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  • LETTERS TO SANTA

    ...It's that time of year!
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    Send in your letters to Santa and have them featured in pub for our traditional holiday map.

    You may post them in this thread or send me a ?message in-game (pastebin.com if it's longer). As in past years, please keep it (at worst) PG-13.
    "You're a gentleman," they used to say to him. "You shouldn't have gone murdering people with a hatchet; that's no occupation for a gentleman."
    -Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment

  • #2
    Dear Santa,

    I have Rudolph...
    Please take away all the server lag or I will be returning him in pieces.

    Kind regards,
    Ardir
    ranked #2 in ogrons signature of: TWL's most irrelevant nobodies pubtrash bozos with 0 titles.

    TWLD Season 19 #70th Best Warbird
    TWLB Season 19 #56th Best Spider

    TW Greatest no-shipper 2002 - Present

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    • #3
      Hirk! The Hirild Angils vs
      Gliry to the newbirn King
      Piss on Earth n mircy mild,
      God n sinnirs ricincild.
      Joyfil all ye nations rise,
      Join the triumph of the skies
      With angilic hist priclim
      Christ is birn in Bithlihim.
      Hirk! The Hirild Angils vs
      Gliry to the newbirn King.
      -Rib

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      • #4
        Dearest Saint Nicholas,

        Please give The Lord Stanley's Cup to the Vancouver Canucks.

        Yours Truly,

        +Cyclone

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        • #5
          My Dearest Santa,
          Please send me everything on my wish list from last year again because I smashed what you gave me.
          I'm currently #6 in elim and have a better K/D ratio than many people but am still being picked last in TWDT.
          Please understand why I did it! I'm sorry Santa! I love you very much!!
          P.S. Don't forget to wear a mask this year because you are old and vulnerable to Covid-19 !
          xxx Jessup
          TWDT-J CHAMPION POWER 2018
          TWDT-B CHAMPION POWER 2018
          TWDT TRIPLE CROWN MEMBER POWER 2018
          TSL TRIPLE CROWN FINALIST 2018
          TSLD CHAMPION 2018
          TSLB CHAMPION 2018

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ardour View Post
            Dear Santa,

            I have Rudolph...
            Please take away all the server lag or I will be returning him in pieces.

            Kind regards,
            Ardir
            Go big or go home, next time take mrs claus instead!
            If you're going to do a thing you should to it to the best of your ability or don't do it at all.

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            • #7
              Dear Santa,

              Trim the beard you damn hippie.

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              • #8
                Dear Santa,

                Are you gonna play TWL next season? Cuz I am. HYPE!

                - Dwopple
                Last edited by Dwopple; 12-09-2020, 11:37 PM.
                TW EVENTS HOSTING - Player Appreciation Wall
                12-13-2020 - Mythril> was only planning to logon for 5 min, been eventing for 4hrs ty
                1:Chief Utsav> LOL
                1:Rule> we dont do that here.

                cripple> can u get pregnant if u cum in gf's ass

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                • #9
                  Dear Santa,

                  Here comes the Chinese virus, here comes the Chinese virus right down 2020 Lane,
                  Biden and Harris and all the dead voters sending in their ballots,
                  Trump is fuming, Americans looting, all is scary and fright
                  So enjoy your lockdowns and say your prayers cause Trump is still your President
                  Duel Pasta> great
                  Duel Pasta> I spilled juice on my face


                  Tower> NATIONAL WEED YOUR GARDEN DAY


                  TWLB Champion Season 12
                  TWLJ Champion Season 11
                  TWLB All-Star Season 10
                  Best undeserved TWL title winner in Trench Wars history

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                  • #10
                    BTW Dwopple , I never really read your sig but man, this is literal gold:

                    1:Chief Utsav> LOL
                    1:Rule> we dont do that here.
                    Duel Pasta> great
                    Duel Pasta> I spilled juice on my face


                    Tower> NATIONAL WEED YOUR GARDEN DAY


                    TWLB Champion Season 12
                    TWLJ Champion Season 11
                    TWLB All-Star Season 10
                    Best undeserved TWL title winner in Trench Wars history

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Voth View Post
                      BTW Dwopple , I never really read your sig but man, this is literal gold:

                      1:Chief Utsav> LOL
                      1:Rule> we dont do that here.
                      Lmaoooo I love how many people have gotten a good laugh out of this. This literally happened back in 2006 when chief and I were still new to TWD / TWL and probably both 16-17 years old after spending months with a group of players who loved a good "LOL" spam to keep things light. That hasn't changed much, thankfully.

                      Great times!
                      TW EVENTS HOSTING - Player Appreciation Wall
                      12-13-2020 - Mythril> was only planning to logon for 5 min, been eventing for 4hrs ty
                      1:Chief Utsav> LOL
                      1:Rule> we dont do that here.

                      cripple> can u get pregnant if u cum in gf's ass

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                      • #12
                        LOL. Rule always did have his panties wound a little too tight. Classic.
                        Duel Pasta> great
                        Duel Pasta> I spilled juice on my face


                        Tower> NATIONAL WEED YOUR GARDEN DAY


                        TWLB Champion Season 12
                        TWLJ Champion Season 11
                        TWLB All-Star Season 10
                        Best undeserved TWL title winner in Trench Wars history

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                        • #13
                          Dear Santa,

                          Tiny trades beam to Maketso for Warportal
                          87/88 beam Blooms 1-11 / .09 K/D -7 Rating

                          -Siaxis
                          1:waven> u challenge
                          1:waven> if i challenge it looks too scary

                          Originally posted by MHz
                          Hope you contract ebola from your, no doubt cheap, Easter Egg, you fucking shit-jav, pug-faced cunt.

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                          • #14
                            Dear Santa, I miss Jill.
                            Best wishes, Jack
                            Menomena: I thought you were joking when you said your name was Chris. lol
                            Gripe: lol you too
                            Menomena: ! I told you my name first

                            Slum> turb watches too much anime he going DBZ on you right now b

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                            • #15
                              Dear Santa,

                              Can you please give Daddy that pack of cigarettes for Christmas so he'll finally come home?

                              Faithfully,
                              Vehicle
                              Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
                              Message has been sent to online moderators
                              2:BLeeN> veh yes
                              (Overstrand)>no
                              2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
                              2:BLeeN> ok then no
                              :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
                              (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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