TWL Week 3 : Featured Matches

[Summa]

Dice vs. Spastic
Battle of the retards. These two squads are underachievers and very sloppy and disappointing. Probably will be a competitive game because there will be so much suck in one game by both teams. Simply put, if Dice gets serious and shows up they win, if not it will be a repeat of their loss last week if Spastic can pull it together.

Voth's Prediction: Dice over Spastic, 15:00 to 8:40.

I don't understand all the hate for us...we dominate pene in the 1st rd like its nobody's business, and then we show a depleted line due to some horseshit decision to move twl up 1 wk, so half our starters are on vacation and still almost win...in what way are we a bunch of bumbling retards who suck?

[kthx]

I dont remeber seeing the name wark around in 1998 U joined this forum in 2003 I joined in 2002.

Wark wasn't my first name Mac Dre :/

[tragiK]

you should probably have an abortion ready because this is going to be a rape.

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[Jones]

time to show-off signatures

[veetee]

Compassion> ?find jones
jones is in SSCU Trench Wars

[royCE]

Yo Kthx Did U Just Add Urself To Starting Lineup???????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????

Roflflflflllllllllllllllllllllll

[kthx]

Yeah, because I am playing this weekend obviously.

[Scoop]

Final Score ::::: Sweet 50 - Pirates 49[/I]

Jokes and Jokes and Jokes and Jokes and Jokes

[ignite ignite]

Real Predictions

My picks:



Match of the Week ::::: Heavy vs Dynasty :::::

Three things that are more exciting than watching a bunch of suiciding QuickSand players: A 10th grade chemistry class, Home Improvement Channel in HD, and any episode of Gossip Girl. Following last week's victory over Thunder dozens of Dynasty players ran home to look up the meaning of the word "victory."

Final Score ::::: Heavy 50 - Dynasty 37



Sake vs Rape :::::

Choosing a winner in this one is like choosing between having your car repossessed or stubbing the same toe really hard every morning for six straight months. The only thing more fragile than the Sake roster this season is the collective psyche of their big names: Delectable (banned), Mega Newbie (hitched with 900 pound gorilla asian in America), and pascone (delusional, claims he will win TWL Season 12).


Final Score ::::: Sake 50 - Rape 46



Pirates vs Sweet :::::

Since the calendar doesn't say playoffs, you gotta like Pirates chance in winning this.


Final Score ::::: Pirates 50 - Sweet 39


Quake vs Disoblige :::::

Is it just me, or does it seem like Ignite gets criticized more often than a clumsy wife who's stuck in a bad marriage? He's just some tool that pays players to join his squad with his mom's allowance and never leaves his room all day because he's finding matches he can bench in. Quake players are playing like a pack of Rhino's after their family has been wronged — stompingly taking care of everyone on in their path. Yes, I just made up that word.

Final Score ::::: Quake 50 - Disoblige 29



Thunder vs Syne :::::

Hopefully KillerGt will be benched because he has the mobility of a stop sign at a busy intersection and the accuracy of a three-year-old sniper.

Final Score ::::: Thunder 50 - Syne 27

[kthx]

so basically you just agree with me but wanted to paste different numbers.. k.

[ignite ignite]

so basically you just agree with me but wanted to paste different numbers.. k.

Basically, you need to see this http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...919#post677919.

[kthx]

I think that ignite picture thread hurt this guys feelings rofl.

[Jones]

Compassion> ?find jones
jones is in SSCU Trench Wars

Qho> stop playing stupid zones
jones> ?find qho
Qho is in SSCU Trench Wars

[Rasaq]

Just because a few people left synE doesn't mean they are in worst shape. All 3 of us were rushers...they could be in even better shape now with the loss of the 3 starters and hopefully a gain in some mid-rangers/teamers. Just depends on who they recruit.

[schope]

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lol im almost at 1 year. 95% of this usage is played. Had other names before that tought