Santa Letter Submissions

[qan]

He's naked from the waist, he's wearing Old Spice
Gonna find some old men to play dice
Santa Claus is bumming around town

It's that time again, kiddos! Time to send in your letters to the fat man in the north in anticipation of his merciful bounty. Please leave your message in this thread, or ?message qan in-game. Submissions will be open for some amount of time or other. These things take a long time to produce, so no promises on the cut-off date.


MERRRRRRRRRRRR(cough cough COUGH COUGH COUGH) ...Merry Christmas.

Note: messages for alternate religious or secular celebrations WILL be accepted as of this year, 2018! Rejoice in sudden equality!

[Lrim's Turtle]

On a serious note, my msg: "I wish everyone a Merry Christmas filled with happiness, good health, and everlasting peace"

[Falconeer]

Dear Santa,

For Christmas how about we grant the subspace community a new and improved discord by helping qan overcome his superiority and working together for 1 day to get the development done?

Thank you.

[Jessup]

Dear Mrs. Claus,

You work so hard. I respect you for how hard you work! <3
PS. Tell Santa I want a rainbow unicorn that poops ice cream.

[Jones]

Hurrit pois suomesta

[wicket666]

Dear Santa, Allow Trenchwars to stay forever! P.S Wicket666 can cast magic missile at the darkness.

[Rab]

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is time travel back to 2001 when this game was good.

[ogron]

Dear Santa,
I wish for Commodo to finally make a TWDT-B Final after 10 consecutive failed attempts.

After reaching the finals 8 times in 10 tries (under 4 different captains), I'd love to share
the feeling of success with him, in the spirit of Christmas.

-Ogron

[paradise!]

Deer Sanna,

Hiya u big chubby man..i binned a good boy this year...i lost my dog but i fownd um in the vents..he was sniffin arown for billy. cood i ask for somethin speshal this year? a big flufy red dog n ill call um cliford the big stupid fkn dog. piece n love arown the world even in etheopea.

ur best bud, bud
- paradise

[Wazzaaa.nl]

Dear Santa,

Can I get my full refund back for buying purepub plz..

Thanks

[Nope <ZH>]

Dear Santa. Please bring more leviathan's to the Pub. Also bring delectable back to the game. Thank you!

[skyforger]

Dear Santa,

bring delectable back to the game. Thank you!

Seconded!

[Ardour]

Dear Santa,

Please bring me much jd. Am so bored.

ta
ardir

[Leland]

santa wake me up when you get here, we'll blaze one
Leland

[Materix]

Dear Santa ?

Please give me the secret to immortality, Tower's hydrogen water didn't work.

Thx, Materix