Best Tw Quotes

[CrvenBan]

I want to be on same squad as brook, he's my kind o' people

[dads revenge]

Goddess> there is no joke these lil boys can make that i haven't heard or told myslef

{ok thats just askin for it}
Reaver> goddess got fired from mcdonalds cause she was eating the customers food
Reaver> goddess comes around to the tables to clean them when they just sit down with their food
Reaver> and she cleans up before they are done :[
maisoul> I get this image of her walking around and she randomly picks up some kids hamburger
maisoul> takes a bite and walks away
Reaver> she even eats the toy from the happy meal :
Pat Robert> so goddess did your baby take the color of your fore fathers or the Deleted. May well be a quote, but still racist.
Reaver> she's the kind of person that would buy you a $20 gift card at mcdonalds and then follow you there and eat your food after you get it
MLL> goddess, doesnt a hot fresh burger from wendys with those salty crisp fries seem good right now?
maisoul> yeah you can get a jr bacon cheeseburger for 99c
Reaver> Goddess, isnt it time to call jenny?

Pat Robert> this place is a total sausage fest, im going to that game with more chicks on it
Pat Robert> what was it called it again......
Kings> how do play neopets
Kings> i wanna meet girls LOL

[gran guerrero]

lol man i went a little crazy when i changed names to pat robertson

[Mantra-Slider]

is amputate really that stupid or is it again some über l33t sarcasm that I fuck up and fail to understand

[Lethe]

Lethe> Its not raping dead people if they can't say no.

[glacier]

9:Centurion <ZH>> how many songs do you have....
9:Centurion <ZH>> lemme rephrase, how many songs has avril lavigne made  ;P
9:Volcom> ....

9:Centurion <ZH>> you newbs already know my main sport is baseball
9:maisoul> I thought it was swimming
9:Centurion <ZH>> have you ever been stabbed in the liver with a pencil

9:Centurion <ZH>> rofl who the fuck is angelsgirl
9:Centurion <ZH>> ehh....i'd fuck her mouth
9:Centurion <ZH>> 1991? OHLY SHIT GFD KSAGHNLDFH
9:Centurion <ZH>> NM NM NM I NEVER SAID ANYTHING SUGGESTIVE PERTAINING TO HER AFK

9:ph> i just want to stick it in your ass.. and while i'm still in, pull a crowbar out and go barry bonds style on your skull

9:ph> help, my vagina is crusty and if my boyfriend sees it he won't buy me crack anymore :'(

9:ph> who needs a sex show when i have you motherfuckers talking about great grannies and shit getting it on

             ph> i just want my tombstone to say "WARNING: Disconnected from server"

9:ph> i'm going to appear on your ceiling wearing nothing but a sock and a ninja mask

9:ph> i woke up at 1:45 because i set my alarm so i wouldn't miss twl

9:ph> mad cuz i get the cox and you don't

9:Volcom> do the asians let you shocker them?

9:Volcom> i think im allergic to bathing

(9:06:00 PM) Pandagirl!: I'm a walrus

9:Centurion <ZH>> wtf there's a hockey hall of fame?
9:volcs> leave.

9:Volcom> i'm in such a good mood
9:Centurion <ZH>> only cause i'm around
9:ph> yeah, you are pretty round
9:ph> go on a diet

9:Ayden> lol tickle me volcs

(2:17:45 AM) Asmodeus: Lets just say I took the Browns to the superbowl

9:JeRoMe> i want to shove a baby through a meatgrinder brb

9:JeRoMe> i shaved one of my legs
9:JeRoMe> so when i rub them together it feels like i'm touching a woman

2:Light> hurry my mom is back and she's gonna smoke a bowl with me

help: (L3XMaR7<) (mod): stuck in mod

           Rudy> I cheated. She's from Hawaii
           Rudy> What the fuck Morg?
        Morgane> rudy reported u cheater

         Mattey> having sex with goddess would be like fucking a couch

          Renge> sizzlers must be closed.
          Renge> goddess is here.

         Jerupe> <---awesome spid
Jerupe in for Freq 2 with ship 8

         Sheila> I'm not really a girl.  I am an internet liar.
         Sheila> My name is Cliff and I am a d00d.

           Maez> arabia doesnt have ANY net capabilities
           Maez> they're still recording VHS death threats

9:maisoul>     Eric is God> let's just say I'm the TW expert on online women... and yes I realize how sad that statement makes me seem
9:Dameon Angell> Wait .... time out.  I am so more of an expert than him.

       RATTY...> HOLD ON, I NEED MY LIP BALM BEFORE WE PLAY

4:paradise> hawthorn heights lol IS NOT EMO MAN

2:Asmodeus> I think I'm being consumed by Japanese culture

        Pure_Luck> k heres an idea
        Pure_Luck> u are mr neopets
        Pure_Luck> and u met some fat ass slut
        Pure_Luck> named porkerbitch on neopets
        Pure_Luck> and u gave her the pictures of ashlee morkio
        Pure_Luck> and she came on here cause u "showed her hte game"
        Pure_Luck> and then she slutter her way to getting into dice
        Pure_Luck> and then left

         Asmodeus> Stop playing dumb
  jarlson of stee> stop playing smart
        Pure_Luck> how bout we play not that smart not that dumb

     AngelsGirl> I love 2 tell ppl 2 go nd kill emself

maisoul assigned as captain for Guys who Pretend to be Girls
Baron in for Guys who Pretend to be Girls
Guys who Pretend to be Girls wins this game!

          Goddess> reaver dont hate me cause u cant get a bf and i can :)

T          Reaver> incoming banana, open wide goddess

[Elbryan]

is amputate really that stupid or is it again some über l33t sarcasm that I fuck up and fail to understand

My thoughts exactly. :grin:

[Supreme Authority]

Lol yeah

[Nickname]

I want to be on same squad as brook, he's my kind o' people

he's the north american version of you


Every Crv quote in a LJ "FUCK! we need teamers not belimers! FUCK THIS, I can't play with you shits!"

Crv is out, 4-10. :P

[dads revenge]

--Kings explains HOW TO STEAL PLAYBOYS--
C 7:Kings> what we did is that we used 2 guys to buy something and disturb the guy at hsi desk
C 7:Kings> then the other guy came in the shop and stole the magazine
C 7:Kings> i was 16
C 7:Kings> and i had allmy teeths

P (MatchBot4)>Both teams have agreed to add an extra player. Max players: 7
C 1:Spiderman> change us to one shark
C 1:Spiderman> change a shark to a spider
C 1:Spiderman> qwe need fire power
---the good ideas just keep coming---

7:fit of rage> how does it feel to know you've been whacking off to a guy
7:Ajaxee> i do it to you fit, that pic of your eyes makes me hard
7:Ajaxee> your so adorible!
7:Ajaxee> like a cute little neopet or somthing
7:fit of rage> weird, you said "your so adorible" then i get 1:royst> i have to spank myself

C 1:dL.Chao> I said I wasn't playing dice
C 1:Spiderman> omfg dl dont be a fucking wuss
C 1:Spiderman> teks dont put up with wusses
C 1:dL.Chao> well i'm not playing it
-^^this is old but can ya guess why dl isn't on TeKs anymore^^-

C 7:Kings> i whack off everytime i see the word wisconsin
C 7:neophyte> WISCONSIN
C 7:neophyte> WISCONSIN
C 7:neophyte> WISCONSIN
C 7:neophyte> WISCONSIN
C 7:neophyte> WISCONSIN
C 7:Centurion <ZH>> gg kings needs a new keyboard
C 7:neophyte> needs a new set of pants too
C 7:neophyte> and a shirt

C 1:spLeAF> it's good to be in tune with the body... know the body... hear its whims
C 1:spLeAF> and tell it to STFU

C 1:spLeAF> for me, weed is a tool to take the edge off this chaotic world of greed and confusion
C 1:spLeAF> my test scored soared after becoming a stoner... i was finally able to focus on the material
C 1:spLeAF> the cheapest high though is masterbation

[Task]

1:Mess> megas mom introduced him to this game to keep him off da streets

6:fireballz> hey drow, you still got the link to the jebu quotes
6:death row> lol damn, only mef has it. i lost it
6:death row> while you were gone though, i had a funny convo with jebu. he told me he refused to join my chat because i took "bleasure" in his mistakes

fireballz> ~.^
(MEGA NEWBiE)>WHAT HAPPENED WITH UR EYE

3:Method> I've been working at Mount Sainai hospital for 26 years, and am now considering a change in career. I'm not really sure what kind of work I should pursue. I enjoy painting and working with kids. What kind of jobs can you recommend and do you think it's smart for me to be considering a change like this?
3:JeBu> method be anime sex movie animator do them for kids
3:Method> any other opinions?
3:JeBu> yes
3:Method> please say them
3:JeBu> arcitec/cartoons or teacher/goatch(teacher in some sport

2:scorch> it's sad when you are in an arena and know the bot and melo
2:scorch> and that's it

1:death row> he got mad at me when i spawned him
1:death row> i told him dude... lol
1:death row> id spawn my mom in a twl-d game

1:Mess> san andreas like da best game ever
1:Mess> mega u played san
andreas?
1:megaman89> i play san andreas irl

6:Mitch> I'm actually smoking weed right now.
6:Mitch> And if you're a fed and you saw that--Go fuck yourself. There are murderers to catch.

3:Method> Jebu, can I interview you professionally?
3:JeBu> method well ok but im kinda tired cuz im goatching kids in tennis thats my every day job
3:JeBu> but one girl were phone txt msgin with me
3:JeBu> i told her im coatching tennsi for kids
3:JeBu> she said that she wanna i teach her very closly for tennis...and i know what she did mean

1:megaman89> 2:Godspeed> we can beat them, mega really isnt nothing when you can outspid him in strategy

volcs> you're all thinking of great moments, and I'm trying to remember a time when I didn't suck...

1:megaman89> i like all of fab's shit
1:megaman89> fabolous - forgive me father
1:megaman89> get dat
1:Cape> megaman - get a game
1:megaman89> LOL
1:Azreal> LOL

1:fireballz> that game sucked
1:fireballz> any game where i don't get 1:2 is a bg for me
1:Jones> same for me in spider

megaman89> please form a line at the right side of the flagroom, i'll be there in 10 mins to sign autographs...i need to shower 1st

(demonfaze)>Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.

1:fireballz> so
1:fireballz> on the drive home i was thinking about you volcs
1:volcs> ?
1:volcs> he probly saw a hooker
1:volcs> lol
1:i.d.i.o.t.> Rofl

[Nov 18 19:26] i>u: You know this, but nice squad.

4:Server> damn.. my squad dies and the only offer that i get is to join rapid
4:Server> what a cruel life

[Nov 20 10:57] ivf: [Nov 20 17:14] JeBu: lol sigh with you naive americans. most of americans are fat and tennis isn't good for fat ppl

(Zingy)>Dear Ice Members: Please ask volcs to stop whining. Thank you. - Seasons greetings to you all.
1:fireballz> whatever you're doing volcs
1:fireballz> keep up the good work

1:megaman89> volcs i deserve a good dick sucking for my twbd preformance
1:volcs> LOL!
1:volcs> well, gimme a call when you grow one


1:merce> WOW THEY GONNA PLAY PIRATES
1:merce> ACCEPT ARLEADY
1:merce> JESUS
(MatchBot10)>Tiny is challenging you for a game of 4vs4 TWJD versus Pure Luck. Captains/assistants, ?go twjd3 and pm me with '!accept Pure Luck'
1:merce> ACCEPT
1:ivf> pure luck are no points and no fun
1:fireballz> yeah
1:fireballz> its like beating up a retarded kid
1:merce> LOl

1:volcs> why do guys like lesbians anyways?
1:volcs> what's the deal there?
1:volcs> i find fags kind of repulsing...
1:death row> hot lesbians okay? not butch dykes
1:volcs> ok
1:death row> hot lesbians are different.
1:volcs> loool
1:death row> they just need a real man to convince them of the right path
1:volcs> HAHAHA
1:death row> maybe they were with a guy with a small penis, (col)

3:Rage> volcs
3:volcs> rage
3:Rage> When are we going to go on a date
3:volcs> when you impress me
3:Rage> i have never been to Canada you can show me the town
3:death row> are you two gonna have a e-date?
3:Rage> I am going to take her to ?go #bedroom
3:volcs> :
3:death row> LOL
3:death row> ghahaha
3:volcs> not without a #ring
3:volcs> that's what i say to guys i don't want to sleep with
3:Rage> .?go #alcohol
3:volcs> LOL

3:volcs> if I were to marry any of you online losers it would be Rough, at least then I'd know I was smarter than someone every day of my life.

1:Necromotic> well we talkin bout sex ed today in health class
1:Necromotic> after today
1:Necromotic> i have certified myself as a sex expert
1:Necromotic> other students lookin at me like im some kinda god
1:shayde> do they know you are still a virgin?
1:fireballz> LOL

^some of the funniest quotes ive ever seen

[Prolific]

(HyeenA)>LOOOOLOLOLOOLOL
:HyeenA: ?
(HyeenA)>AND U GUYS GET ERIAS TOO
(HyeenA)>OMG
(HyeenA)>WHY NOT ME
(HyeenA)>IM NOT NEWB
(HyeenA)>OMFG
(HyeenA)>lol
(HyeenA)>!
(HyeenA)>Erias is sux!
(HyeenA)>
:HyeenA: what u say earlier?
(HyeenA)>..
(HyeenA)>Hmm..
(HyeenA)>i said only..
:HyeenA: k
(HyeenA)>why you guys get erias too in teks..
(HyeenA)> !!
(HyeenA)>WHY NOT ME
(HyeenA)>OMG
:HyeenA: they both asked
(HyeenA)>ARE DADS SOME RASIST
(HyeenA)>UU IM TOO ASKED BUT NO U ARE SUXX YEEEEESSS
:HyeenA: ?
(HyeenA)>YES
(HyeenA)>OMG
:HyeenA:u what?
(HyeenA)>THINK DADS IM SUX?
:HyeenA: dunno
(HyeenA)>GET HIM IN DUEL
:HyeenA: k
(HyeenA)>IS HE SOME RASIST??
:HyeenA: not that i know of
(HyeenA)>BUT U GUYS GET 2 PPL
(HyeenA)>WHY NOT ME
(HyeenA)>DADS SAYED ONLY ITS FULL
(HyeenA)>NICE
:HyeenA: guess dads wants only skilled basers :/
(HyeenA)>Im baser! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg WTHHHHH WTFF F DADS WTFSDAOVFL
(HyeenA)>I CAN SPID OR SHARK IF NEEDED.
(HyeenA)>IM ACTIVEEE
(HyeenA)>SEE MY REC JUST IN BASE?
(HyeenA)>IN SPID?
(HyeenA)>30-7
:HyeenA: the 15-50 rec?
(HyeenA)>lol!
(HyeenA)>I HAVE GO
(HyeenA)>MSG ME
:HyeenA: ite
:HyeenA: bout what?
(HyeenA)>BOUT IF I CAM GET ON TECS CUZ I BETTR THAN ERIAS AND THAT KSV NEWFIERS!!!!!!!!!!lk!!!!!!!!11111111111
(HyeenA)>PLZ I WANNA JOIN TEKS PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ IM BEGGING U IM BETTER THAN ERIAS AND KSV WTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFF DADS LEMEMMMMMEEEEE ONNNNNNNNNNNNN
(HyeenA)>ILL DO ANYTHIGN HES SAID I WILL WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Prolific]

found these to:

Erias> mega do u love me?
megaman89> dont love hairy ppl

neurotic> brb peeing
KiAN> !
neurotic> sigh ill wait
KiAN> lol
ph> pee in kian's mouth
KiAN> -Opens Mouth-
ph> golden shower

6: dads revenge> go base to see Nycle naked
6: excAlIburx2O> psst
6: excAlIburx2O> Nycle is a girl
6: Nycle> actually
6: Nycle> i'm trisexual

Rob D> :;you know, there's something really sexy about miss piggy...she sorta reminds me of my second grade teacher

HotShot222> hey
dads reven> shooting kiddie porn hold a sec
HotShot222> u done?
dads reven> gonna do the money shot almost done
HotShot222> is there a naked girl in ur house?
dads reven> 15girls and 2 boys
dads reven> its a gang rape reverse flick
HotShot222> can i join TeKs?
dads reven> ya gotta ask nable she does the recruiting
(note:Nable is a guy)
1:Nable> HotShot222> dads revenge told me to ask u
1:Nable> :nly if you give me cyber sex
HotShot222> i have to give her cyber?
HotShot222> ...wth
HotShot222> was she kidding bout the cyber sex thing?
dads reven> she was serious
HotShot222> what is this squad all about??!!
1:Nable> just for the record, im ?ignoring him when he starts cyber sexing me up
(HotShot222)>is teks a sex squad?
2ads revenge> (HotShot222)>is teks a sex squad?
2:Nable> i hope u said yes
dads revenge> mostly
{suddenly he didnt want to talk to us anymore}

[Amputate]

is amputate really that stupid or is it again some über l33t sarcasm that I fuck up and fail to understand

nah I was just playin around

[Volcs]

Only ones on this comp:

2:Killer Soldier> More cousin' for the pushin'
2:Killer Soldier> cousin
2:Killer Soldier> sounds wrong
2:volcs> cousin?
2:Killer Soldier> cussion
2:Izor> CUSHION
2:Killer Soldier> YEA LOL
2:volcs> LOL KS FUCKS HIS COUSINS
2:Izor> ILLITERATE FUCK ROFL
2:Killer Soldier> ROFL

2:Killer Soldier> ya, but with chicks >volcs
2:Izor> you gonna take that from him?
2:Killer Soldier> volcs, that wasnt a diss to u
2:Killer Soldier> its saying wark fucks girls that are bigger then u
2:Izor> LOL
2:volcs> LOLOLL
2:Kthx> ROFL
2:Killer Soldier> whatever i said
2:Kthx> why use volcs in a comparison of that nature
2:volcs> aahahhahahaha gg wark fucks fatties