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    Before I begin, I'd like to let everyone know that until a suitable writer for the javelin portion of this article volunteers, it will not be written. I am not going to spend my time researching and writing an article to have the same old "stick to basing, voth" comments. So you know what? I will stick to basing, and Kthx will stick to warbirds, and the javs are shit out of luck until a writer steps up.

    TWL-B Preseason Week 2 : FEATURED MATCHES (by voth)
    Matching up the winners of last week in matches this week has surely made for some interesting matchups, not only between the winners, but between the losers as well. That being said, only one match can be my featured match for the week, so here goes:

    FEATURED MATCH OF THE WEEK: Dice vs. Thunder
    Well, last week, the defending champs, excuses or not, almost dropped one to Pirates, who I considered a not-so-great basing team. That being said, they are 3 time TWLB champions for a reason, and their LB line hasn't changed all that much over the past years. However, Thunder brings more depth in their basing lineup than seasons past, and already have an easy win over an unpredictable Spastic team. Here's my breakdown:

    Thunder
    Possible Terriers: dreamwin, Draft, Geisha, Ease, Chino
    Possible Sharks: PaulOakenfold, Falk, Eelam, Fizzy, Mhz, Menelvagor, Hellkite, Dald (assuming he's allowed to play)
    Possible Spiders: Ease, Kian, Eelam, Vitja, NL>Terminator, cremation, Dazzal, hellkite, fizzy, Burnt

    Dice
    Possible Terriers: Chief Utsav, Cape
    Possible Sharks: a2m, Cig Smoke, Confluence, Midoent, wbm
    Possible Spiders: megaman89, cripple, Stayon, Cape, Confluence, Grandmastahs, midoent, paska, Mouse


    Now... looking at those two breakdowns (which are my opinion of TWL-level players in each ship), I'd say Thunder definitely has more depth in each ship. However, in many of the ships, their quality is sacrificed for depth. For example, Thunder has no terrier at the level of Chief Utsav, they just have a bunch of decent terriers. Additionally, Thunder has no shark better than a2m, but they do have a lot of good sharks, and it's a question mark if Cig Smoke will show for Dice. As far as spiders go, few squads can outspider Dice, and that includes Thunder, unfortunately. Megaman89, Stayon, and Cripple, contrary to popular opinion, are all top spiders in the zone. Grandmastahs does a good job filling in for mikes, he can hold under decently well. The fifth spider won't need to be great, just decent, considering the spiders around him, but I'd say Mouse or paska are the best choices for the fifth spider.

    Voth's Prediction: Dice over Thunder, 15:00 to 11:45.
    My reasoning is as follows:

    Dice is feeling a little butthurt after they've been looked down upon for almost dropping a game to the butt pirates. Not to mention the amount of trash talk that has been going on between these squads will make Dice feel like beating Thunder to a pulp. The fact is that Thunder's terriers are very mediocre, and their sharks have little chemistry and simply don't match up to a2m and Cig Smoke. The spiders are pretty self explanatory, Dice has the advantage because most of Thunder's spiders are fairly campy except for Eelam.

    Voth's advice:

    Thunder: Put Draft or Geisha in terrier instead of dreamwin, he terr's like a pubber and chokes a lot. Hope that fizzy and PaulO show to shark because they're your best, despite the fact that I doubt they have much chemistry. Try to put in spiders who will press forward and ATTACK, because that's the only chance you guys have... to PRESSURE Dice and not let them dictate the pace of the game.

    Dice: Hope that a2m shows up, and also that a decent partner shows up to play alongside him. Without your sharks, your spiders are quickly brought down to beatable level because you're lacking protection. Oh, and hope your spiders lag out again so you can have an excuse again if you almost drop another.


    TWL-D Preseason Week 1 : FEATURED MATCHES (by Kthx)

    Week two Pre-Season, After this week, we get to play one real week before taking a break for Christmas, and then its clear sailing ahead after that.. straight into MARCH OR APRIL. This should have been started in October and it wouldn't have been much of a problem, although im sure they were too busy making sure Distension was running smoothly to worry about something as trivial as TWL. Anyways enough bitching about bad decisions its time to start bitching about terrible matchups this week. Most of these are going to be huge snore fests with the exception of Heavy vs Quake which is why I made that my Featured Match of the Week. I would also like to say that so far my predictions have been 4/5 this season, and I do plan on keeping track. going to make it 9/10 this week.



    Featured Match ::::: Heavy vs Quake ::::: TWL-D Preseason Week 2

    After losing Vys, Mega Newbie, and Death Row Quake measures in this week at a low magnitude of 1.2. However there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel for Ignite, with the players he is going to have to add this week, after Heavy steps on them we might have to get tetanus shots. I am looking at Quake's roster and I can't really see a conhesive unit there, I see alot of players who three to four years ago were good, and I see alot of players of different styles and backgrounds playing together, unfortunately this doesn't constitute the making of a great lineup. I think if some of Quake's starters actually decide to show this week that individually they will do alright, but I don't see them teaming a whole lot. Heavy on the other side is basically two squads that have been playing together for five years or so and have the same playing style. Quicksand + Heavy seems to be a great combination so far. I guess we will have to see if Quake can make it through these cracks, because the aftershocks of their best starters leaving could destroy the epicenter of this once powerful squad. I am not saying it is Ignites fault that this squad is only the crust of what it once was, but you should better believe that the magnitude of them leaving will be felt.

    Final Score ::::: Heavy - 50 Quake - 43


    Pirates vs Syne ::::: TWL-D Preseason Week 2

    This is going to be a common theme in all of my prediction matches this year... Syne doesn't stand a chance. Even if Pirates third line shows up like they did last week vs Heavy I still don't think Syne will be able to do much against them. They are still too weak, still too inexperienced, and still way too inconsistant to win very many games this year. If Paky Dude comes and plays well, Syne might be able to atleast make this a little more of a match than a slaughter. However with TWL starting for sure next week you can probably expect some of Pirates starters showing up, including vys and scoop if nobody else. Neither of these squads made a huge appearance in last weeks pre-season opener, so it is only fair that they now play each other.

    Final Score ::::: Pirates - 50 Syne - 37


    Disoblige vs Thunder ::::: TWL-D Preseason Week 2

    Now the thing about Thunder is, it makes a loud noise but it doesn't really do anything. A fitting definition for this years lackluster Thunder lineup. I still expect them to beat Disoblige however, by a fair margin if for no other reason Geisha dominating a very untalented squad. Disoblige is going to get out teamed, and out played, and if Sake wasn't playing Rape I think Thunder is a little asshurt over their loss to Dynasty last week so they might actually play a few more starters and take out their revenge against Disoblige.Anyways, I don't really have a ton of write about this game so I will just give you my final score and let you see first hand why I am not writing much about it this Sunday.

    Final Score ::::: Thunder - 50 Disoblige 34


    Sake vs Rape ::::: TWL-D Preseason Week 2

    Like I said in the HoN, Sake is quickly becoming an actual powerhouse this year in TWLD, by picking up Drow and Mega to add to their line with War and Deluge they have jumped to being on a level slightly higher than Sweet to being a semi-finalist contender along with Dynasty. Rape doesn' t really stand a chance against a Sake lineup that is much smarter with teaming, and much better as far as playing as they are. Rape is going to get baited, and hooked by Deluge's talent at leading the enemy squad into his own already negged. Add that to the fact that Mega has one of the best mid to long range aims in the game and it really is a deadly combination for a dumb squad such as Rape who will easily fall for this trap. Sake is the "sleeper" LD squad this year, expect them to have a whole bunch of wins this season.

    Final Score ::::: Sake - 50 Rape - 33


    Dynasty vs Sweet ::::: TWL-D Preseason Week 2

    Well considering that Dynasty's starting lineup is pretty much Quicksand's without Myself, Izor, and Racka you should automatically assume that they are going to be playing pretty well this season. This game won't be much of a challenge considering what they did to Thunder last week. Sweet has a few players in their arsenal that can get some kills but I don't think they have the depth that Dynasty has, not to mention it really feels to me like Dynasty is hungry to prove themselves in this TWL. Look for Kid Kaos to start this game after his terrible performance last week to prove the point that he is a starter for Dynasty. On paper this is a fairly even matchup, but knowing the players on both squads I think that Dynasty is going to take this match, even if it isn't going to be a huge blowout.

    Final Score ::::: Dynasty - 50 Sweet - 45
    Last edited by Voth; 12-03-2008, 11:45 PM.
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    Hmm, I'd say stay away from the suggestions part unless you become a bit more informed about the squads you're talking about - hell, become a bit more informed in the first place. I'm glad you're putting in the effort in though. Although I'm sure Ease and Geisha (B4sERmaN75_X) are flattered to be named a terrier by anyone.

    As for our TWLD match, we haven't really said a word about it, it's really other people that are making the noise for us. I don't really know where you're coming from :huh:

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    • #3
      sup guys

      im showing up for this weekend match
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      • #4
        Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
        Hmm, I'd say stay away from the suggestions part unless you become a bit more informed about the squads you're talking about - hell, become a bit more informed in the first place. I'm glad you're putting in the effort in though. Although I'm sure Ease and Geisha (B4sERmaN75_X) are flattered to be named a terrier by anyone.

        As for our TWLD match, we haven't really said a word about it, it's really other people that are making the noise for us. I don't really know where you're coming from :huh:
        Voth listed 20 players for thunder's sharks, I think he knows what he's talking about. Why not list their entire roster? It would mean about as much.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Vatican Assassin View Post
          Voth listed 20 players for thunder's sharks, I think he knows what he's talking about. Why not list their entire roster? It would mean about as much.
          Actually eight... I didn't know all squads had to be reliant on two mediocre sharks who just haven't been able to quite deliver yet.

          Hmm. That sounds like Mainliner to me
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          • #6
            Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
            Hmm, I'd say stay away from the suggestions part unless you become a bit more informed about the squads you're talking about - hell, become a bit more informed in the first place. I'm glad you're putting in the effort in though. Although I'm sure Ease and Geisha (B4sERmaN75_X) are flattered to be named a terrier by anyone.

            As for our TWLD match, we haven't really said a word about it, it's really other people that are making the noise for us. I don't really know where you're coming from :huh:
            Apparently you haven't been back to activity long enough to realize that both Ease and Geisha are capable terriers and I'd say they are both better than your starting terrier dreamwin. Maybe you should get a little more informed on your own squad before making accusations.
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            Duel Pasta> great
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            TWLJ Champion Season 11
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Voth View Post
              Apparently you haven't been back to activity long enough to realize that both Ease and Geisha are capable terriers and I'd say they are both better than your starting terrier dreamwin. Maybe you should get a little more informed on your own squad before making accusations.
              What? I have over 80 games in the past 5 months in shark alone, I wouldn't call that inactive. Geisha and Ease rarely terr and would both agree they aren't better than dreamwin in terr (nor would anyone really, I don't know where you're getting this B4 and Ease as terr information other than just not liking DW's terring). Chino doesn't play, and Eelam or Menel would terr over anyone if phizey or dw can't show up.

              Edit: Hell, put Burnt as a backup terr too. Ever heard of him in terr? Probably not. Work on your writeups.
              Last edited by PaulOakenfold; 12-03-2008, 11:12 PM.

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              • #8
                but dreamwin beat spastic, which is obviously a contender this year, in the preseason. crown his ass now.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Voth View Post
                  I didn't know all squads had to be reliant on two mediocre sharks who just haven't been able to quite deliver yet.

                  Hmm. That sounds like Mainliner to me
                  I guess reaching finals last two years makes me mediocre. I think I'll handle all of the Mainliner hot or not posts so Voth doesn't start awarding hot picks to the teams that we beat.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
                    Hmm, I'd say stay away from the suggestions part unless you become a bit more informed about the squads you're talking about - hell, become a bit more informed in the first place. I'm glad you're putting in the effort in though. Although I'm sure Ease and Geisha (B4sERmaN75_X) are flattered to be named a terrier by anyone.

                    As for our TWLD match, we haven't really said a word about it, it's really other people that are making the noise for us. I don't really know where you're coming from :huh:
                    you do it then. everytime some1 contributes their information its not guaranteed perfect. stop bitchin


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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Vatican Assassin View Post
                      I guess reaching finals last two years makes me mediocre. I think I'll handle all of the Mainliner hot or not posts so Voth doesn't start awarding hot picks to the teams that we beat.
                      Originally posted by Voth
                      Actually eight... I didn't know all squads had to be reliant on two mediocre sharks who just haven't been able to quite deliver yet.

                      Hmm. That sounds like Mainliner to me
                      fff
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                      Duel Pasta> great
                      Duel Pasta> I spilled juice on my face


                      Tower> NATIONAL WEED YOUR GARDEN DAY


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                      TWLJ Champion Season 11
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                      Best undeserved TWL title winner in Trench Wars history

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Voth View Post
                        Sake vs Rape ::::: TWL-D Preseason Week 2

                        Like I said in the HoN, Sake is quickly becoming an actual powerhouse this year in TWLD, by picking up Drow and Mega to add to their line with War and Deluge they have jumped to being on a level slightly higher than Sweet to being a semi-finalist contender along with Dynasty. Rape doesn' t really stand a chance against a Sake lineup that is much smarter with teaming, and much better as far as playing as they are. Rape is going to get baited, and hooked by Deluge's talent at leading the enemy squad into his own already negged. Add that to the fact that Mega has one of the best mid to long range aims in the game and it really is a deadly combination for a dumb squad such as Rape who will easily fall for this trap. Sake is the "sleeper" LD squad this year, expect them to WIN TWLD this season.

                        Final Score ::::: Sake - 50 Rape - 33
                        Fixed.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
                          What? I have over 80 games in the past 5 months in shark alone, I wouldn't call that inactive. Geisha and Ease rarely terr and would both agree they aren't better than dreamwin in terr (nor would anyone really, I don't know where you're getting this B4 and Ease as terr information other than just not liking DW's terring). Chino doesn't play, and Eelam or Menel would terr over anyone if phizey or dw can't show up.

                          Edit: Hell, put Burnt as a backup terr too. Ever heard of him in terr? Probably not. Work on your writeups.
                          I wasn't aware the Trench Wars population appointed a spokesperson!
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                          Duel Pasta> great
                          Duel Pasta> I spilled juice on my face


                          Tower> NATIONAL WEED YOUR GARDEN DAY


                          TWLB Champion Season 12
                          TWLJ Champion Season 11
                          TWLB All-Star Season 10
                          Best undeserved TWL title winner in Trench Wars history

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dwopple View Post
                            you do it then. everytime some1 contributes their information its not guaranteed perfect. stop bitchin
                            Blah blah blah, everyone says this. If voth didn't expect 'bitching' when he decided to do this for the masses then he wouldn't have done it the second week in a row. It's great that he's doing this, but when he's trying to make a section of this objective and instead doesn't take the time and it turns out subjective, then it's something for people to point out.

                            Look, if you're going to volunteer to do something like this and only have two teams you are reporting on in your own league, how hard is it to do a little more research than: "Oh I saw him play once or twice and he wasn't that good, their team has hopeless faith in him!" or "I saw him play once and he played great! They better hope to play him, he's a definite in that position!" Even looking at a squad's statistics is more telling than a distant memory from a month ago.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Voth View Post
                              Actually eight... I didn't know all squads had to be reliant on two mediocre sharks who just haven't been able to quite deliver yet.

                              Hmm. That sounds like Mainliner to me
                              Top Tier: Dice

                              Second Tier: Pandora












                              Way Down Here Tier: Voth yelling so we can hear him from so far away, "Hey you way up there above me, win something!"

                              Ya i think it's funny you listed 8 sharks, does it require the cliche "Pandora hasn't won twlb yet" response? From some, I suppose so.

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