The story of the sad little boi

[Ara]

Let's create a story of the sad lil boi who DDoS attacked our
beloved SSCU Trench Wars server.

Here's how it goes, I will start the story and you will continue it.
Make it short, only a few sentences please, so everyone can
join the fun and not get too bored of reading.

Let's make this work!

Ok, here it starts:

"One day a sad little boi, who was so frustrated in his sad sad
little world, decided to become evil! Just like those who had
teased him in school. He.. "

continue the story as you wish!

[Ewan]

"...didn't like what was happening to himself so he thought it would be a good idea to get his own back on his friends. The next day, him and his friend went bowling (which happened to be their favourite class..."

Oh sorry, this isn't Columbine, my bad.

Ok, here's the real deal.

"...Went home to his Dad who happened to be a Computer programmer and asked for help. His Dad, the pervert that he was, didn't listen to him and just told his son to go away so he could download his pornography. When he asked his Mum for help, she..."

~Ewan

[yung]

"...He kept receiving encouragement to DoS the server, because all he really wanted was attention, and he recieved that very same attention from the Trench Wars community. As he pondered a 'cease fire', he decided to read the forums, and after skimming through 10000 threads that revolved around him, he felt quiet the man, subsequently deciding to further packet the server."



Enough with these threads already, honestly... packet kids have power issues, don't fuel their motivation, stop hanging on the nuts.

I liked the other ending too, until that cocksucker edited his thread from "...he died. The End." To Something stupid.

[ZeUs!!]

... and cum his pants...

[Ephemeral]

Suspects.....
- anyone who has been banned over the last 2 weeks
- Telcat (has the time and talent)
- Spinsanity (since he has proven he likes ruining the game/community)
- Sika (perhaps he's working on new lag cheats)
- My wife (she doesn't like me playing so much)

[yung]

Originally posted by Ephemeral
Suspects.....
- Telcat (has the time and talent)
- Sika (perhaps he's working on new lag cheats)

TelCat? Time and Skill? You're kidding right? It doesn't take much time or skill to DoS something... And even so, i still doubt TelCat has the 'skills' to do it. I refer you to her thread about 'curing' the server, hahah. And the one about sika is a joke right? well let's hope so eph, cuz i knows0rs that you knows0rs that sika is a pretty outlandish suspect, im sure it was a joke though

[yung]

personally, i think it's your wife

[Machine of God]

If its so damn quick and easy to do this, like you guys say, why doesnt every person that is annoyed with this game just come on and ddos attack it. I highly doubt its THAT easy.

[yung]

because the majority of the subspace community is made up of people like you.

and others just have ethics and morals.

[Zerzera]

I bet it was Zeus, he thought we really needed more input on the forums.. and what do we do when we can't play?....

[Ephemeral]

yung,
I was angling for a laugh, I thought I was so over-the-top that folks would know that I was joking.

[Ilya]

It was someone from DSB or Pro because they think Eeks hacked their forums!

[DoTheFandango]

Ilyaz's avatar makes me horny.

[Fighter of Gold]

It's still going on? What the hell... There's got to be a way to trace this and figure out who it is. The people who run the server probably have a log of where all these are coming from, can they pinpoint anything? I don't know anything about networks, but I've heard of people doing these kinds of things to other sites getting caught. Hopefully this will stop soon so we can get back to arguing about TWD, which is much more fun.

[Ephemeral]

Hey IlyaZ,
I clicked on your avatar and my penis is still the same size, what gives? Am I doing something wrong?