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  • #16
    Originally posted by Intriquality
    I have a air soft bb gun specially used for killing roaches in my house.
    HAHA where the fuck do you live??

    you can just copy the text... is there an other way?

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    • #17
      Every resedence in hawaii that isn't a 4+ star hotel has a roach problem, period.
      SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFS

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      • #18
        when i was in the phillippines there were a couple of those flying fuckers in our hotel room. anyone know if roaches are a big deal in places with high elevation, like tahoe or denver? i never saw any fleas or roaches up in tahoe when i lived there. just ticks on the dogs and horses.

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        • #19
          When I suddenly felt my hair itching. I looked up and saw A LOT of little spiders coming down from my lamp. There was a spidernest in my lamp... This did not only affect me from not being able to sit behind my computer safely, but also not being able to go to sleep cause those baby spiders had crawled EVERYWHERE.

          When I think of it I feel my whole body itching again, pure horror.

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          • #20
            I hate it when Im playing ss and ed mcman comes to the front door and tries to give me that foney check...pfft
            1:Best> lol why is everyone mad that roiwerk got a big dick stickin out his underwear, it's really attractive :P
            3:Best> lol someone is going to sig that
            3:Best> see it coming
            3:Best> sad

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            • #21
              Easy way to quote more than one person is this:

              its [ quote ] Text [ /quote ] without the spaces. to tell who it came from just fo Quote= on the first one....so


              [ quote=Intriquality ]
              -Somone please tell me how to quote more than one person in a post. lol :/ [ /quote ] without the space, gives me:

              Originally posted by Intriquality
              -Somone please tell me how to quote more than one person in a post. lol :/

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              • #22
                Intriquility making a relavent post?

                Mine are:
                1. Cat walks over keyboard
                2. phone rings (cord gets tangled, i'm leaning halfway over the room to get it)
                3. parents call me into the other room
                4. SS disconnects me for no reason
                5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                • #23
                  I find when I get head while playing, I get 4:1 recs in elim constantly. Tell your mom I said thanks, Gemfire.

                  Just playin, but mostly I find it is the phone ringing that distracts me most. It always seems to be for me, too, so even if I don't answer it in my room I'll get a knock on my door telling me to pick up the phone. Phones and lights are my enemy, I can't play with a big spotlight spraying light around the room. A dim lamp is like moist, warm cookies fresh after baking.

                  BYE!
                  Save a tree; eat a beaver

                  1:Mefesto> king let me say you something
                  1:Mefesto> you are a soon of a biatch with retarded face like nostra damus and you got a hump on your dick

                  WHY TALK SHIT WHEN YOU ALREADY MAKE IT?!

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                  • #24
                    when my parents walk in or call me for dinner. they dont seem to have any idea whats going on.
                    Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                    apt>yes u can wtf
                    apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                    apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                    apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                    Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                    apt>na
                    apt>ill show you pictures
                    apt>next time I masturbate

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                    • #25
                      My neighbor coming over to tell me dumb jokes.
                      Mr 12 inch wonder

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                      • #26
                        3. Phone when rest of family are too lazy to reach it.
                        2. Phone when playing and my dad asks me to answer it when I am clearly 5 metres away and it is within arms-reach of him.


                        1. MSN or ICQ messages popup and give me super lag/packetloss and kick me out of baseelim or elim when I'm doing well.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by King Baba
                          lights are my enemy
                          Originally posted by za gophar
                          when my parents walk in or call me for dinner. they dont seem to have any idea whats going on.
                          I hate it when this happens but almost everytime I'm playing someone walks in and opens up all the windows. I can't see a thing and I start ramming mines etc...... "Oh I didn't know you where playing" Whaa...

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Vitron
                            I hate it when this happens but almost everytime I'm playing someone walks in and opens up all the windows. I can't see a thing and I start ramming mines etc...... "Oh I didn't know you where playing" Whaa...
                            so that explains the ramming
                            SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFS

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Fit of Rage
                              Intriquility making a relavent post?
                              .?find Intriquility


                              Originally posted by King Baba
                              I find when I get head while playing, I get 4:1 recs in elim constantly. Tell your mom I said thanks, Gemfire.

                              Just playin, but mostly I find it is the phone ringing that distracts me most. It always seems to be for me, too, so even if I don't answer it in my room I'll get a knock on my door telling me to pick up the phone. Phones and lights are my enemy, I can't play with a big spotlight spraying light around the room. A dim lamp is like moist, warm cookies fresh after baking.

                              BYE!

                              BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
                              The image of you shuttering and jittering around at your keyboard sweating and staring at your screen watching bullets pass and ships explode. BAHAHAHAHAHA. 4:1 ? 1:4 ?

                              :|

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                              • #30
                                Every 5 minutes...

                                RandomPerson> hey can I join staff?
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