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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Tags: None
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can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence
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more useless crap:
omg omg. tiger woods walked past me when i was watching the open at my local golf club, birkdale in 1998. omg omg.
and birkdale is actually on tiger woods pga tour 2004 omg omg.
u can actually hit a ball into my back garden from the 18th tee in real life that is teh uber leet. omg omg smashed windows.
except my house wasnt included on the game.
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more useless crap:
omg omg. tiger woods walked past me when i was watching the open at my local golf club, birkdale in 1998. omg omg.
and birkdale is actually on tiger woods pga tour 2004 omg omg.
u can actually hit a ball into my back garden from the 18th tee in real life that is teh uber leet. omg omg smashed windows.
except my house wasnt included on the game.
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Originally posted by Evasive
I find it hard to believe that people actually care.I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...
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