Louzy jokes thread NO RASCISM plz

[PolluX]

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...?threadid=8580

• Its black (! still no rascism), sitting on a Black Horse and has regrets...
  Zorry
  
  
  
• Its pink and writes crimenovels?
  Agatha Fristi
  
  
• A man visits a doctor and the doctor says:"My good man, you'll only have 10 more to live."
  The man:"10 what?! Years? Months? Days?!!!"
  The doctor:"9,8,7,6,5,...."
  
  
• How do you get an elephant out of the water?
  wet
  
  
  OMGOMG lol i am going to stop one more
  
• it's white and stands in the corner?
  A naughty refridgerator

Aaaaaah fuck and some videos

HAHAHA This one was soooo funny!!!

hahaha this one too!!! ahahaha omg I bet he got defeeted(!)

[uranium]

what do you call a person in a wheelchair that has aids?

rollaids

[PaulOakenfold]

Pollux, play on words in your language don't quite work in English

[uranium]

lol i liked the fridge one.....that was the only one that made sense......

[PolluX]

Originally posted by PaulOakenfold
Pollux, play on words in your language don't quite work in English

Pff you should warn me before I posted
No, seriously
FU PAUL THEY ARE MUTHAFUCKING, removed KICKING FUNNY!!!


O.o Zeus!! will ban me for the 'N'-word.

Plz don't

Don't write it then spastic -ZeUs!!

[SEAL]

A woman goes to the doctor and say: "Docter, my pussie stinks badly!". The doctor takes a look at it, sniffs and gives the woman a lotion. "rub it in the area for 6 weeks and the smell will go away", he sais. 6 weeks later the woman goes back to the docter and she says "'Thanks, it doesn't smell anymore!".

[ZeUs!!]

I really don't get that joke

Edit: Please God say it isn't a play on the word pussy meaning both cat and twat

[ÆNIMA]

That thought came to my mind, or maybe his sense of humor just isn't very well developed yet.

Do jokes about elephants count as prejudice or biased on the account that the jokes are at the expense of our very large gray-friends?

[cundor]

me doenst get it either

[SEAL]

read the threat title, its named 'LOUZY jokes'

There isn't anything to get in the joke. She had a problem, the docter solved it. (it's a louzy joke.... the joke is that you wait for the clue, wich isnt there)

[SEAL]

ZEUS,

Plus, why i do get warned for the racist joke while pollux_ can write down the word [insert discriminating word for colored people] and the word only gets removed? Without giving him a warning. Eventhough the title of the threat includes "NO RASCISM", he does write down the word [insert discriminating word for colored people]. Explain this please.

Why is the joke "what do you call a person in a wheelchair that has aids?" allowed? Kinda offensive not?

[Ilya]

ok so like 2 hells who are lovers are seperated by a big prison.. the guy hell comes up to the prison duder and says "yo let me go see hell" but the prison guy is like "get lost", so the hell guy goes "" (lightbulb!) and comes back up to the prison dude and starts smoking in his face and the prison guy is like "!!!! GO TO HELL!" so he goes to hell, lol

[ZeUs!!]

Re: ZEUS,

Originally posted by SEAL
Plus, why i do get warned for the racist joke while pollux_ can write down the word [insert discriminating word for colored people] and the word only gets removed? Without giving him a warning. Eventhough the title of the threat includes "NO RASCISM", he does write down the word [insert discriminating word for colored people]. Explain this please.

Why is the joke "what do you call a person in a wheelchair that has aids?" allowed? Kinda offensive not?

Regarding pollux, your joke was intended to offend while pollux wrote a word that was taboo there's a difference. He wasn't calling anyone it or using it as a derogatory insult, but as a superlative. However if he does it again he'll get a warning all over his ass

Secondly yeah its offensive but I can't enforce rules that don't exist. We're reviewing them atm

[uranium]

sigh.......just tell bad jokes fuckers stop ruining the threads


Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead too.

Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
It was attached to the 2nd ones back

Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree?
Suicidal.

Why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree?
Thought it was the latest craze

Why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree?
It got hit by a stick

Why did the 8th koala fall out of the tree?
The stick was a boomerang

Why did the 9th koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Why did the 10th koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.

Why did the 11th koala fall out of the tree?
It was an elephant.

Why did the 12th koala fall out of the tree?
An elephant hit it on the way down.

Why did the 13th koala fall out of the tree?
Unlucky number.

Why did the 14th koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Why did the tree fall down?
It thought it was a koala

Why did the kid fall off his bike?
He was hit by 13 koala's, 1 elephant and a falling tree

Why did the 2nd kid fall of his bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him

[Ewan]

Right, there was this black guy and.... Nah, j/k


I know a shorter (and better) version of the tree one





Why did the Parrot fall out of the tree?

It was dead



Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the monkey



Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?

It thought they were playing "follow the leader"


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