Best Tw Quotes

[Jacklyn]

next time make your lies more real pearl

[Spider]

RICHARD CREAGER and Pearl Jam... That one was by far the funniest.

[Joe_]

Ok, here are some I've collected over time.

1:Apocalypse WOW!> gran why did you leave the game
iNgeNfyRe> !!!
1:Gran Guerrero> had to do something
1:Joe_> pr0n
1:Gran Guerrero> wat else am i going to do
1:Gran Guerrero> pr0n?
1:Joe_> yes
1:Joe_> pr0n
1:Gran Guerrero> wtf is pr0n?
1:Apocalypse WOW!> with farm animals
1:Apocalypse WOW!> you clearly lack internet l337 speak
1:Joe_> and if you know what pr0n is with farm animals
1:Apocalypse WOW!> oh yeah!
1:Apocalypse WOW!> gijity gijity
1:Joe_> gran likes farm animals!!!
1:Gran Guerrero> ya i like cows so what.
1:Apocalypse WOW!> oh bessie

1: Joe_> why do i hear a buzzing sound?
1: Peace_Maker> natural lube is much better
1: Joe_> im in jackies closet, i hear moaning and a buzzing sound

1: dads revenge> ok we gonna pown juicy juice today or what
1: MirrorriM> yes
1: Apocalypse WOW!> we'll break their spines
1: MirrorriM> yes
1: dads revenge> eat thier livers
1: MirrorriM> yes
1: Dah_Veed> we are gonna club them to death
1: MirrorriM> yes
1: sarger> those bastards gonna get CLUBBED
1: MirrorriM> yes
1: dads revenge> kick em in the pelvic regions
1: MirrorriM> yes
(Pure_Luck)>OK squad, We need a nice victory here. Spiders push, no camping. Sharks alternate repping/dying . Terr don't die and get good position in FR. Higher is better
(Pure_Luck)>Also, cover under in FR. and don't camp!
(Pure_Luck)>and don't whine about anything, and make sure u tell peace_maker, you love him
Good game to all who played. Congratulations to Teks for winning.
Pure_Luck> i'd like teks to thank me
Pure_Luck> for personally giving them a pep talk about it beforehand
Pure_Luck> i'll take my normal consulting fee
Pure_Luck> and i'll take away the bursts and shields prizing to twlbot


C 1:Apocalypse WOW!> Kool Aid may be the best thing ever
C 1:dads revenge> OH YEEEAAAHHH!!!!

6:Kings> MatchBot3> LAG REPORT: Too high SPIKE Med. [6492979.24 LIMIT: 50]

Joe_> i need pts to ?buy aim

Enjoy :grin:

[Pearl Jam]

next time make your lies more real pearl

this is in my top 5 least favorite quotes

[dads revenge]

Apocalypse WOW!> system, what exactly were you shootng at?
syst3m kill3r> dont know yet
Apocalypse WOW!> ahh
Apocalypse WOW!> right
Apocalypse WOW!> well keep it up then

how to find the enemy

dads revenge in for Freq 1 with ship 3
dads revenge> ok where are they
Dark MooGoo> right there
dads revenge> ok wheres another 1
Dark MooGoo> right there
Dark MooGoo> KILL IT KILL IT
dads revenge> aaaaaaaa
MirrorriM> i was about to beat ur ass down :P
Reward: 200 points
T sarger> bra burner

9:MirrorriM> i eat mayo by the spoonful
9:MirrorriM> i can eat a whole jar in 10 min
Reward: 30000 points

No one can kill> how come when different animals mate... sometimes they don't produce a baby
Vatican Assassi> cuz sometimes the sperm doesnt fertilize the egg
No one can kill> why not vat
No one can kill> is the egg too tough
Vatican Assassi> cuz it wasnt meant to be my son
No one can kill> but WHY
Criminal> the normal sperm doesn't like the nock-eggs
dads revenge> .?buy jackhammer for foriegn sperm
Vatican Assassi> well there are only actually about 4 days out of the month where the is even an egg ready to be fertilized
Criminal> OVULATION!!
No one can kill> why won't you get a baby dog-human
Vatican Assassi> the other days it is either producing one, or it is traveling to the uterus, ot it is being removed in mentration

oddly enough the conv. stopped there

MirrorriM> i havent taken a bath in a long time
dads revenge> ya still smell like the jello then?

C 1:MirrorriM> mmm chocolate fudge brownie ice cream $$
C 1:sarger> that's the reason why americans are fat
C 1:sarger> because they have chocolate fudge brownie ice cream
C 1:MirrorriM> im fat? u callin me FAT?
C 1:sarger> i've never seen so many words describing ice cream
C 1:MirrorriM> im fat? u callin me FAT?
C 1:sarger> i called americans fat
C 1:Gran Guerrero> she is american though
C 1:Gran Guerrero> lol
C 1:sarger> oh ok
C 1:sarger> k i guess i did then
C 1:MirrorriM> fu
C 1:sarger> ok ok calm down i take it back
C 1:Apocalypse WOW!> LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF BUTTER PRODUCTS

tons more but dont wanna transfer my forums all here so enjoy

[Mobey]

1:wadi <ZH>> melee forgot to take there "don't suck ass" pils this morning.
1:Cylor> i think they mixed it up with the "dont suck cock" ones

roflz.
just remember, i didn't take my "owned your mother last night" pills that morning either.

[Freak]

Lol

lol but im a collector..not a fighter.. it was sprained's idea to fight..

heres the screenshot btw

FUCKING OWNED

[stark]

You revived a nine month old thread to say "fucking owned"?

[Pandagirl!]

That's what all the cool kids do.

[Edify]

num1killa> i have barrel monkeys as sex slaves

[Asmodeus]

My personal favs:

3:Asmodeus> Under, I heard once that you got drunk with friends and got lost, then you ended waking up sleeping in some old people's house and that those people told you they found you trying to swim.
3:Asmodeus> Is that true?
3:Under <ZH>> LOL yeah that happened

2:Broly> im gonna do, what no other game nerd has ever done before
2:Broly> gonna fly from NY to CA for e3

Broly> time to go back to pub and learn how to wb

Oh, forgot one way back when I was on Melee. It went something like this:

2:Selex> This chat got retarded when Everest started talking :P That's where I started the log.

Everest = Everett no?

[stark]

Just in case we missed your sig, eh?

[Asmodeus]

Just in case we missed your sig, eh?

Yes, JUST in case.

[Amputate]

I had a lot of funny jebu quotes but lost em

[PH]

So many gems I've logged over the years. I'll throw a few out:

NICKNAME> ok, we'll i'm going to go suck off a japanese shemale, take it easy

musashi> im lmao so hard i accident punched my dick

4:JeRoMe> holy shit
4:JeRoMe> in my glovebox, i have
4:JeRoMe> pack of camel turkish silvers, pack of american spirit, a tobacco pouch, rolling papers, two cigars, a pipe, another pipe, an a few sack of marijuana
4:JeRoMe> dad comes in and is like "your new registration sticker came in, let's go put it in your glovebox"
4:JeRoMe> omfg
4:JeRoMe> heart palpitations

5:Majin-uub> let our titties touch in blasphemous erotic joy

Puffin> http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/1...machine2up.jpg
4:musashi> a
musashi> BULKLSHTS FUCKS HDYBA*HYDS
musashi> jnuhDNS
musashi> ALIEN
musashi> SNUFs
musashi> fdafjdi
musashi> BULLSHITFUCKSRHS CLUSTERFUCKSDN SUHUS DNSD SGOITG SYDSD STUIH SHITGUN

Gran Guerrero> on the count of three
Gran Guerrero> 1
Gran Guerrero> 2
Centurion <ZH>> NO
Centurion <ZH>> EVERYTIME A MUSLIM COUNTS IT'S BAD