FUNNIEST Conversations EVER HAD in game! Post all you want!

[Havok]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDNT LOOK AT BOTTOM OF POST THIS IS MAX B

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2280/img4530n.jpg

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WHOEVER WAS THERE LAST NIGHT FOR THE DISCUSSION I LOVE YOU.

ffs THAT SHIT ISN'T FUNNY WHATSOEVER


sigh

[Accord]

1:scoop> herm
1:scoop> dd
1:chuckle> herm dont come
1:chuckle> DONT COME
1:chuckle> CANCEL
1:hermit> wat?
1:chuckle> SO WE CAN PLAY QUAKE
1:hermit> oh
1:scoop> chuck get the match after this one is voided
(MatchBot17)>A game of 4vs4 TWDD versus Quake will start in ?go twdd4 in 30 seconds
1:Lockdown> LOL
1:scoop> wow you fu****
1:chuckle> i wanted to play quake
1:scoop> ur sposed to keep it on the dl
1:chuckle> i went to diff arena
A TWD Dueling match between Pirates(#2) and Quake(#1) is starting. Type ?go twdd4 to see them battle it out! -MatchBot1
1:hermit> LOL
1:chuckle> FU**
1:chuckle> LOL
1:chuckle> AFK
(Riverside)>wtf?

[fLaReD]

i don't have a log, but the last time missleesha hosted radio was pretty damn funny. weak and struck will remember it

piss on you

[HateTheFake]

1Pure_Luck> everyone laugh at wark
1Pure_Luck> beat him in 10 seconds
1:Kahlan> haha
1Dameon Angell> lol wark
1:Kahlan> What happened?
1:WarkWark> I got newbed by a terrible chess lame
1:WarkWark> lolol
1Pure_Luck> took us longer to join the game
1:SpaceHiker> ROFL
1:Kahlan> lol
1:Jelly <ER>> hahahaha
1:A I> HAHAHAHAHAHA WARKY!!!
1:Htf <ER>> ROFL

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1:Hadouken!> why did they put the bullet proof glass up in obama's speech? just cuz he is black dont mean hes going to shoot anybody

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Gyarados> how does this make sense...i team pmed deathcaps and 4 of them said 'not enough on'

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Streak!: Infrared (42:0) Best Streak of the Session!
Streak!: Infrared (43:0) Best Streak of the Session!
Barwarp, streaks, and scorereset are active. Enjoy! -RoboBot
Streak!: hypnotic* (1:0) Best Streak of the Session!
Streak!: hypnotic* (2:0) Best Streak of the Session!
Leak> lolll haha
hypnotic*>
Hate The F> LOL infared
Leak> haha infrared
Infrared> who did that
Hate The F> all that runnin for nothing
Tripsis> lool

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6emocrat> if anyone has sex with my sister, it's gonna be me

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guy le dou> im going to use my toaster as a modem like dald

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Pummel> i sold all my gold for mana and cast 'girlfriend' spell, which depleted half of my mana
Pummel> it lasted 3 hours
Wark <ER>> Pummel the only spell you ended up with was everlasting virgin
Wark <ER>> level 50.

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Time for everyones favorite event, no not score resetting in go javs. Type ?go deathmatch to play - Wark <ER>

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6:STOMPA> next person that types is a loser

(long silence)

6:STOMPA> lol u guys
61st0rt> eased
6:Nimesh> stompa ur a loser
6:STOMPA> wtf
6aralyze> loser
6:Nimesh> loser
6:STOMPA> u dicks


meh just a few from the database

[PjOtTeR]

1 word to rule them all....:

SOILDERZ

close 2nd:

Moltencock

[Maverick]

Check The Subspace Quotes Database

come on man, you KNOW that shit is only funny for yourself or persons who were with you.

[Havok]

Here is a compilation of some of the shit I have saved through the time ive spent playing this game, hopefully if your bored it will give you a few good laughs. Enjoy and post you're own.

After smurf losing a bd

1:cripple> smurf you better hope to god i dont ever meetu irl cuz im going to smash ur face so far into the cement ur going to fucking swallow roach shit
1:cripple> 'u piece of fucking chupacabra ass fucking asphalt looking 40 year old virgin shitheaded FUCK
(TWDBot)>Your squad rating has just changed from 1226 to 1204, after losing your Basing match vs Penetrate. You are #6 in TWBD - For detailed info go to http://twd.trenchwars.org/showgame/89990799
(havok)>jd count
1:cripple> fucking SUCK
1:cripple> my DICK
1:cripple> god


Chief Utsav Narrates a BD between Thunder and Pirates

Chief Utsa> the Pirates have taken over the flag ship, but lightning shall strike in the form of a thunderous roar as Burnt charges forward like a hungry mountain lion stalking its unfortunate prey
1:Mootland Farmer> LOL
4:euforia> duel?
1:Chief Utsav> LOL
Jrahen> dýe ýrl
cremation> so when did u come out of the closet chief
1:havok> omg
1:havok> im crying
1:Viper <ER>> no game?
1:Viper <ER>> afk.
Mootland F> When he found havok inside with him
Chief Utsa> Hercules eludes his hunters as he hides in the thicket of Brazil's dense forestry
cremation> cuties
havok> rofl
Jrahen> chýef bout to axe u
Stayon> do it
Chief Utsa> but all is not well in the land of the carribbean as Burnt makes a dead on strike
Chief Utsa> OH BUT the Pirates reclaim their treasure trove
Stayon> LOL
Stayon> stfu
Chief Utsa> Zeus throws his heavenly might as Thunder reclaims the mountaintop
Chief Utsa> but Jack Sparrow leads his dastardly crew


Caught talkin shit about riske after askin him to jd and him playing afk

4:havok> jd?
1:Chief Utsav> GOOD QUESTION HAVOK
1:Mootland Farmer> I am friends with quite a few of the dicers
1:Mootland Farmer> Like Chief, a2m etc
1:Chief Utsav> but we're best friends
1:Mootland Farmer> ...
Laser is NOT ready to begin
1:Chief Utsav> right?
1:havok> what base ship are you?
1:Mootland Farmer> Shark
1:havok> good we need u to replace riske
1:havok> afk
1:Chief Utsav> LOL
1:Mootland Farmer> LOL
Laser is ready to begin
1:Chief Utsav> havok stop interrogating
DaRuler> ready itz
1:Mootland Farmer> Havok playing a recon mission
1:riske> yea or ill pretend to not be here for even more jd's
1:riske> afk
4:Red Beard> twbd
1:Chief Utsav> LOL
1:Mootland Farmer> LOLL
1:Chief Utsav> LOL
1:havok> LOL
1:havok> ASSHOLE
1:riske> LOL
1:Chief Utsav> lol shit

This was a serious conversation believe it or not.

Chief Utsa> dude woah
Chief Utsa> i just
Chief Utsa> WOAH
Chief Utsa> had a feeling
1:Smurf> its ok mega gave me lj final start
Chief Utsa> miss my mom
FieryFire> u discovered girls over 18+?
1:grandmastahs> shut up u immigrants
Chief Utsa> LOL
havok> rofl
Chief Utsa> I MISS MY MOM
1:Smurf> so u can all live with that lol
Chief Utsa> WTF LOL
havok> WTF
havok> ROFL
havok> OMG
Chief Utsa> LOL
havok> LOLOLOL
FieryFire> hahahah
Chief Utsa> IM SO SAD RIGHT NOQW
havok> DUDE I CANT STOP LAUGHIN
Chief Utsa> LOL
havok> im loggin this chat
Chief Utsa> LOL NO
FieryFire> send her a present
FieryFire> write her a card
Chief Utsa> i talked to her on phone bit ago
havok> omg


The typical MHZ

6:BElimAlert> baseelim voted: Javelin elim in base to 5
DuelBot> Score: 10-8
DuelBot> You have defeated 'mhz' score: (10-8)
MHz> lol
MHz> u suck
MHz> gave u that 1

Being Racist

fold> SUB a n** in
fold> <---
W>TF> LOL FOLD
apt> APT IN
W>TF> im putting fold in
Johnie> LOl
MODERATOR WARNING: Racist words/names/squads/arenas/banners are not allowed in SSCU Trench Wars. Continue and you will be banned! -Left_Eye
EvilDeed> jd?
W>TF> 2fer
fold> uh oh jedi master lefteye warned me
W>TF> gj
MITB> LOL
W>TF> llo
MITB> LOL fold

ALL OF THIS INSPIRED BY MAX B!

4:MAX B> like shes definitely not with me for my looks, cuz I would never get someone that good looking4:MAX B> nah dude, I mean I definitely wouldnt date/marry an ugly girl
though
4:MAX B> http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2280/img4530n.jpg