Letters to Santa - Submissions now accepted!

[jeffpotatoes]

Dear Santa,

I like potatoes.

- jeffpotatoes

[olde]

olde> Dear Santa, all I want for X-mas is a big booty hoe and a 5th of jack.

[A-ss]

Dear Santa, merry X-mas and a happy new year to you all and i hope next year i will be a bigger <insert my name here> than last year.
* Tha Booty's Rock ! :guitarist::drummer: *

-A-ss

Ps, the Cloaker rules TW ! :ship6:

[A-ss]

Dear Santa. Please get me https://www.ebay.com/i/254248590134?...5495815&device

You really into that "Lame & mesh zipper front bustier teddy removable garters & thong panty black" ?

[Jessup]

You really into that "Lame & mesh zipper front bustier teddy removable garters & thong panty black" ?

oh ya :P Santa knows whats up.

[Myollnir]

Dear Santa- Please give me the strength to work for another year and save up enough money to get my own place so I can be a ninja again

[Graviatar]

Dear Santa,
I hope for best wishes for everyone except those who buy fireworks that burn my eyes... However I do not wish fireworks to go away, after all a new-years celebration is coming up and it'll be a shame to prohibit its use.

I wish bug gets popularized, I need to eradicate more humans.

- Graviatar

[Leland]

yo santa
i have been
very good
boy this
year u know
just please one
present only
i need an
ed bassmaster hoodie
thanks brah
Leland

[hellmouth]

Dear Santa,

Please deliver kiDDos' lump of coal up his tailpipe.

- hellmouth

[A-ss]

oh ya :P Santa knows whats up.

Its hard to not ask.... but i'm not gonna do so ! But if you ever want to talk u know where to find me

[qan]

Thanks for your submissions, all. SpaceChristmas coming soon to a zone near you.