Best Tw Quotes

[GHB]

[Ravos]

hahahaha at the 3rd pîc

[PolluX]

[Oct 14 19:06] Displaced: picure a drunk ginn wtfpwning your anus with a huge penis, thats me riding you like a schoollgirl in texas on a warm midusmmer nights eve, im the studmuffin and dont you forget that!



Deprecate> How can you wtfpwn someone's anus?

[dads revenge]

8:PaulOakenfold> shit tastes just like it smells
8:PaulOakenfold> delicious

3:Mootland Farmer> Watching staff base/LTing is like watching a child try to put the triangle block in the circle hole

C 1:Humidity> me dding is like playing polo on hamsters

[MousE]

best story i have involves me meeting eelam since we go to the same college we were both with our gf's at the time

MousE>Eelam we should go drinking at a college bar some time
eelam>im not allowed drinking
MousE>why?
eelam>*looks at his gf* can i drink?
eelams gf>yea
eelam> ok we can go
MousE>I guess we know who wears the pants :P

[Ravos]

lol eelam is just like me then

[Missa]

5h> guys, i have something important to tell you
5:shaded_space> hes paris hilton
5h> no
5:missa> you = l2ange?
5:Fire Blade> hes hai2u
5:missa> lolol
5:missa> hes tubgirl
5:shaded_space> LOL
5h> noooo
5h> wow, fuck you assholes


lol

[PH]

After a BD against Mambo, we challenged for a rematch:

fizzy> burz needs to call hes mom if he is allowed to play again, hold on.

The ill-fated Rodney and a large can of beer:

5:rodney> everytime i hear jared i think of jarhead the movie
5:Pandagirl> I call him cuddlefluff actually
5:rodney> LOL
5:rodney> CUDDLEFLUFF FDGSDAHD
5:Centurion04> panda that is disturbing :/
5:rodney> that is worse than what sam calls me now i dont feel like a total twat if i say it knowing u just said that
5:Pandagirl> What does she call you
5:rodney> sugarbunny
5:PH> .....
5:Centurion04> ..............
5:Centurion04> ph, huddle
5:Centurion04> *whispers* so i'm thinking about a can of milwaukee's best....
5:PH> *mumble* HUGE one...
5:Centurion04> BREAK HUDDLE
5:PH> BREAK
5:Centurion04> ok rodney we have decided your fate
5:Centurion04> plz step into the red 'x'

T0NE's antics are not limited to this forum:

4:Stultus> rofl T0NE just linked me to that cloaking device article
4:Stultus> (T0NE)> i thought you might like this news story since cloaker is your favorite ship http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4968338.stm

[Da1andonly]

cheater: (TWLBot2) (twlb2): Pure_Luck talking in blueout: Pure_Luck> testing
4a1andonly> warn
4:Pure_Luck> k
4:Whispus <ZH>> BANNED
4:Rodge_Rabbit> done
4:Vehicle <ER>> babababanned
4:Gen <ZH>> thanks
4:Whispus <ZH>> lol
4:cranium <ZH>> get em!
4:Pure_Luck> !ban
4:RoboHelp> Player "TWLBot2" has been banned.
4:Pure_Luck> omg
4:Bahamut <ER>> !
4a1andonly> LOL
4:lnx> GJ
4:Pred_FNM <ER>> LOL
4:Pure_Luck> jk
4:Gen <ZH>> loool
4:2dragons> hahaha
4:a2m <ZH>> LOL
4:Pure_Luck> hahah
4:Rodge_Rabbit> you moron!
4:Redlights <ER>> LOOOOOOOOL
4:Pure_Luck> omg
4:Whispus <ZH>> HAHAHAHA
4:dim <ER>> pure hahaha

[gran guerrero]

Everett Talks in pub for the first in like 7 months by accident
6:Everett> THERE GOES MY MUTE STATUS
Everett on alias thinking he can start over his mute thingy, but is rejected by -f-, cause he's not allowed to join under an alt nick now.
6:Emme> k i gtg
6:Emme> not playing this game for a month
6:Emme> im serious
6:Emme> latrer
6:TOASTY> ROFl
6:Emme> fucking newbies broke my mute statu
6:TOASTY> ev makes me smile