1337 pick up lines.

[kthx]

1:Kyace <ER>>Hey baby, lets play LT and you can ride me all night long.

How about you come over tonight, and ill call a friend to come vulch you.

I would like to spawn next to you tomorrow morning baby.

Oh shit! the condom lagged out.

If you eat as many shots as I do, then I will be happy.

1:Kyace <ER>> Why don't you lag right out of your clothes and into my bed?

You cloaked your way into my heart, baby.

How about we ?go myplace.

(SORRY BUT IT WAS TO HARD TO PASS UP)I'm Aznhotman36342424 bitch!

[Spikester]

haha, funny shit

[Arikel]

inch: :noexpress :laughing: lololol

[Due]

lol nice $$

[Jones]

zzz

[Eeks]

fizzy had a nice one

"hey baby can i have your ip number?"

[Kawrae]

:d

[Superted]

Is that a leviathon in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?


No, that sucks.

[Creature]

that is teh shiz.

[Edify]

Is that a leviathon in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?


No, that sucks.

that sucked.

[Subjugation]

robogirly>Ohhhh, baby...I need you to slide into my tight entrance and capture my glowing flag.
a can of sprunk> Yea, baby, I can't want to tap that robooty.
robogirly>$

[Roggan]

condom one had me laughing

good stuff :P

[scumbag]

condom one had me laughing

good stuff :P

personally i liked the "spawn next to you" one, :P this guy is sad but funny

[Pandagirl!]

Haha those were great! :up: :up:

[Jeansi]

panda has heard them all before though.

And she fell for them each time and she drove the boys home in her pink tractor.