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[genocidal]

Originally posted by Project
Hard to incorporate physical comedy in text,
Steve Harvey, Kings of Comedy:

You see, black people are different than white people. Black people, we see someone running, we don't stop to figure out whats going on, we just start running. White people gotta be all curious and go find out whats the matter. Someone running away from a fire, a white person goes "Hey, why is everybody- OH SHIT WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME???" Black folk, we get our information while we moving. "Hey man, what are we running for? Oh ok, yeah." You see, black people just react.

::Gets up and starts running::
::stops::

Damn I bet 5 of y'all got up right there!

all of the kings of comedy is the shit. hughley, cedric, and steve harvey are all really funny but my favourite comedian in that set was definitely the 4th guy. he was fucking funny and i can't even remember his name.

'milk and cookies'

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"you can please a duck, but you can't please a fat duck" -old russian proverb

[Vitron2]

Pythagorean theorem: ............................. 24 words.
Lord's prayer: ................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: ........................... 67 words.
10 Commandments: ................................. 179 words.
Gettysburg address: .............................. 286 words.
Declaration of Independence: ................... 1,300 words.
US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.


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[Fatal|ty]

Drop your pants and grab your warbird!

[GHB]

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CApAzo> milk-man, stfu no1 likes u
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[pixelsoft]

6:Relief> go play gauntlet, newbie zone.
shut up> ?find relief
Relief is in SSCU Trench Wars


gg.

[ZeUs!!]

Not the best of ideas if you walk about the TW forums implying TW is a newbie zone

[Fatal|ty]

I agree!