Petition to make pub safes a UNESCO World Heritage site - KEEP SAFES SAFE

[qan]

Trench Warriors,

With the recent update to the pub map, amid several improvements, I feel something important has been lost. Left, right and bottom safes have been replaced by minuscule little booths barely big enough for a Levi to turn around in. Even a Weasel might feel out of place in such claustrophobic conditions. While I am no enemy of progress, I feel something of inestimable value may have been lost.



Behold:

Fig 1.1: The classic, sophisticated safe, venerated by scholars, architects and armchair philosophers.


vs



Fig 1.2: The "modern" safe. What is this, a safe for ants?

These classic, noble safes were with us for two decades. They are an integral part of pub, vital to the culture of Trench Wars.

• How many memories include narrowly avoiding death in the comforting arms of left safe?
• How many rivalries were formed by the dance of warbirds as they dueled around south safe?
• How many poor and sometimes illegal decisions were made in the shadow of right safe?
• And who can forget the first time they tried to make a quick landing in one of these natural beauties, only to be shot out of existence by a knave lurking in a corner using the false safe tile?

For these reasons and several dozen more, I am proud to announce a petition to register the classic safe design of SSCU Trench Wars with UNESCO as World Heritage sites. If the petition is successful, these safes will be protected as cultural relics of this great zone, in perpetuity.


I ask you to join with me in signing this petition to return our safes to their former glory. Together, we can KEEP SAFES SAFE.

[Roger Rabbit]

Sign

also

what’s the point of getting 30 minutes in safe zone only to get an automated afk check after a few minutes? Isn’t the point of the safe to take a breather/dump break?

[rothe]

I'm sigin on I have so many fond memories of dueling at the bottom safe no diggity no doubt baby.
Just the small stuff the lil groups of old timers playin with each other in safes while they try to terr up i mean we know what each other is doing lol someone is warming up in safe getting their alignment for aiming on or maybe that's just me. Talking too much now tldr yea they were like a hallmark of the map. Yes agreed your supposed to go spec to have a smoke or poop. But i have never spent maybe more than 5 mins in a safe just gettin call it "in shape" after not playing for a few weeks or just warming up before a long session. I dono thats my 2 cents. I have to say sometimes it isnt just the flag its the small things you have to make fun for yourself be it playing with other people around a safe going for the flag ball or just flying around the dam map for shizzles (shits and giggles)

[Rab]

rather remove safes entirely. the game doesn't need more reasons for people not to be contributing to the flag game.

[Roger Rabbit]

Yes agreed your supposed to go spec to have a smoke or poop. But i have never spent maybe more than 5 mins in a safe just gettin call it "in shape" after not playing for a few weeks or

If you’re supposed to go to spec then what’s the point at all of safe? Why even debate the size of it and just scrap it altogether and just put a big rock so people can chase each other around it?

as for the time it takes to take care of your business, hey, sometimes things happen. You ever taken what you thought would be a clean, quick dump and then soon realize you’re better off just taking a shower because of how sloppy it ended up being? Add another 10 minutes.

[Lizzo]

I conceived and subsequently gave birth in safe

[Rab]

that's not what safe sex means btw.

[paradise!]

I conceived and subsequently gave birth in safe

what the...you are filthy.....i fkn love it bud

[SpaceShark]

Trench Warriors,

With the recent update to the pub map, amid several improvements, I feel something important has been lost. Left, right and bottom safes have been replaced by minuscule little booths barely big enough for a Levi to turn around in. Even a Weasel might feel out of place in such claustrophobic conditions. While I am no enemy of progress, I feel something of inestimable value may have been lost

That's something we can agree on

They try really hard to take all the fun things to do outside of basing and don't want others to create their own fun

bring back worm holes too