FUNNIEST Conversations EVER HAD in game! Post all you want!

Originally posted by dads revenge View Post

the rest of the Max B convo was way better you should have put that up

For those of you who want to read this long ass thing its well worth it.
If you didnt notice i wasnt payin attention till megaman89 pointed it out,
thank you mega <3

I bolded the important parts.

Look at this pic of Max B and read.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2280/img4530n.jpg

4:cripple> none of u will ever have a hot gf like mm89 (including me)
4:MAX B> i dont know man, we are both pretty taditional
4:cripple> afk
4:diakka> people can get married in a drive thru and only one of them has to be awake
4:MAX B> nah dude, we are totally not like that
4:diakka> not saying you are
4:Spider> I do the question thing but Ive done it too much in the past. Thats possible to do. It become a weird interrigation and our conversation got this funny vibe and it sounded out of place when I said shit
4:violence> how can megaman have gf
4:Spider> it was pretty crazy
4:MAX B> megaman got a bowlcut
4:cripple> his gf has spent more money on him then your mom has on child support vio
1:Havok> look at the girl in messes pic
1:Havok> or look at vys gf
4:MAX B> my girl is exactly what I want in life, and to be honest, I know I coudln't get a girl as beautiful and with the personality she's got, I hate the typical american chicks, who are wicked superficial
4:MAX B> like shes definitely not with me for my looks, cuz I would never get someone that good looking
4:Leveller> blame MusicTV
4:miDoeNT> lol max, sounds like ur the superficial one!! =)
4:diakka> i am 19, im afraid of committment, my views might change, but i have seen too many divorces to think i could ever believe i would ever want to committ everything i have into something so unecessary
4:MAX B> nah dude, I mean I definitely wouldnt date/marry an ugly girl though
4:miDoeNT> well yeah
4:TagMor> and u are gay
4:cripple> max how old are you bro?
4:MAX B> 21
4:cripple> ahh
4:cripple> good =)
4:MAX B> I never expected to get married this young
4:Leveller> that's quite young age to get married =)
4:diakka> is she pregnant
4:MAX B> I know man, I know
4:MAX B> nope
4:MAX B> we aren't having kids for 5-6 years
4:TagMor> is her dad loaded?
4:cripple> wow you alrdy planned this out
4:MAX B> actually in brazilian terms, ya
4:MAX B> hes a millionaire in American dollars
4:Leveller> how'd you two meet
4:miDoeNT> little max b's lagging through crams aww
4:TagMor> i see
4:cripple> LOL MID
4:MAX B> she was an exhcange student at my aunts 4 years ago
4:MAX B> in chicago
4:MAX B> we started hanging out and hsit
4:diakka> wait, so your gf is an illegal immigrant?
4:MAX B> then that enedned, she went back to brazil
4:MAX B> thne she got a modeling contract
4:dads revenge> shoe model?
4:TagMor> oh she is brazilian?
4:diakka> wow is it illegal for her to be in the country is she doesnt marry you
4:TagMor> and good looking
4:diakka> why*/wow
4:TagMor> and you are ugly
4:MAX B> did that for a year+ but she was all over the world, and she they wanted to send her to australia for a 6 month modeling contact
4:TagMor> it is quite common
4:MAX B> so she quit and became an au pair
4:TagMor> she will leave you when she gets citizenship
4:cripple> ROLF
4:MAX B> so she could be close to me, but she could only do that for 2 years
4:diakka> why doesnt she just become a citizen
4:cripple> thats what it sounds like
4:cripple> tag
4:MAX B> well, you cant just become a citizen lol
4:diakka> you have to work for it
4:MAX B> nah dude, she doesnt care about being a citizen
4:diakka> you can
4:TagMor> my uncle did the same thing
4:MAX B> its just that she wont be able to live here
4:TagMor> he is a fat american who married a good looking brazilian girl
4:MAX B> lol trust me its not for citizneship or money she is richer than i am
4:diakka> move to her place then
4:TagMor> she left him a year after after marriage
4:MAX B> she just would have to leave
4:Leveller> old men go to thailand or russia for hot women here :/
4:MAX B> lol I know trust me theres plenty like that
4:MAX B> i am not old, fat or anything
4:TagMor> or brazil
4:MAX B> i jsut dont want to move to brazil
4:TagMor> brazil, russia, and phillipines are the big 3
4:cripple> so guys
4:MAX B> I am graduating college in december, gonna be working for state street bank
4:cripple> my steroids are working now
4:cripple> i can finally do the titty dance
4:MAX B> congrats =)
4:dads revenge> problem solved Spider http://www.chinabride.com/gen/main.html
4:MAX B> i mean, i know its fucking insane, I am young, got a big future ahead of me, but she is the exact girl I want, our personalities are so complementary, she is beautiful
1:FieryFire> jsd
1:FieryFire> jd
4:TagMor> if i was rich i would move somewhere where u are allowed many wives
4:MAX B> but my family loves her, I love her, and I want to be with her for the rest of my life
4:cripple> how'd you propose to her
4:TagMor> and have 1 of each ethnicity
4:Leveller> tagmor, you can do that anywhere just become a muslim
4:TagMor> no u cant
4:diakka> did pa propose to mirr on this game
4:MAX B> well, I went to China this summer for study abroad, and after I got back from that we realized our relationship was incredibly strong, so I was thinking to myself, shit I don;t wnat to lose her
4:TagMor> yeh she suckered u in
4:MAX B> so I rented a hotel, and she was in the bathroom getting ready to go out,m and when she came out I called her over, kneeled downm took out the ring
1:Havok> lol
4:MAX B> and told her I know its crazy we are young, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you... Will you marry me?
1:Havok> ive been sitting here for 5 hours
1:Havok> we havnt been able to get one
1:FieryFire> got back
1:Havok> so no
1:FieryFire> mega
1:FieryFire> lets officially
1:FieryFire> recruit
1:FieryFire> havoks
1:FieryFire> pick
1:FieryFire> i forgot the name
4:diakka> thats soooo...rom STFU
1:FieryFire> winter?
1:Havok> winky
4:diakka> jk
4:MAX B> =(
1:FieryFire> that just sounds ilke a pedophile
4:diakka> <3
1:FieryFire> winky
4:cripple> how'd she react
4:diakka> she cried
1:FieryFire> i know my own race
4:diakka> and said yes
1:FieryFire> they're aren't that stupid
4:cripple> did she call u big papi
1:FieryFire> lol
4:MAX B> she was like are you serious??? she gave me the biggest hug, and said absolutely big papi
4:TagMor> loool
4:cripple> ROFL
4:diakka> lol
4:cripple> NO SHE DIDNT
1:Havok> i dont think she isnt real
4:Leveller> stfu
4:cripple> TAKE OUT BIG PAPI
4:Leveller> =D
4:TagMor> ROFL
4:MAX B> any of you live in boston, wanna come check out the wedding if you dont believe me =)
4:MAX B> july 25
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> Well When I got engaged, my fiance's father fucked me over :< I asked the day before I asked her. (as per her familt traditions.) Her said yes, but he fucking TOLD her my plan! :<
4:MAX B> then in december, we are going to brazil and gonna have another wedding there with her family and stuff
4:TagMor> lol hms
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> Should have guessed the engagement would fail there.
4:MAX B> owned HMS
4:cripple> so you have your whole life planned out with her eh?
4:Leveller> stargazer he propably tried to talk her out of it
4:TagMor> that is when they kill you and take your kydneys
4:MAX B> ya crip we are getting apartment nexy month in bsoton
4:cripple> i got 1 question
4:cripple> what would u do if u were jacking off 2 months after ur wedding and u saw ur gf on bangbus
4:MAX B> ya
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> lol Actually he was so happy. He has a family of daughters. He wanted a son-in-law so badly
4:MAX B> LOL crip her mom got cancer =(
4:MAX B> oh thought u said her mom
4:cripple> ..
4:MAX B> LOOOOOOL
4:MAX B> i would kill her ass yo
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> crip, I'd be like. I married a pron star. sweet.
4:MAX B> she was virgin before we started dating
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> And I would have the power in the relationship forever.
4:TagMor> a brazilian virgin??
4:TagMor> she musta been 5 years old
4:Leveller> modelling, brazilian, there's always a chance that she's been asked to do porn =P
4:cripple> LOL
4:MAX B> LOOOL haters
4:TagMor> i believed you until the virgin part
4:MAX B> she was in some amrani exchnage ads
4:MAX B> lol i got nothing to prove
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> I'm bored. Tagmor, start an arguement.
4:TagMor> lol trying
3:TWBot1> Next elim is starting. Type ?go elimbeta to play
4:TagMor> so is ur wife religious?
4:MAX B> li will send you guys pic =if u dont believe me lol
4:TagMor> ok
4:TagMor> just upload it to iamgeshack
4:TagMor> and link us
4:MAX B> ytw
4:MAX B> ye one sec
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> Link..
4:MAX B> my bad got kicked off
4:MAX B> this from last week, i look mad goofy though lol
4:TagMor> ?
4:MAX B> http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2280/img4530n.jpg
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> Creature, is that chick your namesake?
4:MAX B> hi haters
4:Creature> which
1:Havok>
1:Havok>
1:Havok>
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> That pick max linked.
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2280/img4530n.jpg
4:TagMor> give her 6months and she will be fkn everybody in ur apartment block
4:megaman89> jesus fuk spit water all over my keyboard
1:megaman89> havok
1:megaman89> look how ugly that kid is1
4:MAX B> my bad mega, i forgot to do up my bowlcut like you, dont have the hooknose either
1:Havok> who
4:megaman89> LOL
4:megaman89> i forgive u
4:megaman89> ur cross eyed prolly lookin at wrong guy
1:Havok> ROFL
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> Question: Who is prettier: MAX B's chick or that Chick from the bodybuilder forum?
1:Havok> WHO IS THAT
4:cripple> LOL
4:MAX B> dam you guys for real?
4:MAX B> tough fukin crow
4:Havok> WHO IS THAT!?
4:Havok> ROFL
4:Havok> most awkward couple ever
4:TagMor> max and his brazilian wife
4:TagMor> lool
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> Not really MAX. But dude, I have one word for you..
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> Daaaaamn :<
4:MAX B> why?
4:Havok> max b goes out with the first lady?
4:MAX B> i mean im no fucking tom cruise, but jesus
1:megaman89> ROFL
1:megaman89> ROFL
4:H.M.S. Stargazer> You claim you are Jesus?
1:Havok> LOL
Qualified is out. 9 wins 10 losses
1:megaman89> IM CRYING SO HARD
1:megaman89> CONTACTS FELL OUT
4:Havok> lookin at you makes me look at basers differently!
4:MAX B> why havok
MVP: Kim
4:MAX B> i seriously dont get the hate, i mean i think shes beautiful, and if you guys are really judging me thats mad hjomo
1:Havok> LOL
Tapzu> 2
1:megaman89> ROFOl
1:Havok> NOW IM CRYIN AFTER THAT
4:Havok> jesus thinks shes beautiful
4:TagMor> so how old was she when she was virgin?
4:Havok> they are saving it
Get ready. Game will start in 10 seconds
4:Havok> for marriage
4:MAX B> nah lol
GO! GO! GO!
4:MAX B> i met her when she was 17
4:Jeenyuss> max b the picture you posted was of you and your girlfriend?
4:megaman89> like she could wait any longer when she saw max
4:MAX B> fiancee
4:megaman89> she jumped right on that
4:TagMor> i see
4:MAX B> LOL
4:MAX B> took awhile
1:Havok> LOL
1:Havok> TOOK A WHILE
1:Havok> ROFL
1:Havok> CRYING
1:Havok> AFK
1:megaman89> LOL
4:Havok> LOL how long of a while
4:MAX B> oi guess i gotta see all the supermodels you guys are dating
4:MAX B> 2 years
1:Havok> ROFL
1:Havok> OMG
4:Jeenyuss> max your girlfriend's good looking
4:Havok> OMG
4:MAX B> everyone hating on me jeeny
4:cripple> yo hav?
4:Jeenyuss> they're racist
4:MAX B> thanks though, we are getting married this summer
Qualified - Double kill!
4:Jeenyuss> don't understand the finer things in life like mocha flavored poon
4:MAX B> lol
4:dads revenge> Jeen is just trying to hook up with the sister
4:Havok> crip
4:Jeenyuss> congrats though max.
4:MAX B> thanks homey!
1:Havok> im in the mood to watch planet of the apes
Qualified - Double kill!
4:MAX B> i just wanna see everyones dime piece gfs that they call her ugly
1:Havok> thats gonna be one ugly kid
Kim - Double kill!
1:megaman89> LOL SAY IT IN TWD CHAT PLZ
4:MAX B> HMS, havok and mega holla
1:megaman89> LETS OWN HIM
4:megaman89> ok
4:TagMor> my gf is a kmart model
4:cripple> oh god
4:cripple> LOL
4:dads revenge> manican?
4:TagMor> she could be
4:TagMor> except with a pussy
4:Havok> thats gonna be one ugly fuckin kid
4:TagMor> and soft titties
4:Havok> lookin like a cross eyed monkey and shit
1:Havok> LOLOLOLOL
4:MAX B> LOL
1:megaman89> ROFL
4:megaman89> LOL
4:MAX B> i am not cross eyed b
4:megaman89> u want naked or clothes pic max
4:TagMor> you look kinda uneasy
4:MAX B> of u or her?
4:Havok> ROFL
4:megaman89> both
4:Havok> UNEASY SAY THE LEAST TAGMOR
4:Havok> ROFL
4:megaman89> HAVOK STOP
4:megaman89> CANT SEE
4:MAX B> havok talkin tough
4:Havok> HE LOOKS LIKE HE SHIT HIS PANTS SITTING NEXT SO SOMEONE WITH A VAGINA
4:Havok> ROFL
4:cripple> mega i wanna see u w/o clothes
4:TagMor> ROFL
4:cripple> lets go
4:MAX B> like he aint rockin thick rimmed glasses mad goofy over there
4:megaman89> crip i sent u how many naked pix over my phone
4:megaman89> enuff
4:MAX B> mega, clothed please
4:TagMor> show us another pic
4:cripple> meg i lost ur # =(
4:Havok> DAMN THAT ACNE HAS A HEAD ON IT
Tengan> nice beng
Beng> Ty
1:megaman89> ROFL HAVOk
1:megaman89> UR
1:megaman89> KILLING
1:megaman89> ME
(cripple)>LOOOOOOOOL
(cripple)>LOOOOOOOOL
(cripple)>LOOOOOOOOL
(cripple)>LOOOOOOOOL
1:megaman89> ROFL
(cripple)>LOOOOOOOOL
(cripple)>LOOOOOOOOL
(cripple)>LOOOOOOOOL
1:Havok> LOL
1:Havok> IM KILLIN MYSELF
4:megaman89> this my non brazilian girl
4:megaman89> http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t...ass/kayla1.jpg
4:TagMor> lies
4:megaman89> why would i lie
4:cripple> show it w/ u and her so theyll believe
4:TagMor> why would you have a selfpic?
4:cripple> i can look for the logs with it
4:megaman89> he asked to see my gf
4:cripple> somewhere
4:violence> how u get girls when u fulltime space warrior megamin
4:megaman89> only u think i am vio
4:cripple> mega just show w/ u n her
4:megaman89> pos azn
3:TWBot1> Next elim is starting. Type ?go elimbeta to play
4:cripple> ive logged too much of dice chat
4:cripple> cant find it
4:violence> i never not seen u in game l0l
H.M.S. Sta> 2
Tapzu> 20
4:MAX B> mega shes aight
This will be Javelin elim. VOTE: How many deaths? (1-10)
Tapzu> 3
4:MAX B> not my type but nice titties
H.M.S. Sta> 3
H.M.S. Sta> 1
4:megaman89> too white?
4:violence> max b mad ego
4:Havok> LOL CUZ UR TYPE IS HORSE GUMS
Tengan> 0
Tapzu> 0
4:MAX B> http://i42.tinypic.com/egcvpf.jpg
4:megaman89> LOL
4:MAX B> wtf vio
1:megaman89> LOL
1:megaman89> FUKIN KILLING ME
1:Havok> LOLOLOLOL
1:megaman89> LOL
4:cripple> k my turn
4:violence> sry
4:cripple> ill post 1 w/ me and my girl
4:violence> last girl i fuked looks like chewbacca
4:Havok> LOL U FROM NYC? me TOO!
4:violence> jk
4:MAX B> word hav? where u live?
4:Havok> bayside
Tapzu - On Fire!(5:0)
4:dads revenge> cmon max acro is all you tonight
4:MAX B> acro?
4:cripple> k
4:cripple> ok
4:dads revenge> go 4wayjavs for acro
4:cripple> im on the left
4:cripple> http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1056456775m.jpg
4:Jeenyuss> max do you live in europe
4:cripple> thats all for u meg
4:MAX B> boston
H.M.S. Sta> wow
4:megaman89> LOL CRIP
4:megaman89> LO
4:megaman89> L
4:MAX B> crip you are buff bro
4:cripple> thats some real talk right there
4:MAX B> havok yo lets see your pic
4:megaman89> havok too hot for ss
4:Havok> look it up on galleries
4:megaman89> trust me i saw his nudes
4:Havok> im not in the mood to make links
4:MAX B> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAVOK
1:megaman89> dude if he makes fun of u
4:MAX B> emooooooooooooo
1:megaman89> im going to laugh myself to death
4:MAX B> ROFL
1:megaman89> b/c he is the ugliest creature i ever saw
1:Havok> LOL
4:MAX B> nice haircut u pussy ass piece of shit
1:megaman89> ROFL
4:megaman89> LOL
4:cripple> here we go
4:megaman89> POPCORN READY
4:MAX B> that tattoo goes hard
4:megaman89> DING DING DING
4:Havok> just cuz im stylish and dont take my dads sweaters out with my horse doesnt mean im emo
4:cripple> LOL
1:FieryFire> lol
1:FieryFire> wtf r u guys
1:FieryFire> watching
4:MAX B> dads sweaters?
4:MAX B> you wear fucking hollister guy
3:TWBot2> Next belim is starting. Type ?go belimbeta to play
H.M.S. Sta> 2
4:Havok> YOUR POINT!?
Tapzu> 2
Tengan> 2
4:Havok> LOL
This will be Javelin elim. VOTE: How many deaths? (1-10)
4:MAX B> you live in nyc rofl and you wear hollister
4:Havok> AGAIN
4:Havok> YOUR POINT?
4:MAX B> dude check out the stores i shop at claling yourself stylish
1:megaman89> ff
1:megaman89> r u on twd chat?
4:MAX B> oak, supreme, nom de guerre
4:MAX B> roooofl
1:megaman89> ur missing it all
Get ready. Game will start in 10 seconds
4:Havok> DUDE THAT SWEATER IS FROM GOOD WILL
4:MAX B> its from j.crew
4:MAX B> lol
4:megaman89> LOL
GO! GO! GO!
4:cripple> LOL GOOD WILL
4:MAX B> relax though
3:TWBot1> Next elim is starting. Type ?go elimbeta to play
4:MAX B> even megas chick hotter than those corny white girls
4:cripple> uh oh
4:MAX B> dam yo i needed some humor
4:Havok> next time u want a bride dont look up brazilian-mail horse
4:Havok> then talk to me
Tengan> LOL
4:megaman89> LOL
4:MAX B> this face is priceless though
4:MAX B> http://gallery.trenchwars.org/img/20...7753d204f6.jpg
4:Havok> YEH I KNOW ACNE FREE
4:Havok> GRAB SOME CLEARASIL BABYl!
4:megaman89> havok has exotic eyes that turn me the fuk on
4:Havok> maybe u can move up in the animal kingdom
4:megaman89> LOL
4:Havok> horse-to monkey
4:cripple> ROFL

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