Yo man, It's not the amount of message it's the motion of the postin'
Did you get that from Jeff Foxworthy on Blue Comedy Tour when he talks about men and women having sex. "Its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean" "Well I know it takes a long time to get to London in a Row Boat"
And the defending team intercepts the pass says:
jeansi jerks off over my picture
And the defending team intercepts the pass says:
1-0
Jerome (http://mechanized.us) says:
jeansi jerks me off as i post
Jerome (http://mechanized.us) says:
1-2
And the defending team intercepts the pass says:
your mum jerks me off while i post
And the defending team intercepts the pass says:
3-2
Jerome (http://mechanized.us) says:
she has poison ivy
Jerome (http://mechanized.us) says:
3-5
And the defending team intercepts the pass says:
so do you
And the defending team intercepts the pass says:
10-5
Jerome (http://mechanized.us) says:
no thats herpes from the legion of women that bang me
Jerome (http://mechanized.us) says:
10-11
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...............just to piss u off jerome......i hate typing commas......so i type periods instead.....and i guess the idea wont work.....cuz ppl are impatient......but admit it......it would be fun
Originally posted by Tone
Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
Im sure if a bot was created for this specific event, it would be pretty easy to host.
-but then again, I've never hosted so I wouldent know
Like, there was this ninja who got
ticked off at some people who kept
talking while he was trying to rock
out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
flipped out and sang at them till
they all exploded!!! (true story.)
Sounds relatively simple to make a bot for, even giving the Don special powers, etc. Only thing that sounds messy is the turf: how exactly would that work, i.e., what would count as controlling turf? Might be very hard/costly memory-wise to implement.
"You're a gentleman," they used to say to him. "You shouldn't have gone murdering people with a hatchet; that's no occupation for a gentleman."
-Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment
Sounds relatively simple to make a bot for, even giving the Don special powers, etc. Only thing that sounds messy is the turf: how exactly would that work, i.e., what would count as controlling turf? Might be very hard/costly memory-wise to implement.
MAybe the turf should just be monitered by the ER's or something
Originally posted by Tone
Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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