once, for no apparent reason, i just played another zone for a couple days
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
me and my friend are banned from numerous Counter Strike servers tho....
we never hack and we never cheat. we are just so damn good *actually he's good, im just lucky when im playing with him on the same team* that we get banned for "hacking" its really gay.
but, ive been banned a total of 00000000000 times. cuz everyone likes me :P
?help Hey, could you guys do an ?advertise saying "Ender needs a job, if you live in Ontario Canada and can help please pm him."
Yomama came into the arena i was in and just sat there, didn't say anything, but I did feel intimidated. I love how he moderates, no lectures, no warnings, just silent appearance, I felt the need to say "It was my first and only ever abuse of the ?help system, It was just a joke and I'm sorry...."
And then Yomama! left.... and then Spider<zh> started giving me advice on how to get a job.
umm... cant really count ... 6-10 from tw... 10-20 from other zones...
Mirror <ZH> omg it shark
Mirror <ZH> this sucks
Server> dont worry mirror
Server> shark fits your tits
Peace <ZH>> shut up
Peace <ZH>> i do not apperciate you talking to my girlfriend in that manner
i.d.> Teach me how to not choke
Witness> well first you put it in your mouth ... but not to long
1:Hercules> ghoul
1:Hercules> im level 90
1:Hercules> in 9d
1:Hercules> bought a char off ebay
1:Hercules> cost me $50 but was worth it
1 Netban by PriitK for running a cheat site for 15 years
1 NetBan by Dantax for running a cheat site, again for 15 years
1 Netban by priitk and dantax for hacking the squad anti-scrub (didnt do it ) for 15 years
1 Netban by Shuko but he was being silly, it wa sonly for 10 minutes
TW local bans:
1 local ban by priitk for being an abusive smod , for 3 weeks and axed from staff
Teamkilling by Dr. Death
Teamkilling by poky
Teamkilling by da farmer!
Teamkilling by sphonk
Spamming by sphonk
Spamming by matorian
Spamming by flabin
Cheating by dantax with twister in a pirvate arena and then had fun in pub
Racism by sphonk called him a coon
Racism by sphonk called him a reggin
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