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The Evolution of A Staffer
1990 – Bastard child born to a white welfare mother and mysterious black man
2000 – He receives his first PC through a Social Services ‘Computing For All’ program
2001 – He masters Half Life game
2001 – He gets AOL and soon discovers the excitement of chat rooms and online games
2002 – His first pubic hair arrives
2002 – He discovers porn and cybering
2003 – He stumbles into SS after hearing about it from one of his cyber friends
2004 – He quits playing DSB after acting like a total newb
2004 – He changes his nick and starts playing TW
2004 – He gets pissed over the Elim hour restriction and becomes determined to own everyone
2004 – He tires of it being so easy to own everyone in Elim
2004 – He joins TW forum to make sure everyone knows how great he is
2004 – He wants to be staff so he starts playing ?go base
2005 – As a backup plan, he establishes a new female nick
2005 – He finally gets ZH and answers 135,489 help calls the first week
2005 – He develops a ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude due to the amount of contributions he has made to TW
2005 – He kisses ass and finally gets ER
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He gets axed
2005 – He comes into this forum and flames senior staff
2005 – He is now recognized as a TW vet
PS. Just poking fun of SOME of the ex-staffers. I truly appreciate the time and effort everyone makes towards the game and community.
1990 – Bastard child born to a white welfare mother and mysterious black man
2000 – He receives his first PC through a Social Services ‘Computing For All’ program
2001 – He masters Half Life game
2001 – He gets AOL and soon discovers the excitement of chat rooms and online games
2002 – His first pubic hair arrives
2002 – He discovers porn and cybering
2003 – He stumbles into SS after hearing about it from one of his cyber friends
2004 – He quits playing DSB after acting like a total newb
2004 – He changes his nick and starts playing TW
2004 – He gets pissed over the Elim hour restriction and becomes determined to own everyone
2004 – He tires of it being so easy to own everyone in Elim
2004 – He joins TW forum to make sure everyone knows how great he is
2004 – He wants to be staff so he starts playing ?go base
2005 – As a backup plan, he establishes a new female nick
2005 – He finally gets ZH and answers 135,489 help calls the first week
2005 – He develops a ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude due to the amount of contributions he has made to TW
2005 – He kisses ass and finally gets ER
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He abuses his powers but gets another chance
2005 – He gets axed
2005 – He comes into this forum and flames senior staff
2005 – He is now recognized as a TW vet
PS. Just poking fun of SOME of the ex-staffers. I truly appreciate the time and effort everyone makes towards the game and community.
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