard to believe that people actually care.

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        • #5
          more useless crap:

          omg omg. tiger woods walked past me when i was watching the open at my local golf club, birkdale in 1998. omg omg.

          and birkdale is actually on tiger woods pga tour 2004 omg omg.

          u can actually hit a ball into my back garden from the 18th tee in real life that is teh uber leet. omg omg smashed windows.

          except my house wasnt included on the game.

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          • #6
            more useless crap:

            omg omg. tiger woods walked past me when i was watching the open at my local golf club, birkdale in 1998. omg omg.

            and birkdale is actually on tiger woods pga tour 2004 omg omg.

            u can actually hit a ball into my back garden from the 18th tee in real life that is teh uber leet. omg omg smashed windows.

            except my house wasnt included on the game.

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            • #7
              She's getting Fat.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Evasive
                I find it hard to believe that people actually care.
                Yes we do! I always thought I'd win the lottery one day and marry Britney. Now I can only win the lottery Geez, my life suxor!
                I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by cundor
                  Yes we do! I always thought I'd win the lottery one day and marry Britney. Now I can only win the lottery Geez, my life suxor!
                  She looks 40 without makeup.

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                  • #10
                    im more attractive then that mutant she maried
                    Animol> the solution for crimelization is openetion of heartization
                    Moltenrock> STOP TALKING TO MY TEAMMMATE ASSHOLE

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                    • #11
                      shes just doing it for the publicity..

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Puppet*Master
                        shes just doing it for the publicity..
                        Always.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Puppet*Master
                          shes just doing it for the publicity..
                          I just do it for the popularity.

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                          • #14
                            cnn faked the website post :P
                            admit it

                            I'm hot

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