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more quotes of mine from the last few months. i apologize if any of them make u look kinda stupid, thats not what they are meant for, just enjoy em and such eh!
ps. links to the 1st couple volums can be found below!
9:WingZero <ER>> FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD, BAN JASON
help: (Drunken Tiger) (#Mutt): how do i tell malice mutt that he doesnt suck??
9:NAPALM SUNRISE I> Your quotes are poo. You could of posted some of my educational spurs.. but no.. just my homoerotic ones.
yung> raspi, when youre feeling down, just say "at least im not yung" and youll feel better
9:Fruitang <ER>> Ok, i'll just hold an L sign to my forehead signifying that you're a loser everytime I see you from now on.
(Volcs)> fuck, that's the worst too... cock breath.. god, i'd rather smell my own ass... but that's a bit too much bending for me...
(MAGI KOZ)>you make ADs that make people like me abuse help... luckily i can hold myself back.
9:adam <ER>> hottest/sexiest girl ive met in my entire life, we found out we're cousins
9:THE PUSHER> cow tipping is an experience that all young men should have
9:Warthog> lol once we accidently pushed this bull into this lake
Real.Punk!> Oni you smell like a mixture of vaseline and wet dog
9:Tigerex <ER>> i love the customisable chat window! I set my whole background colour to pink $$ BLING
9:THE PUSHER> I should teach home ec.. and not like those sissy bitches in high school do.. I;d teach you how to be a guerilla cook
9:THE PUSHER> sometimes talking to you is like clapping with one hand
Nosey> what bout a BADGER
Ender> Whats that? Cant TK? MUAHAHAHAA!!! Your days of wine and roses are over newb trash!!!
help: (andrew101) (Public 5): moderaters i was only killing the people that change teams to be on the winning side.
9:Kingz> real men make wax
Dagaz> I dunno if u like me. U don't like many ppl
9:Goddess <ER>> rand you'd get along with the devil :P
9:THE PUSHER> oh man.. I need me some swedish paint.. I heard you get the best visuals
9:YoMama!!!> chickity china the chinese chicken
9:Arilou Lalee'lay> life is a pile of cow dung
BrokenFist> Yes, his name is Johnny, you're behind on your child support payments.
warkwark> would you wark like an ostrich?
9oCk>> i bet i can type faster and more accurately than you when drunk
warkwark> ive got cones.. ive got cones.. in 31 different flavors. each one i do savor.
9:ZeUs!! <ER>> so i came home to eat dinner and my parents were high on paint fumes
9:Robo Ref> Server crash attempt ()(1798805145)(200.193.201.53)(sec=2)
?go twtown, ITS FUUUUUUN!! TEE HEE *giggles* -Overstrand
Pearl Jam> BURPIN FROM SLURPIN THE CARBOX DIOXIDE
9:Warthog> i am herby suspending you of your cheese duties, no longer can you eat cheese
9:THE PUSHER> cats are tasty.. especially with soy sauce
6:PEGASiS> holy shit i stink.. deoderant wearing off
THE PUSHER> this bot's a lemon, I want my money back
9:Goddess <ER>> ok i shot the turkey and now he's all nicely wrapped and frozen...
Goddess <E> congrats... you now know your good in bed :P
9:Made You Look <ER>> o! o! Can u plz sign my chest! Plz!
AFPilot> people take a pilgramage 3 times a lifetime to lick my dung
Volcs> fuck, i'd do her.. AND IM STRAIGHT! lol
9:Spider <ZH>> its possible to love anyone I think. but if you choose to love an old person or vice versa you are a fucking queer
9:Spider <ZH>> how do you explain granny porn then Adam
help: (Carbon) (zone66): how many yomama!!!'s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 9:YoMama!!!> just one......i just wait and let the world revolve around me and screw it in
P~
9:Cpt.Guano! <ZH>> a smile is just a frown turned upside down! 9:Cpt.Guano! <ZH>> ---> 
BrokenFist> Seriously though, I'd join your squad if you put an S at the front of the name
9:Overstrand> we get days off I don't care if you call it Rand day 9:Overstrand> if it means i get a day off its $$
9:Tigerex <ER>> I like to eat chocolate fingers whilst playing with my jesus action figue, ?go ww6
9:Spider <ZH>> my team has a bunch of "royal assassins" in it
9:Malice Mutt <ZH>> im a wanna be canadian im new to this bilingual crap
Stra> rand stop raping me, it's turning me on
Stealthwol> charizelda sounds like charizard swallowin zelda
9:Thorn> she has more hair down there than you have on your entire body. It's like blowing a buffalo
destroy> I'd have an excuse to go rioting around, I'd get myself a new TV
recon mari> i flew my fat happy blue ass around and look what happened :P
(11001100)>i dunno how to tell you this, but i think i love you!
pv=nrt> my boobies cna do loop de loops
I have started the new and improved auto spec bot! You are now on a time limit, and only I know what it is. HURRY! - Da Farmer!
1:StarWeaver <ZH>> dont want to know what kind of stuff goes on between those 2 behind the closed doors of private messaging
5:crazi> i am a vet, i take all rights away from people who arent me
BORG Leade> ur the grinch to me u homo
9:trippinted <ZH>> i had that problem in Junior high till ma mom check the history, too dock
9:THE PUSHER> jesus, I go away for a week and Robo comes to life.. guess we're proper fucked now
9:Robo Ref> I don't cry.. I rust.
6:Heatha> i love you here is a keyboard
6:Heatha> p.s. 1:Randedl> "2 for 1","free bj","stick it anywhere" etc
2rty> shop ort-e, where all your food is ort, or ific
9oCk>> "starweaver is a pretty young grey elf female standing 6'3 and weighing 103 lbs"
9:dcm <ZH>> we evolved from monkeys he evolved from horse?
If you squint your eyes funny they kinda look like slices of pizza shooting meatballs :S ?GO JAVS IF YOURE HUNGRY!! -Cpt.Guano! <ER>
Buja X> i need to practice flying through the little hole
crazi> how do u spell brocali
In honor of Randed becoming a ZH, I'll start trivia again - TriviaBot
6:Heatha> you die you back again. what is this magic
9:Overstrand> goddess, change your name to Tigeress....meow
Links:
Volume I: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/s...=&threadid=812
Volume II: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/s...&threadid=1840
ps. links to the 1st couple volums can be found below!
9:WingZero <ER>> FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD, BAN JASON
help: (Drunken Tiger) (#Mutt): how do i tell malice mutt that he doesnt suck??
9:NAPALM SUNRISE I> Your quotes are poo. You could of posted some of my educational spurs.. but no.. just my homoerotic ones.
yung> raspi, when youre feeling down, just say "at least im not yung" and youll feel better
9:Fruitang <ER>> Ok, i'll just hold an L sign to my forehead signifying that you're a loser everytime I see you from now on.
(Volcs)> fuck, that's the worst too... cock breath.. god, i'd rather smell my own ass... but that's a bit too much bending for me...
(MAGI KOZ)>you make ADs that make people like me abuse help... luckily i can hold myself back.
9:adam <ER>> hottest/sexiest girl ive met in my entire life, we found out we're cousins
9:THE PUSHER> cow tipping is an experience that all young men should have
9:Warthog> lol once we accidently pushed this bull into this lake
Real.Punk!> Oni you smell like a mixture of vaseline and wet dog
9:Tigerex <ER>> i love the customisable chat window! I set my whole background colour to pink $$ BLING
9:THE PUSHER> I should teach home ec.. and not like those sissy bitches in high school do.. I;d teach you how to be a guerilla cook
9:THE PUSHER> sometimes talking to you is like clapping with one hand
Nosey> what bout a BADGER
Ender> Whats that? Cant TK? MUAHAHAHAA!!! Your days of wine and roses are over newb trash!!!
help: (andrew101) (Public 5): moderaters i was only killing the people that change teams to be on the winning side.
9:Kingz> real men make wax
Dagaz> I dunno if u like me. U don't like many ppl
9:Goddess <ER>> rand you'd get along with the devil :P
9:THE PUSHER> oh man.. I need me some swedish paint.. I heard you get the best visuals
9:YoMama!!!> chickity china the chinese chicken
9:Arilou Lalee'lay> life is a pile of cow dung
BrokenFist> Yes, his name is Johnny, you're behind on your child support payments.
warkwark> would you wark like an ostrich?
9
oCk>> i bet i can type faster and more accurately than you when drunkwarkwark> ive got cones.. ive got cones.. in 31 different flavors. each one i do savor.
9:ZeUs!! <ER>> so i came home to eat dinner and my parents were high on paint fumes
9:Robo Ref> Server crash attempt ()(1798805145)(200.193.201.53)(sec=2)
?go twtown, ITS FUUUUUUN!! TEE HEE *giggles* -Overstrand
Pearl Jam> BURPIN FROM SLURPIN THE CARBOX DIOXIDE
9:Warthog> i am herby suspending you of your cheese duties, no longer can you eat cheese
9:THE PUSHER> cats are tasty.. especially with soy sauce
6:PEGASiS> holy shit i stink.. deoderant wearing off
THE PUSHER> this bot's a lemon, I want my money back
9:Goddess <ER>> ok i shot the turkey and now he's all nicely wrapped and frozen...
Goddess <E> congrats... you now know your good in bed :P
9:Made You Look <ER>> o! o! Can u plz sign my chest! Plz!
AFPilot> people take a pilgramage 3 times a lifetime to lick my dung
Volcs> fuck, i'd do her.. AND IM STRAIGHT! lol
9:Spider <ZH>> its possible to love anyone I think. but if you choose to love an old person or vice versa you are a fucking queer
9:Spider <ZH>> how do you explain granny porn then Adam
help: (Carbon) (zone66): how many yomama!!!'s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 9:YoMama!!!> just one......i just wait and let the world revolve around me and screw it in
P~9:Cpt.Guano! <ZH>> a smile is just a frown turned upside down! 9:Cpt.Guano! <ZH>>
---> BrokenFist> Seriously though, I'd join your squad if you put an S at the front of the name
9:Overstrand> we get days off I don't care if you call it Rand day 9:Overstrand> if it means i get a day off its $$
9:Tigerex <ER>> I like to eat chocolate fingers whilst playing with my jesus action figue, ?go ww6
9:Spider <ZH>> my team has a bunch of "royal assassins" in it
9:Malice Mutt <ZH>> im a wanna be canadian im new to this bilingual crap
Stra> rand stop raping me, it's turning me on
Stealthwol> charizelda sounds like charizard swallowin zelda
9:Thorn> she has more hair down there than you have on your entire body. It's like blowing a buffalo
destroy> I'd have an excuse to go rioting around, I'd get myself a new TV
recon mari> i flew my fat happy blue ass around and look what happened :P
(11001100)>i dunno how to tell you this, but i think i love you!
pv=nrt> my boobies cna do loop de loops
I have started the new and improved auto spec bot! You are now on a time limit, and only I know what it is. HURRY! - Da Farmer!
1:StarWeaver <ZH>> dont want to know what kind of stuff goes on between those 2 behind the closed doors of private messaging
5:crazi> i am a vet, i take all rights away from people who arent me
BORG Leade> ur the grinch to me u homo
9:trippinted <ZH>> i had that problem in Junior high till ma mom check the history, too dock
9:THE PUSHER> jesus, I go away for a week and Robo comes to life.. guess we're proper fucked now
9:Robo Ref> I don't cry.. I rust.
6:Heatha> i love you here is a keyboard
6:Heatha> p.s. 1:Randedl> "2 for 1","free bj","stick it anywhere" etc
2
rty> shop ort-e, where all your food is ort, or ific9
oCk>> "starweaver is a pretty young grey elf female standing 6'3 and weighing 103 lbs"9:dcm <ZH>> we evolved from monkeys he evolved from horse?
If you squint your eyes funny they kinda look like slices of pizza shooting meatballs :S ?GO JAVS IF YOURE HUNGRY!! -Cpt.Guano! <ER>
Buja X> i need to practice flying through the little hole
crazi> how do u spell brocali
In honor of Randed becoming a ZH, I'll start trivia again - TriviaBot
6:Heatha> you die you back again. what is this magic
9:Overstrand> goddess, change your name to Tigeress....meow
Links:
Volume I: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/s...=&threadid=812
Volume II: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/s...&threadid=1840
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