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  • #31
    Originally posted by Anduril
    "Wanna come over to my place and play some SubSpace ?" <= weakest
    ROFL i can see you trying that one IRL :/
    I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
    I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Izor
      ROFL i can see you trying that one IRL :/
      ROFL
      1: TNTkilla> wow i cant see them
      1: PRiMORDiAL> u laggot
      1: funny_porkchop> move your dick out the way :P
      1: PRiMORDiAL> loooool

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      • #33
        I thought there were gonna be one thousand threehundred and thirty seven pickup lines.
        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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        • #34
          i didnt.. and now that i think about it it's kind of sad
          Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
          apt>yes u can wtf
          apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
          apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
          apt>so i dont miss the toilet
          Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
          apt>na
          apt>ill show you pictures
          apt>next time I masturbate

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Anduril.
            I prefer my 2nd one... Gonna use it once with a girl. I can't wait to hear the reply.
            Neither can we
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #36
              I tried "Why don't you lag right out of your clothes and into my bed?" on Suzie-Q lololol

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              • #37
                Dude, that'z funny az fux0rz...

                Originally posted by wark <ER>
                1:Kyace <ER>>Hey baby, lets play LT and you can ride me all night long.

                How about you come over tonight, and ill call a friend to come vulch you.

                I would like to spawn next to you tomorrow morning baby.

                Oh shit! the condom lagged out.

                If you eat as many shots as I do, then I will be happy.

                1:Kyace <ER>> Why don't you lag right out of your clothes and into my bed?

                You cloaked your way into my heart, baby.

                How about we ?go myplace.

                (SORRY BUT IT WAS TO HARD TO PASS UP)I'm Aznhotman36342424 bitch!
                -Put up, Or Shut up-

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Zabuza
                  I tried "Why don't you lag right out of your clothes and into my bed?" on Suzie-Q lololol
                  And i bet your avatar is a pretty good re-enactment of her reaction too :P
                  STARKITTY
                  A White Mage


                  Buy edu backlinks

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                  • #39
                    Hate Zabuza.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by THE PUSHER
                      Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name ssJ_hotSeXyCHIKA73246?
                      Gonna use that one
                      3:PEGASiS> double u tee ef?
                      3:Spirit> ar oh ef el

                      MODERATOR WARNING: pegasis if I catch you hiding again I will ban you -Da Farmer!
                      MODERATOR WARNING: pegasis, If you do not stop killing your own team <yellow ships on radar> You will be banned from this zone!! Thank you. -YoMama!!!

                      Hal Wilker> hal likes pegasis to cumshot in his eye.

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                      • #41
                        Zues your signature is soooo fucking funny, I just red it hahahahahahah. that ilyaz guy he's damn funny.
                        help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

                        4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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                        • #42
                          I see you've got a cram there, mind if I break it?
                          USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                          • #43
                            Last post before D1st0rt's, 05-25-2005, 08:16 AM.
                            Just wanned to point that out.
                            Endless space, endless exploration.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by 1ight
                              Last post before D1st0rt's, 05-25-2005, 08:16 AM.
                              Just wanned to point that out.

                              This is the kind of thread your allowed to revive.
                              :whistling

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                              • #45
                                "how would you like it if i penetrated your vaginer right here, right now"

                                stick "bitch" in atleast 2 places somewhere in there and you got yourself a sure deal
                                can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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