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  • #31
    Once upon a time..
    USS Banana, friends call him Nerdina had almost 18k kills!

    USS Banana> i got 17999 kills
    USS Banana> and i refused to breach the 18k barrier as i was saving it for a special moment
    USS Banana> that all could enjoy
    USS Banana> so, the following day, utilizing the ?help command i asked to speak with TWs supreme commander
    USS Banana> and some idiot named Ewan responded, so i had to speak with him
    USS Banana> and i asked that they advert ppl to come to javs, and lock all in spec but me so i could fire a stray bomb and challenge the newbs to be the first to rush towards my jav bomb
    USS Banana> a special moment that would celebrate me
    USS Banana> and all they agreed to give me was some lame advert
    USS Banana> so i asked them to advert: USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, type ?go javs to e the first to catch his golden 18000 bomb
    USS Banana> instead the idiot adverts the first 2 parts of that message then says ?go javs for hunt
    USS Banana> AND RUINS MY SPECIAL PARTY BY LAMING IT DOWN TO A HUNT EVENT
    USS Banana> AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT AFTER I REFUSED TO PARTICIPATE THE HUNT BOT AUTOMATICLY RESET ALL SCORES
    USS Banana> AND I WAS SENT BACK TO 0!!!!!
    USS Banana> IT WAS A DISGRACE AND AN OUTRAGE

    LZ> who was the host?
    USS Banana> Kim
    USS Banana> that unbelievable prick
    USS Banana> kim was the one who defialed my advert
    USS Banana> and the one who "forgot" the bot would reset recs
    -Kawrae

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Scoop View Post
      this is about as bad as the time i accidentally deleted klay's score. the dude still hates me to this day.

      Kim paid up, think you should too.
      1:Ease> i probably am gay
      1:Ease> i just haven't realized it yet

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      • #33
        people really care that someone spent so much of their life playing in ?go javs that they deserved a celebration and shit? lol this is funny, a thread on someone's rec getting reset.. lol
        1:Blasphemy> if ur gonna put a jav in line
        1:Blasphemy> we gotta have people like eelam and kian in
        1:Blasphemy> from the beginning

        1:exquisite> u know whats wierd
        1:exquisite> having ur dad talk to u on AIM
        1:exquisite> like zzzzz
        1:Ease> you think thats wierd?
        1:exquisite> ya
        1:Ease> try skipping school
        1:Ease> and having ur mom IM you
        1:Kian> LOL EASE
        1:Collusion> LOOL
        1:exquisite> LOL

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        • #34
          Kim, want to accidently reset my lifeban to 0 days? -vys
          Best warbird to ever enter trenchwars

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          • #35
            I bet da1 remembers when i accidentally reset go javs aswell :P
            1:PaulOakenfold> thunder doesn't have a map;... gonna join nc17
            1:PaulOakenfold> it's been real
            1:Vitja> thunders map is ?go twlj
            1:Vitja> afk
            1:Underground> haha vit
            1:Kian> LOL VITJA

            -Sk8 site and forums: www.sk8squad.org

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            • #36
              Originally posted by schope View Post
              i blame duel pasta

              he was the one that told kim to host it
              agreed I blame DuelPasta as well
              ?find dads revenge

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                or veh's, for that matter. too many warzone mishaps to name. by the way, hey lio.
                heya Jeenyuss, how's it hanging?
                Regency> not in for dd lol
                Regency> would rather eat some cock ;<

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                • #38
                  you got owned USS, hahaha damn whiner!

                  same for rednaz, "oh noooo I lost my 40k score :"!!!!!!!

                  But this doesn't mean I'm with Kim, still a stupid mistake!

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                  • #39
                    I already made it up to him, don't be so mean to me
                    ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                    Failure teaches success.
                    .
                    

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Kim View Post
                      I already made it up to him, don't be so mean to me
                      How?
                      9:Basti> any1 want pw for squad BlowJob?
                      9:Inaphyt> no basti i want you to give me the password to your room so you can give me a blowjob
                      9:Basti> sure
                      9:Basti> we can take a basing duel in my bed
                      9:Inaphyt> hahahaha
                      9:Basti> i'll score
                      9:Basti> i'll ride my ship into ur cram
                      9:Basti> and take the flag
                      9:Inaphyt> ROFL
                      9:Basti> and finally lay a mine there

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                      • #41
                        blah blah blah no one even cares that i had a much worse death rec than USS . i had over 20,000 deaths that got reset in kims accident. I dont give a flying fuck! boo hoo! it was annoying for the day,. i got over it.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by PolluX View Post
                          Ok it's funny. Ok it's a stupid game, but Kim shouldn't make such a mistake. Why apology for her?
                          If she didn't realise the bot would reset she obviously can't be staff anymore.
                          I wonder where this is going... Will she get kicked from staff?
                          If not I bet she sucks some incredible cock.
                          'nough said
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by stargazer. View Post
                            blah blah blah no one even cares that i had a much worse death rec than USS . i had over 20,000 deaths that got reset in kims accident. I dont give a flying fuck! boo hoo! it was annoying for the day,. i got over it.
                            Dude, you made this thread, he hasn't even posted in it.
                            Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                            5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Kim View Post
                              hi pollux
                              hey Kim,

                              Originally posted by Kim View Post
                              I already made it up to him, don't be so mean to me
                              So when did you made it up to him? We aren't mean; we are using this platform to express our ideas on probably the least important aspect of our lives: 'something that has gone bad in Subspace' Olaa Di Da.

                              I wonder, did you made it up to him on the spot, should have been the right thing to do. If you openly apologized on forum, I think USS would be kind of satisfied with that.
                              I also wonder what you did to make it up to him, and knowing USS is a gay tard and you suck some great cock (and seems you are male) Da1 and I had a discussion a few days ago about you two...

                              Originally posted by Da1andonly View Post
                              1:PolluX_> gay sex is better than no sex
                              1:PolluX_> you can quote me on that!


                              ...!
                              The stupid Fin just didn't understand me...
                              some are wise, some are otherwise

                              1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
                              1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
                              1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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                              • #45
                                lol, Pollux - TW's peace keeper.

                                Anyway, we gave USS Banana a record of 5002-0 in javs.
                                ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                                Failure teaches success.
                                .
                                

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