LETTERS TO SANTA

[qan]

...It's that time of year!

Send in your letters to Santa and have them featured in pub for our traditional holiday map.

You may post them in this thread or send me a ?message in-game (pastebin.com if it's longer). As in past years, please keep it (at worst) PG-13.

[Ardour]

Dear Santa,

I have Rudolph...
Please take away all the server lag or I will be returning him in pieces.

Kind regards,
Ardir

[Rab]

Hirk! The Hirild Angils vs
Gliry to the newbirn King
Piss on Earth n mircy mild,
God n sinnirs ricincild.
Joyfil all ye nations rise,
Join the triumph of the skies
With angilic hist priclim
Christ is birn in Bithlihim.
Hirk! The Hirild Angils vs
Gliry to the newbirn King.
-Rib

[Cyclone]

Dearest Saint Nicholas,

Please give The Lord Stanley's Cup to the Vancouver Canucks.

Yours Truly,

+Cyclone

[Jessup]

My Dearest Santa,
Please send me everything on my wish list from last year again because I smashed what you gave me.
I'm currently #6 in elim and have a better K/D ratio than many people but am still being picked last in TWDT.
Please understand why I did it! I'm sorry Santa! I love you very much!!
P.S. Don't forget to wear a mask this year because you are old and vulnerable to Covid-19 !
xxx Jessup

[Nipple Nibbler]

Dear Santa,

I have Rudolph...
Please take away all the server lag or I will be returning him in pieces.

Kind regards,
Ardir

Go big or go home, next time take mrs claus instead!

[Exalt]

Dear Santa,

Trim the beard you damn hippie.

[Dwopple]

Dear Santa,

Are you gonna play TWL next season? Cuz I am. HYPE!

- Dwopple

[Voth]

Dear Santa,

Here comes the Chinese virus, here comes the Chinese virus right down 2020 Lane,
Biden and Harris and all the dead voters sending in their ballots,
Trump is fuming, Americans looting, all is scary and fright
So enjoy your lockdowns and say your prayers cause Trump is still your President

[Voth]

BTW Dwopple , I never really read your sig but man, this is literal gold:

1:Chief Utsav> LOL
1:Rule> we dont do that here.

[Dwopple]

BTW Dwopple , I never really read your sig but man, this is literal gold:

1:Chief Utsav> LOL
1:Rule> we dont do that here.

Lmaoooo I love how many people have gotten a good laugh out of this. This literally happened back in 2006 when chief and I were still new to TWD / TWL and probably both 16-17 years old after spending months with a group of players who loved a good "LOL" spam to keep things light. That hasn't changed much, thankfully.

Great times!

[Voth]

LOL. Rule always did have his panties wound a little too tight. Classic.

[Tiny]

Dear Santa,

Tiny trades beam to Maketso for Warportal
87/88 beam Blooms 1-11 / .09 K/D -7 Rating

-Siaxis

[nuketheyanks]

Dear Santa, I miss Jill.
Best wishes, Jack

[Vehicle]

Dear Santa,

Can you please give Daddy that pack of cigarettes for Christmas so he'll finally come home?

Faithfully,
Vehicle