Quotes that prove your addicted

[Killer Soldier]

Someone scores a touchdown in football..

person> OMG NO HE LAGGED THROUGH ME CHEATER GTFO

playing paintball with friends

person> hahahahahhaa die bitch $$

kid trys to ride a bike, but falls off

person> stupid newbie

[Jeansi]

Farmer> damn weasel killed my chickens
Da Farmer!!> AHAHA DA OLD FARMER RIDES AGAIN !

LOL rab you got it right this time
:up:

[Nit]

The only internet ebonics I use outside of Subspace is "pwned." Pronouncing the P and everything. I'm trying to stop because every time I say it I lose another little piece of sanity/reality.

[Hero*]

Strike> Rough probably does this in real life; "Yo afk going to washroom" " LOL"

[Ewan]

I heard someone call someone a newb when playing paintball once. And they were saying stuff like the CS radio commands.

[IceStorm]

lol.. I did that to wax when i was playing him in paintball.

And then epor did it to me when we were golfing lolz.. good times.

[Lucon]

This is a really good idea. Let me think of one. Okay, I've got it. This isn't so much a quote, but I have a shirt that says "I hate LT's"

[Ilya]

C 3:Zloy> Ilya what color is your refridgerator
C 3:IlyaZ> white
C 3:Zloy> and what do cows drink?
C 3:IlyaZ> wtf i dont know
C 3:Zloy> newbie
C 3:IlyaZ> water
C 3:Zloy> fu
C 3:IlyaZ> wtfz
C 3:Zloy> o well
C 3:IlyaZ> was that another one of your jokes
C 3:Zloy> yeh

[ZeUs!!]

1:Ease <ZH>> I just killed ruby in a jt and i get
1:Ease <ZH>> Ruby> my wife pressed tab, lucky sob

[Jerome Scuggs]

i was going to paste the msn convo where zeus is talking about how he went to the store and saw a CD and thought that I would like it and how he's sad that the first person he thought of was an internet black guy

sadly my logger didnt record it

[CrvenBan]

warportal>shit I'm out of shower did we start yet
warportal>fuck no time to dress
warportal>boys, it might get rough I'm playing butt nekked
warportal>good thing my chair got padding
warportal>I got one sock on ffs did it start
warportal>ok I got both socks on, lets roll

[Ilya]

C 1:Eeks> i made a joke
C 1:Eeks> and the girls laughed!
C 1:Eeks> omg!
C 1:Eeks> wanna hear the joke?
C 1:Eeks> you know what inner beauty is ?
C 1:IlyaZ> yep
C 1:IlyaZ> its what people who are mad ugly say they have
C 1:Eeks> it's when there's a busty young blonde female and a rich old ugly man and they get married!
C 1:Eeks> that's inner beauty
C 1:Eeks> ok
C 1:IlyaZ> k now that we have the definition down, proceed with the joke!
C 1:Eeks> it was the joke!
C 1:IlyaZ> omg lol!
C 1:Eeks> don't tell me...
C 1:Zloy> wtfz
C 1:Eeks> it wasn't funny?
C 1:Zloy> they laughed at you Eeksor =)

[Da1andonly]

CrvenBan> i like woman with hair under her arms and between her legs
CrvenBan> i wanna get lost in it

Buhaha korv

[CrvenBan]

Obviously fake.

[1ight]

You are addicted to continuum:

... when you don't understand why your homemade bomb won't bounce to the other wall over your street.

... when you press ecq+q to exit windows

... when you trip over a rock, and say: - "Wtf!? I lagged through the rock!"

... when you search for a blinking goal when playing fotball/soccer

... when you get your exam and say: "ez, gg newbs!"

not really quotes, but anyway..