when i was in the phillippines there were a couple of those flying fuckers in our hotel room. anyone know if roaches are a big deal in places with high elevation, like tahoe or denver? i never saw any fleas or roaches up in tahoe when i lived there. just ticks on the dogs and horses.
When I suddenly felt my hair itching. I looked up and saw A LOT of little spiders coming down from my lamp. There was a spidernest in my lamp... This did not only affect me from not being able to sit behind my computer safely, but also not being able to go to sleep cause those baby spiders had crawled EVERYWHERE.
When I think of it I feel my whole body itching again, pure horror.
I hate it when Im playing ss and ed mcman comes to the front door and tries to give me that foney check...pfft
1:Best> lol why is everyone mad that roiwerk got a big dick stickin out his underwear, it's really attractive :P
3:Best> lol someone is going to sig that
3:Best> see it coming
3:Best> sad
phone rings (cord gets tangled, i'm leaning halfway over the room to get it)
parents call me into the other room
SS disconnects me for no reason
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
I find when I get head while playing, I get 4:1 recs in elim constantly. Tell your mom I said thanks, Gemfire.
Just playin, but mostly I find it is the phone ringing that distracts me most. It always seems to be for me, too, so even if I don't answer it in my room I'll get a knock on my door telling me to pick up the phone. Phones and lights are my enemy, I can't play with a big spotlight spraying light around the room. A dim lamp is like moist, warm cookies fresh after baking.
BYE!
Save a tree; eat a beaver
1:Mefesto> king let me say you something
1:Mefesto> you are a soon of a biatch with retarded face like nostra damus and you got a hump on your dick
when my parents walk in or call me for dinner. they dont seem to have any idea whats going on.
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
3. Phone when rest of family are too lazy to reach it.
2. Phone when playing and my dad asks me to answer it when I am clearly 5 metres away and it is within arms-reach of him.
1. MSN or ICQ messages popup and give me super lag/packetloss and kick me out of baseelim or elim when I'm doing well.
GO LEAFS GO!
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when my parents walk in or call me for dinner. they dont seem to have any idea whats going on.
I hate it when this happens but almost everytime I'm playing someone walks in and opens up all the windows. I can't see a thing and I start ramming mines etc...... "Oh I didn't know you where playing" Whaa...
I hate it when this happens but almost everytime I'm playing someone walks in and opens up all the windows. I can't see a thing and I start ramming mines etc...... "Oh I didn't know you where playing" Whaa...
I find when I get head while playing, I get 4:1 recs in elim constantly. Tell your mom I said thanks, Gemfire.
Just playin, but mostly I find it is the phone ringing that distracts me most. It always seems to be for me, too, so even if I don't answer it in my room I'll get a knock on my door telling me to pick up the phone. Phones and lights are my enemy, I can't play with a big spotlight spraying light around the room. A dim lamp is like moist, warm cookies fresh after baking.
BYE!
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The image of you shuttering and jittering around at your keyboard sweating and staring at your screen watching bullets pass and ships explode. BAHAHAHAHAHA. 4:1 ? 1:4 ?
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