Santa messages - post here

[Rab]

Dear Santa,
Plz deliver stricter lag limits in TSL. Also lifeban anyone who aliases. Thx.

[pee pee sock]

Deer sana, can u give me an elastick so i can put it around my dick to make it go num so it feels like someone elses dick in my hand. Amen.

[GLYDE123]

Dear Santa,
Pls give the Boston Bruins a Stanley cup.

P.s pls give me a get out of a ban card for tsl

[Jerome Scuggs]

Dear santa,

Open up a bible, check out James 5:1-6. Please deliver ASAP.

yours truly,
therome

[hellmouth]

Dear Santa: Please deliver kiDDos' lump of coal up his tailpipe. - hellmouth

[qan]

Getting close to the deadline, so please get your messages in!

I should have been more clear that we obviously can't include profanity in messages. If you don't want your message edited or censored, please edit it in the next few days. Also, as usual, if there's absolutely no lightheartedness to your comment in a season intended to be filled with levity, it may not make it in. If you feel inclined to complain about this terrible injustice, please write me a ?message, because it will make me smile.

[kthx]

My message, Merry Christmas, 2 genders, 2 scoops, 2 terms.

[Wirah]

Dear Santa, Please give me unlimited ballpower on Xmas day!

Wirah

[Vys]

Dear Santa, please bring back Ogron. It feels like He's died. I don't want him to be a forgotten ghost.

[inertube]

I love me some scantily clad elves.

[qan]

Pretty much last call, going to do these sometime this weekend.

[Ricko]

I second Vys' comment.

Also Fork - your wife is now a lesbian and cheated? Ouch.

[Fork]

I second Vys' comment.

Also Fork - your wife is now a lesbian and cheated? Ouch.

Yup, she's actually on her 2nd girlfriend already 😂. What a year lmao.

[Tiny]

Santa, Please bring back TSL for Christmas break!

-Everyone

[qan]

---XMAS MSGS ARE DONE---

No more submissions will be accepted. Jesus that was a lot of work. Map should be up soon.