Best Tw Quotes

[Izor]

(RaCka)>Will hunt u down in jersey, with a printout of your picture going to every eb games store and saying "have you seen this man?"

guess he knows where to find me (((

[Volcs]

3:volcs> cent stop or ill rape you
3:Centurion04> LOL PROMISE?

(Centurion04)>ohshit i'm a minority without money, afk crying into my fucking welfare oatmeal

[RaCka]

aight ill show you some i have saved on my comp :


2: CoYoTe> dude death click got head from a black guy it was a crossdresser he told geno and I all about it when we were on menasor

2: PeteyMcNasty> finally, an event named after Izor
2: Kthx> .?go virgin?
2: RaCka> LMFAO

2: Izor> one of these days im gonna wake up in the middle of the night (or afternoon) and some nerdy looking kids gonna be there with a gun like "REMEMBER WHEN U GOT ME BANNED"

5: Dwopple> yoz
5: Reaver> sup dwopster
5: Dwopple> just got back from fukin my orthodontist
5: Reaver> nice
5: Reaver> how old is he
5: Dwopple> i dunno, but he's fat and azn
5: Dwopple> LOL
5: Reaver> LOL
5: RaCka> LOOOOOOL

Fusha> A riot coming to my house. Planning to wreck it. need to go out to tell about free hot dogs next street, afk

(Reaver)> im gonna go for a bit, Im currently working on digging a pond in my backyard
(Reaver)> only have the bulldozer and backloader for another 3 days

I used to have alot of other funny ones.. but i put some ones i thought were funny in there.. seen alot better then these tho

EDIT: plus i thought my quote was hilarious when i first saw it
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[gran guerrero]

some of these quotes are lame
needs more one liners rather than long stories

[glacier]

needs more quotes that the general public will think are funny rather than quotes that are either only funny to a small group of people or are meant as inside jokes

granted, some of them were funny

[Mantra-Slider]

nah I was just playin around

thank god

[Da1andonly]

cheater: (TWLBot2) (twlb2): Pure_Luck talking in blueout: Pure_Luck> testing
4: Da1andonly> warn him someone!
4: Pure_Luck> k
4 :Whispus <ZH>> BANNED
4: Rodge_Rabbit> done
4: Vehicle <ER>> babababanned
4: Gen <ZH>> thanks
4: Whispus <ZH>> lol
4: cranium <ZH>> get em!
4: Pure_Luck> !ban
4: RoboHelp> Player "TWLBot2" has been banned.
4: Pure_Luck> omg
4: Bahamut <ER>> !
4: Da1andonly> LOL
4: lnx> GJ
4: Pred_FNM <ER>> LOL
4: Pure_Luck> jk
4: Gen <ZH>> loool
4: 2dragons> hahaha
4: a2m <ZH>> LOL
4: Pure_Luck> hahah
4: Rodge_Rabbit> you moron!
4: Redlights <ER>> LOOOOOOOOL
4: Pure_Luck> omg
4: Whispus <ZH>> HAHAHAHA
4: dim <ER>> pure hahaha



1:Wah!!> had exams 8-16 today!
1:Wah!!> was there. Owned 1 question and left
1:Mantra-Slider> $$$$4
1:Mantra-Slider> I didnt even go
1: Da1andonly> LÖOL


1: warportal> i made out with 6 girls on ny
1: warportal> and 1 guy :/
1: Da1andonly> L;OLOp
1: M_M God>
1: CrvenBan> happy ny
1: M_M God> hahahaha
1: Da1andonly> ORFl!
1: warportal> sigh
1: CrvenBan> was that honest mistake ?
1: Da1andonly> <3
1: M_M God> so how was your experience?
1: warportal> dont ask who that guy was
1: CrvenBan> or are you turning fag on us ?
1: Da1andonly> OMFG IT WAS CUNDOR
1: warportal> we were playin spin the bottle .. :x
1: warportal> no pollux
1: warportal> that dirty dog



Da1andonly> 1:Miau> to the ASS!
Da1andonly> she just said it
Kookaburra> lol now i'm turned on


1:Graner> like i'd know any girls irl, lol


Da1andonly> I'm scratching my balls as we speak
Rumpnisse> im way ahead of u, da1
Displaced> im masturbating to horgh masturbating as we speak!
Da1andonly> omfg
Aim2kill> my finger smell like poo
Da1andonly> that made my 15 inches of devastation tingle
Displaced> 1.5inches of patheticness
Da1andonly> =((


1: Displaced> fuck, no time to shit
1: royst <ZH>> rofl
1: Displaced> gotta do it after tourny
1: Displaced> but its coming out


1: Deprecate> OMFGFG
1: Deprecate> took me 3 times to speel cap correctly


1: Cumulonimbus> I still find it weird that venomarse delivers my pizzas every night


1: Deprecate> I wna buy lineage II and start playing that
1: Deprecate> that game seems awesome
1: Da1andonly> wtf is that
1: Da1andonly> sounds like a porn movie
1: Displaced> lineage II? ukranian version of tetris
1: Displaced> all straight lines
1: Deprecate> LOl
1: Da1andonly> Rolflffl
1: Da1andonly> HJAHA
1: Pio> ROFLl

[Dant-Zu]

1: Deprecate> I wna buy lineage II and start playing that
1: Deprecate> that game seems awesome
1: Da1andonly> wtf is that
1: Da1andonly> sounds like a porn movie
1: Displaced> lineage II? ukranian version of tetris
1: Displaced> all straight lines
1: Deprecate> LOl
1: Da1andonly> Rolflffl
1: Da1andonly> HJAHA
1: Pio> ROFLl

This one is awesome. :P

[Supreme Authority]

Lol, i used 2 play that..

[Nickname]

i enjoyed

1: Cumulonimbus> I still find it weird that venomarse delivers my pizzas every night

and the bot banning one.

[Deluge]

get someone to post quotes from digital chat, and u will laugh for days (omnigod, method)

[dads revenge]

needs more quotes that the general public will think are funny rather than quotes that are either only funny to a small group of people or are meant as inside jokes

granted, some of them were funny

BOOO WAKEUP RIGHT NOW! Jacklyn smells. ?go base -Reaver

8:Jeenyuss> so my balls drop tomorrow
8:Jeenyuss> who wants pictures?
8:Jeenyuss> oh right, i forgot this was my bisexual chat

SkyMan's> $50 bucks for oral sex!!!!!!!!!
SkyMan's> $70 bucks for anal !

^hows that^

[glacier]

I laughed :P

[Kawrae]

I had a lot of funny jebu quotes but lost em

DR has em somewhere.. ahh i was crying and laughing at the same time when he talked about goaching and doughters

[Shadowmere]

1:SeRtIfi> afk making noodles

- After an hour or so -

1:SeRtIfI> im afk to eat some pizza
1:fold> dude ur so fat
1:fold> quit eating
1:SeRtIfI> i know
.....
1:fold> afk making noodles
1:fold> adk making pizza
1:fold> afk making a 4 course meal